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THOR ODINSON + canon, selective & private

[lordofsparkles]

Hello, my darling dears! I'm Faye or Fayeth, well over 21, she/her pronouns. This blog is for THOR ODINSON, MCU-Canon Avenger. I'm low-activity. This blog will run on queue at times and sometimes be NSFW (tagged, not behind readmores). 

THIS BLOG IS PRIVATE. Mostly for Crossed worlds group.

Thor Odinson is a canon Asgardian from the MCU Avengers films.

[lordofsparkles]

gloriousxdarkness​:

starter for @lordofsparkles​

     “Nasty entrance,” she breathes through the compliment with a little difficulty, the adrenaline starting to wear off and the ache of injuries settling in. Elektra can feel her heartbeat in her knuckles. There’s sharp pain like a knife in her ribs with every inhale, which a glance finds to be from shuriken stuck inches into her side. Well, makes sense. Warm blood trickles down from it and throbbing from two more star bites has started up in her thigh. Reminders to be quicker next time. Swarms are fun, until they’re not. She eyes the splintered ash-design left on the ground by Thor’s impact, then feigns a levity she doesn’t really feel when looking over at him. “Not secretly been a healer all this time, have you? All lightening, and muscle?”

                 He's never far. Not so far as she'd like, independent as she is. He hovers and it's taken all the might of a thousand Batmans to have stayed out of it until now. She's trying for light and he welcomes it with a arm smile as he bends to her level and gently cradles her cheek in his hand, "It's done," in a kind, firm voice, like it'll magically be true if he says it with enough resolve. Doesn't quite know how to handle this situation, whether she'll be angry with him if he takes her to Dr. Cho but the scene's not a pretty one. Bruises and blood. He gently lifts her into his arms and climbs off the ground, trying to keep her as steady as he can, "There's a room in New Asgard," but the tone in his voice says he's all but made up his mind that it's too far away and their make-shift bifrost is so on the fritz that Thor's worried it might harm a human to travel through it --- tax cuts, and all. He glances up at the sky and then afar left towards the Tower, "Do you trust me?"

[lordofsparkles]

gloriousxdarkness​:​

     Despite appearances, she never feels quite at ease here, among all the superheroes and press and agents. Can’t quite shake the feeling like someone’s about to shoot her with a tranquilizer and put her in a white walled high-tech cell. To be fair, though, that feeling isn’t exclusive to the Tower. Lingering paranoia, let’s say. She likes to hang back a bit, watch Thor pull attention like the sun’s gravity, bright smile for the people. He belongs, so that helps make it feel like maybe she does too.

     Loses him for a while, but making small talk in the meantime isn’t the trick. It’s finding someone interesting. Failing that, when his orbit comes back around to her, she’s grateful. Gives up her personal space easily to fit into him. “Hello again,” she hums and looks halfway behind to him, catching sight of the familiar trimmed beard. “Any longer I might’ve gotten bored, and then who knows what could happen,” A playful kind of threat, probably empty. Her shoulder nudges him a little. “Did they get their fill of you?”

                        His smirk curls at the corner, because what Elektra Natchios might do with boredom sounds, to Thor’s ears, a bit like the whistle of a steam train or an ocean liner going who-knows-where… like adventure. The Christmas season being in full swing will have to do until it’s all out of New York’s system, but he’s felt the want to wander and lose himself in some wilderness somewhere. Maybe somewhere exotic, with new people and things to see. What’s wily in Thor (and Loki, to perhaps a level deeper) has been satiated by heroics and the business of keeping the peace but he finds himself rumbling for more. Itching, as the humans say, to explore and experience.

