Xukas

Dumb Argonian idiot

[xxtc-96xx]

Also got this ad while scrolling through your blog.

I do eat Little Cesar's on occasion, but I have the feeling that this isn't directed toward me...XD

GIVE ME THE BREAHB

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[novamilano1]

The purple violet is not the hurdle

Don’t take the red out of the purple

What will I do with the remaining blue ?

Bring back the passion, don’t let me long for you

[gayavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko, bursting in Katara’s door: HOW LONG HAS SOKKA BEEN A FIREBENDER

Katara, who has no context but likes to mess with Zuko: our whole lives why

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko: this is so messed up. I thought Sokka was a non-bender

Katara: you thought the avatar’s brother was a non-bender?

Zuko: …excuse me?

Katara: [airbends away]

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang: I’m starting to think I abused my energybending somewhat

Suki, using waterbending to put out a fire Sokka started: nah you’re fine

[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko: at least you’re still normal Toph

Toph: sure am. by the way did you change your hair? it looks nice

Zuko: [screaming]

[honeycranes]

Hullo I return bearing PART 2

Also yes I slightly over-buffed Aang, but back muscles are tasty so I have no regrets

[gayavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

[honeycranes]

This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it

[zarla-s]

Another #savetf2 event to complain about the TF2 bot problem is coming up on June 3rd! They've set up a site with a petition to sign too to send to Valve to see if we can put enough pressure on them to actually DO SOMETHING. It might come to nothing, but I want to try at least. I had to fight tooth and nail against bots to do the Halloween event - some of the time I just had no choice but to fight bots to fill the contracts - and I couldn't do the Smissmas event at ALL because the bots were just so oppressive. >:( It's unacceptable! And it's so unfair because TF2 is STILL a good game after all this time, it holds up really well, so much love was put into it and it shouldn't be like this!

Anyway, sign the petition and post on the 3rd!

[lord-xukas]

I need to immediately share my favorite dumbest characters in all of everything. Its ya boy Derkeethus and he is by far the cutest dumbest lizard out there.

Obviously I married him.

[lord-xukas]

What day is it where have i been.

What is existence.

Oh hey Undertale Deltarune comics.

[lord-xukas]

HAPPY [Very late] PRIDE MONTH!

SORRY, THIS NEVER UPLOADED

I hope y'all have an amazing [Very late] Pride Month! Was made by @minieverfeel. Part of my sonas ref, added the Femboy and gay flags

[markiplier]

REBLOG IF STRIPE

[markiplier]

SPOT SAY STRIPE IS STUPID.

HOW DARE.

Long live LOOOOOOOOONG.

[lord-xukas]

We have points, Spots don't!

[markiplier]

Starting a Support Group

Reblog to introduce yourself and what you’re dealing with.

All are welcome.

[lord-xukas]

My father has Huntingtons Disease 😭

We had to move cause of it and its been really hard.

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

[markiplier]

My friends.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

Reblog to stay loyal.

[markiplier]

My friends...

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

We love you.

[markiplier]

REBLOG IF STRIPE

[queenofspades010]

(5/19)You can use these if u want :>🏳️‍🌈

Ok so i probably missed some flags which im srry bout that but im only doing 11 i think? But I’ll make a separate post 4 the other lesbian flag when i got half of these done

Ok well heres an actual babey

But i think im done posting marks icons 4 today I’ll put 5 more tomorrow or i might be impatient an post more like later 2day i dunno

[skelligiri]

Urgent

Heya, I know most of you guys watch me because of my Handplates stuff so I want you to know that Zarla’s account has been hacked and she is waiting to hear back from Tumblr’s support team. DO NOT click on the links posted from Zarla’s account! Hopefully this will be sorted soon…

EDIT: Here is a link to Zarla’s deviantART journal: https://www.deviantart.com/zarla/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-787109989

Please spread the word!

[nochocolate]

Please respect Toby Fox’s wishes and do not talk about the contents of the program until 1PM GMT/ 9AM ET on November 1st.

[lord-xukas]

A new furry friend made this for me!

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[lord-xukas]

Userpage of Roblox_Dever -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Fur Affinity is the internet's largest online gallery for furry, anthro, dragon, brony art work and more!

Frack... I iz a furry... Welp... this is my life now

I also is Goat.