Please stand by for life 2.0

I cannot describe myself as I do not know myself. I mainly repost things I like from my mutuals but sometimes I make my own posts. Please be kind.

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kaybonbon]

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

[anastasiarayreed]

Israel: we are shelling Palestine, we wanna attack Syria and we don't like Iran so we'll probably do something about it.

USA: say no more! here are all the weapons you need, do whatever you want and kill whoever you want! we will attack Iran and raise the air force for you🫶🏻

Ukraine: can we please have the weapons you promised in exchange for our nuclear weapons? we want to protect ourselves from russia which kills us every day and destroys our homes.

USA: are you fucking crazy? this is escalation! you are dragging us into WWIII

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[important-animal-images]

[famouspainterwombat]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Quick, to the Targetmobile!

[loth-caatgirl]

[theinconvenientlifestyle]

[mapsontheweb]

Lost to Emus, What’s a Kangaroo Gonna Do?

[kamogryadeshi]

Russian terror, which has already become commonplace for Ukrainians. Russian terrorists will never stop, they don't need peace, they only want to kill and destroy

[greenzaku]

28 dead in the Kyiv attack as of 18 Jun 2025.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.

[jingyuanyuan]

There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.

[asmuchasidliketo]

#some netizens also say chinese people like unification because only a powerful unified dynasty can survive the yellow river and sometimes #also the chang jiang when they decide to flood and change directions and kill and displace millions #also only large dynasties have the resources to do hydroengineering to try and control the yellow river #yellow river be like: if you don't hydroengineer you die #but if you do you might also die heehee #“we call these our mother rivers not because they are gentle but because we are too scared” tags on above post

(source: Wikipedia)

[setnet]

@mikkeneko

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[bugshroom]

[charlesoberonn]

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

tumblr mutuals passing around the same 3 posts for 2 hours

[memewhore]

[inthesensethat]

[grievingwithnoreason]

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

[khonshus-vibrator]

the full comic panel is so fucking funny