His eyes close for a moment, taking a little adventure out of this embrace. Doesn’t know or realize how inappropriate it must look for a woman of Elektra’s standing. Thor coaxes with his fingertips, turning Elektra’s jaw just enough so that he doesn’t have to crane far to reach her lips. It’s a peck, at first… then something a little deeper, breaking only to answer her question with a little smirk that says he loves the attention, “It can be tedious, but well worth the time.” Although, frankly, he has no idea why they put in face time with the press – other than it’s fun, “If only you were at my side,” mostly, to take the heat off Thor and keep him from having to answer hard questions or, you know. Do math. That’s secondary, and he makes himself clear when he sweeps her hair to the side, off her neck, and softly kisses her nape. Shifts the neckline of her dress only centimeters, maybe an inch. His lips brush her shoulder, the smidge now bare and the hand in her hair brushes down her back --- he’s not a subtle boy, not smart enough, “So that I might show you off…”

[dushku]

She’s like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around “Ooh, check me out, I’m wicked-cool, I’m five-by-five."  [ inspired by x ]

[lordofsparkles]

               Thor's a tad late getting back to Elektra, having made the rounds --- made nice with the press and smiled big for every selfie as if he were pleased as punch to do it ---- exhausting, truthfully. To always seem happy, to have someone tell him where to stand. He'd never wish another catastrophe on the planet but he's a soldier without a war. Nothing to fight, no one to protect. It's better this way but he'd be lying if he said he didn't feel out of sorts posing for cameras.

He's grateful, when he finally spots her in the crowd. Slips up behind and smooths his hands around her waist until he can wrap her in, bring her close. He smirks against her ear, "I've kept you waiting."

#TowerJingleBash for @gloriousxdarkness​

[lordofsparkles]

[vaememes]

𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙  𝖜𝖊  𝖉𝖔  𝖎𝖓  𝖙𝖍𝖊  𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖘  𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖘.

these are taken from the show with the same title, may have triggering mentions, please read and reblog with caution, feel free to adjust any that you deem necessary.

tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.

this is not a joke!

they would call me the relentless because i would never relent.

being a vampire’s familiar is like being a best friend.

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

get me some glitter.

i want to do something special for the immortal one’s arrival.

i am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. like twilight.

do you remember that first time we made love?

it was so passionate, i accidentally cut off your head.

all secret meetings take place in the fancy room.

you know what i’ve always wanted to try?

you’re protecting a vast empire.

we’ve been very careful not to stand out.

am i a morning person? that would be an enthusiastic yes.

we all know that sounds cool.

from panera bread you came, and to panera bread you shall return.

what is “arise” again? control-alt-seven?

my friends have noticed mood swings, unusual cravings -

it’s become pretty clear to me that i’m becoming a vampire.

i have this urge to turn my roommate to shreds…

the smell of beef and sulphur is overwhelming.

i could smell it on him, it comes from the groin.

i could sense he was getting more and more sad recently.

vampires have huge respect for owls.

they don’t give a “hoot” where they dump their scat.

vampires love virgins. it’s their favorite food.

fuck that guy for making me think i need to act more aloof!

vampire roommates… they’re forever.

what kind of goat sorcery is this?

i’m not really sure what my deal is.

i’m not going to do this if he’s pissing on the wall.

are you leaving with us?

we were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel.

i can’t stand up, if you know what i mean.

what the fuck would anyone want with canada?

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

we should feast on virgin blood.

you might bite someone, and then you think ‘ooh, those are some nice pants!’.

vampires don’t like nuns.

when you become a vampire, you become very…sexy.

this is what happens when you’re a vampire. you have to watch everyone die.

we’re vampires. we don’t put down towels.

at first i wanted to kill him, but now i’m glad i spent time to get to know him.

ooh! bat fight!

just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

at the start i was like 'oh no, like i'm– i’m dead’.

it’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff.

the movie ’twilight’. have you seen it?

what, i can’t sunbathe? i can’t watch daytime TV?

i’m over being a vampire. it’s shit, so don't…don’t believe the hype.

you have not done the dishes for five years!

it’s unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.

i’m so embarrassed when people come over here.

you bring them over, you kill them!

i think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

the neighbors can see you flying around the house.

do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?

you’ve got a whole documentary group following you around.

