LORDDIALTONES

Tones ((he/him)) . 🟥⬛ Multifandom, 22y/o got a Soul Eater AU dump: @souleatersunspot [[Carrd Link https://lorddialtones.carrd.co/]]

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[lorddialtones]

Feeling like an understudy in my own life like everyone is just waiting for the actor they like to come back for the next show is a sucky feeling.

Kinda been gut punched over and over recently by random things and it's kinda compounding.

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

what do straight boys blog about ?

[drakebarmitzva]

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localvoidcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[filmphotofranz]

[lakemojave]

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

[lorddialtones]

Bro how the fuck do you make friends this is some bullshit lol

[svndvn]

paitings to exercize, Im trying find a brushwork that feels more like mine, always aiming for a very "traditionnal" look, between gouache and watercolors

[jorongbak]

Queenie leaving Caine alone with Kinger and Uncle Scratch for just two hours and.. Don't tell mom- PLEASE DON'T TELL MOM-

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[rabbitheatedgrrrl]

Not wanting to have sex is NOT a problem. It doesn’t matter if you are asexual or allo, there is nothing wrong with not wanting sex. It’s just an activity. That’d be like saying that if you don’t like soccer, you need to go to soccer therapy to figure out why you dislike it and figure out how to like it because it’s for your own good. See how ridiculous that sounds? IT IS OK TO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX AND IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!!!!!!

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[arospecvibes]

A lot of times I see aromantic people (particularly those who are non-romance-favorable) saying that they still feel romantic attraction towards fictional characters or celebrities and/or would like to date them, and as valid as it would be if that were the case, news flash: we probably don’t.

I feel the reason that we think we might is because, in the back of our minds, we know that the love target in question is unreachable. We know that we can’t actually ever date a fictional character, and that it is highly unlikely we’ll ever date a celebrity we’ll never meet. It’s the same situation when lesbians say they question their sexuality because of fictional men. Key word, FICTIONAL. Meaning not real. Sometimes it’s not easy imagining “oh but if this character were real or if I met this celebrity”... because we know it won’t happen.

I used to think I couldn’t be aro because I used to fantasize about romance, but looking back on it, it wasn’t actually me that was involved in those fantasies. It was some alternate version of me that I can’t be in this reality. Every time I, the actual me, am approached with romance, I personally can’t take it.

This could be because of amatormativity; we’re so desperate to “fit in” that we try to force ourselves into (usually heteronormative) romance, but only in a way that our minds feel comfortable doing so, which is imagining a situation that is impossible to happen, whether it be involving a fictional character, an unreachable celebrity, or an alternate version of ourselves...

Yet interestingly enough, this seems to happen to allocishets too; they tend to crush on people they know they have no chance with, usually at an age or a time in life where they know in the back of their head that they aren’t ready to handle romance, because let’s be fair... handling something as big as that is a lot easier said than done.

Idk. Crushes are weird. Attraction is weird. And I think it is totally possible to get crushes on unreachable people. But if you consider yourself aromantic or arospec and think you might feel attraction towards those unreachable people, everything above might be the reason why.

This is not to invalidate lithromantics, frayromantics, aegoromantics, or romance-favorable aros, by the way! Anyone identifying with those or similar labels are 100% valid, as well as your experiences. It’s just that I see a lot of other aromantics, including me, confused about attraction towards unreachable people and I thought I’d try and offer a somewhat plausible explanation for them.

[lorddialtones]

Me as fuck, all of my (frankly rare) crushes on fictional characters is because I don't have to *actually* be responsible for anyone's emotions.

It's another one of those "in theory" things for me, because I'm like 99% sure I'd hate it irl.

[natavinsmoke06]

For all my trans mutuals

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

SERIOUS: NEW BOT SCAM ALERT

heya!

this right here?

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT REAL.

the "@staff" is just the bio text.

tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THIS OR SIMILAR ACCOUNTS AND ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS FROM IT.

report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.

@staff @tumblr @support

[heywriters]

I was laughing at this account when they told one of my sideblogs it had won money in a giveaway. All the "bots" were like, half-hearted fandom accounts for fandoms Gen Z is into, and since when does tumblr have money to give away? No website does that XD

Fakest scam yet.

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]