can't take it too seriously

bend, or

[tamagotchi]

[underweartuesday-deactivated201]

[arcampbell94]

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

[token-white-friend]

why… is this………….. true…………………

[lonelymountainson]

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

[samdashh-deactivated20210615]

do u ever just get into a hella cuddly and lovey mood

[memesrfunaf]

[unwakeable]

“I don’t think I’ll get over his smile. To be honest, I don’t want to.”

— -3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[thegoodvybe]

[suspend]

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[lostboy-life]

hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

[lostboy-life]

i just realized that autocorrect changed cishet to cashew I’m going to bed

[heterokatedison]

why did I not question “cashew” as a type of white guy tho

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[ot3-old]

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[gotip]