#dumb lizard

[incubusbun]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑'𝖘 𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙

Wonder what sinful things crossing that kinky mind...

I went AFK at my FC house and a member snapped this. Lune looks way too good on that throne.

[tenpercentsugar]

how come there's an option to "show more" politics on facebook and only a "show less" option for sensitive content like... flip those around and now ur meeting my needs, zuck

[lord-xukas]

I need to immediately share my favorite dumbest characters in all of everything. Its ya boy Derkeethus and he is by far the cutest dumbest lizard out there.

Obviously I married him.

[lucky-cat]

My gecko is on my shoulder and keeps trying to attack my head every time I move it. Dumb lizard. She also screeched into my ear.

[soundlessscreamer]

I was messing with a spider in it's web with a stick. And this huge lizard that we call Leprechaun came and I was like "Oh he's going to eat the spider ok." So I got the spider close enough for him to catch it and he goes for the stick. And so I got the spider on the stick and he just went for the section that didn't have the spider on it. And that lizard thought the stick was an insect and he is officially the dumbest lizard ever.

[queen-emma-frost]

my beardie climbed behind my shoulders and is stuck between me and the wall and i can't move or ill hurt him. hes sitting there slowly getting angrier and angrier but he doesn't want to come out.