we’re werewolves, not swear-wolves.

shut up! you’re not twilight!

you can’t go to the ball as blade. he’s a vampire hunter.

you will not eat the camera guy!

you ruined it. i was in the zone.

what are you doing tonight? are you going to kill some perverts?

wait, let’s kill them.

i go for a look which i call dead but delicious.

get away from the sunlight!

why don’t you go smell your own crotches, huh?

more police will come. possibly even christains, which is totally the last thing we need.

we drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs.

we drank – – we’ve done some drug blood.

you are supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

someday they will all be dead.

how many more women have you slept with that just have long, dark hair?

this is horse piss. we are vampires.

you are a lying piece of old cabbage!

i mean, how old are you, nine – ninety?

do you have long left, do you think?

but a ghost? that’s where we draw the line.

maybe i should just bring a broom down here for you.

you have a very, very special power.

dracula’s in the house!

i’m sorry, vampires are real but ghosts are not?

i just want to make sure we’re on the same page.

witches are near.

the witches have been toying with our rugs again.

please get some witch-proof carpet tape and tape that rug down!

i am a little disappointed i didn’t get to be a american citizen.

i was really looking forward to buying a gun.

oh, you don’t need to be a citizen to get a gun. they’ll give those to anyone.

get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.

it’s quite amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you’re not paying attention.

i have been very unhappy since you left.

i just want to know what i can do to bring you back home.

it’s very difficult for me to say, so just let me get this out.

i smell death on you.

oh, that, that’s just my body spray. it’s axe.

you heard what he said. he knows we’re vampires.

we are just talking a nice shit together.

is there something you haven’t been telling us?

don’t care what the fuck your name is.

this was probably the way he wanted to go.

you know, when you care about someone and they just walk out the door.

that’s the tenth vampire i killed this month!

i can’t tell him i’m a vampire killer because then he’d have to kill me.

can you dust more quietly please? i’m trying to sleep.

all we need to do is send that to ten friends or foes by sunrise and the curse will be lifted.

where are we going to get the email addresses, the email address shop?

i’m guessing that’ll be closed this time of night.

i was just checking my emails, i didn’t know it would be full of curses!

i swear i am going to rip that man into shreds and make a dress out of it.

i’ve been watching a lot of shark tank lately.

there’s no such thing as vampire killers, you knob lord.

yes, i suppose i am a little bit stressed.

all i need is myself. i’m my own best friend now.

it’s like their souls are dead or something.

who doesn’t want to be a vampire?

you haven’t had an original idea since 1925.

come over here and put your neck in my mouth.

you have to get up and do it ‘cause i can’t get up.

what is this feeling i am feeling?

grief. i don’t care for it.

would you mind staying with me for a few moments, just until i fall asleep?

i don’t wish to be murdered in my slumber.

that’s very frowned upon in the vampire community.

i want you to know that you are my friend.

okay, you’re getting into some of your personal issues now.

i found out that my own familiar was killing vampires.

we should finish each other off and tell no one?

why is there all this dust on the floor in the shape of a body?

were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust?

i will kill you! i will absolutely kill you!

the issue here is that i’m an invader and i was invading.

if you’re going to eat a victim on my nice, clean couch put down some newspaper!

well, that didn’t go so great. i hit the main artery, so yeah, it’s a real mess.

don’t look, my sweet darling, it’s too dangerous.

vampires have had a pretty bad rep.

we’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles- well some.

they’re like one big circle just biting each other’s dicks.

you know they don’t even wear shirts, they were blouses.

well, what’s your power?

i am an excellent crawler.

we will never forget that battle.

well, are you gonna be alright without me?

that is worse than a bible- that burns my eyes.

we are the bait but we’re also the trap.

i’m not a total monster.

i became a vampire at sixteen. that is why i always look sixteen.

i have received a message from a slouching beast in the night!

do you think i might have rabies now?

a church. makes me nervous to say the word.

i’m going to check my hotmail.

password? what is my password?

it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait made from glitter.

look, its you! i made you a vampire.

i think he’s going to make me a vampire.

this is always really scary part for me.

so it’s 6pm in the night time… which is when i wake up. 

i don’t want to know about that. stop gloating.

what are you doing with your hand? how dare you!

do you have any proof of this wild accusation?

while you were out running your errand, we were in very serious danger.

we could have been killed tonight, did you know that?

this is my office, also known as the hunting ground.

energy vampires drain people’s energy just by talking to them.

i don’t know about you, old chap, but i have raging hard on.

my darling, every time dough boy turns up, you start crying.

i decided to bite her and we’re going to be together forever.

we just thought ‘to hell with it’ you know?

well, don’t appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick.

you can’t be fighting with werewolves on the lawn.

you’re still angry about that vampire that tried to eat you, aren’t you?

you promised you would turn me into a vampire.

it has been so long, you look the same.

it’s like they’re vampires or something.

to be honest, i don’t really care about being a vampire.

when i turn into a bat, there’s no real skill to it at all, i just shout ‘bat!’

your screaming disturbed me from my slumber.

you wouldn’t like it if a spider came to your house and dusted, would you?

save your confession until after i am dead.

why the hell would you be here for me?

there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn!

i’ll do this just to show you how dumb you are.

i was being a vapor and i got sucked into an air purifier.

five spits for an enemy, lilith.

i haven’t slept in seventy - two hours.

now we are ready to go into town and party.

[phdinrage]

THE 👏 FACT 👏 THAT 👏THERE 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 STIGMA 👏 ON 👏 FEMALE 👏 AND 👏 OC 👏 MUSES 👏 WHO 👏 LIKE 👏 SHIPPING 👏 WHEN 👏 99% 👏 OF 👏 CANON 👏 MALE 👏 MUSES 👏 ONLY 👏 WRITE 👏 SHIPS 👏 AND 👏 SMUT 👏 IS 👏 BULLSHIT

OC & CANON FEMALES, I SEE YOU & I LOVE YOU!

[phdinrage]

casual reminder that tony stark saved us all.

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

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[lordofsparkles]

gloriousxdarkness​:

        Elektra waits, trying to read the still stiffness in his back, feeling a strange lurch in the quiet moment where he might refuse her without a word and head out the door. And maybe she’d deserve it. Probably, she thinks, she deserves worse.

But he returns, kneels, gives a look that could break hearts. His goodness shines through, always, relentlessly, despite the wear from bearing the cold brunt of her. So much better than she is. Her own grievances sit like a bitter stone in her gut, feeling dense and petty. Her fingers card tightly through her hair into a grip, searching for words, any words. The problem— I shut him out. So? let him in. How? What can I say, that won’t make him run from me? She’ll undo herself for nothing all over again. But if he does, that’s just how life goes. It leaves wounds.

     "I am not such a Lady,“ Elektra exhales, her expression softening a little. She glances at the newspapers, then to him. It’s somewhere to start. ”…do you know what I’m doing?“ she asks, quiet between them yet steady. It’s not as if her martial ways are new to him, but this is different. This runs deeper, personal, touched by vengeance. "I’m looking for coded messages. I’m hunting someone. And when I find him, I’m going to kill him.”

                      At first, Thor’s not sure how to take the moment. If he looks confused, that’s no accident because what’s happening here is confusing. Not what she’s saying… the fact that she’s saying it. He knows she has her reasons for keeping him at arm’s length but he has to believe there’s more to this than what she lets on.

                  He doesn’t interrupt her, though. Feeling her gaze on him, her attention on him… for whatever it’s worth, he can find comfort in that.

He waits a beat after the room falls quiet, taking in what she’s said as though it were a general speaking. His brow flattens a little over his eyes and he replies, quiet and determined, “This man who’s wronged you. We’ll find him together. He will not escape our wrath. His screams of agony will ring the hills of Hel!” and, maybe this is the wrong way to go with the information given, but Thor is a warrior at heart. A prince, even, and if nothing else a quest with a tangible foe is something he understands well. Someone he can fight. He settles a little, quieter as he gingerly reaches for Elektra’s hand to hold in both of his, “You are a Lady. You are my Lady and when you command, so shall I act. This is a promise.” He squeezes her hand gently and lifts it, curled around his, to press a firm and tender kiss against her knuckle, “All you need do is ask and it will be yours.”

[livs-cooke]

I make grave mistakes all the time.

[lordofsparkles]

gloriousxdarkness​:

          When he says he’s going, Elektra looks over from the paper she isn’t absorbing with a tilt of her head as if to say Really. It’s disappointing. But, she knows she shouldn’t have expected differently, when he never sees the game in her words, let alone returns the serve. Her mistake. Once again she feels an urge to tell him to stay, but like before, can’t bring herself to voice it. Let him do as he likes.

She shifts towards him at that, hearing the open wound in his words and feeling as though she holds the blade’s grip. “Thor,” she exhales a small sigh, drops the bundle with a rustling thud. It’s not as though he is special in this respect; Elektra has a hard time letting anyone in. To what does she owe being a simple girl, warm and easily unraveled, soft and palatable? But he is special at the same time, because he’s the one she’s supposed to lean on. He’s the one she went after. And she, too, feels his distance when he’s here. “I don’t…” mean to. A poor excuse where damage is done. “I apologize. Will you come sit down with me?”

                 He should be relieved but he isn’t. In weeks of late Thor’s jovial spirit has been a bit grim, a bit grey. Never entirely sure where he stands, where he should stand. Not wholly anyone’s fault but for nothing else, it’s disorienting.

There’s a long moment, a pause where he would move but he can’t seem to force himself. Lingers in the doorway without king or country to lean on until at long last he’s able to summon the strength he needs to put one foot in front of the other. He slowly finds his way back to her but he doesn’t sit beside her. His lady is speaking and it’s not in Thor’s nature to let his head be above hers when she has the floor, so he kneels beside her like an idiot. Like exactly the man she doesn’t want and, on some level, he knows that --- but he’s hers to command. How to explain, now. That’s another story.

      Thor takes her gaze in his as tenderly as he might take her hand, looking just a bit sad for all that has and hasn’t been said between them, “I’m at your call, Lady.”

[thorodinsson]

Thor + eyes in Thor: Ragnarok

[lordofsparkles]

phdinrage​:

“Yeah… women love surprises. Normal women. Normal… not paranoid women. If you surprise Elektra… they’ll tell stories, alright. At your funeral. Thor. I’m begging you to think this thing through.”

                  “Nonsense! Elektra’s occasionally reasonable. I’ll just wait until she doesn’t seem overly stressed or angry. Don’t sound the defeatist alarm just yet, Banner. You’ll see. It’ll all work out.” 

[thatslayer]

              Another double shift today, darlings! As always, due to work I won’t be around until Sunday or Monday but I’ll try to do small things when/if I get a break today. You can like this for a smol starter from Faith ( @thatslayer ), Bucky ( @formerfistofhydra ) or Thor ( @lordofsparkles ) — specify which or you’ll get something random! Miss you guys, have a good day!

[lordofsparkles]

@gloriousxdarkness​ ; cont.

              “Of course.” he tries to smile politely, but it’s forced and tightens the muscles in his jaw. There’s a sad resignation in his voice as he continues with, “I’ll take my leave of you, Lady.” and, he means it. There’s no comfortable way to be in Elektra’s space and the longer they circle each other, the colder she seems. How fondly he thinks back on their night in Smallville. The fireworks, the way she let him hold her close. Seems longer ago than it was.

Thor pauses at the door and takes a moment to muster his courage to speak. When he does, it’s barely above a whisper, “Will you always shut me out? I feel your loss as deeply in your presence as when we’re apart.”