lmao

I don't need life I'm high on drugs

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

I am sick of being a backdrop for other people’s lives

[awwww-cute]

[bantamazadeh]

[flowerprincephil-deactivated201]

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

[darknessinmystars]

for whenever I fuck up

[oswinstark]

I feelin this so hard right now

[lordevoldymort-blog]

mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle): do you guys want any chips?

dad (at full volume): I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[pompousprince]

[blackswan2010-deactivated201509]

[lordevoldymort-blog]

anyone, genuinely: i like talking to you

me: confusing and concerning but i will take it

[sjwplatonic-remade-blog]

tumblr users: staff this feature sucks

staff: we got it! we listened to you, and now this feature is EVEN WORSE! pretty cool right

[nekomadudes-deactivated20150928]

if someone got the same name as me it’s already beef tbh

[ruinedchildhood]

[australian-government-deactivat]

[lordevoldymort-blog]

Person I hate: *gives me their opinion*

Me: 📢 DID I ASK

[hyperactive-tortuga]

[seanorr]

[nocctem]

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

15 minutes into disneyland and chill and he gives you this look

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE