One Moose to Rule Them All

I solemnly swear I'm up to no good. Just a stupid french moose... Fangirl DW, SPN, Sherlock, Merlin, HP, LOTR, and a lot of other great series and movies but there's not enough space to put them all. Love food, books, being a bitch with people I like. I don't understand the war between fandoms, so, don't put me in please. :) Oh, and I ship almost everyone with everybody and Spideypool is my Marvel OTP

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[catfoundation-deactivated201805]

Whoop there goes the joke

[plaidshirtjimkirk]

I literally just saw someone say they hate TOS Jim because he’s a

womanizing

insensitive

overly masculine

stereotypical character

with no emotional depth

or particular intelligence

or vulnerability

Don’t like TOS? Fine. Didn’t watch TOS? Fine. Prefer another characterization? Fine. Then stay in your lane.

[moghedien]

you ever realize how low-key messed up the Jedi Order is?

[hydnelllum]

I aint saying the Sith are good guys, they do bad shit as well, but let’s look at history on the other side of things.

> Paint Sith as villains when the were originally just a splinter faction with a differing belief system.

> Lead a court ordered genocide against a Sith planet that posed no threat after having been defeated in a war. 

> Fun fact, the Sith were only on that planet becuase the jedi had killed all but 12, stripped them of everything and put them on ships into random deep space

> Essentially the Jedi made the Sith what they are today through stupid decision making

> Abandoned their peace loving code (which was forged because of legislation disbanding their military forces, bringing about a thousand year era of peace) to become commanders and generals in the Clone Wars.

> Lead a violent coup against a leader who was actually elected once it came put that he was from a group they a personal vendetta against, because this is what peace loving space monks do guys.

> Literally train to feel no remorse or pity as opposed to the Sith who are expected to embrace the full spectrum of emotion.

.

[moghedien]

Not even looking at the Sith though, they’re still just so

No, we don’t kidnap children. We take them because it is the will of the force. oh, and younglings if you ever feel the urge to meet with your family again you need to go talk to the counselor because something is wrong with you and that urge is bad

Beware of any other group of force users (even excluding the sith and evil people). We’re the only ones that can use the force properly. We are literally the only people in the entire galaxy that should have an organized group of force sensitives because everyone but us is wrong

Has a prophecy about the Chosen One bringing balance to the force and thinks that somehow means being blinded by the light. Hint: that’s not a balanced scale (I still fail to see how destroying all trace of the dark side is “balanced” but ok george lucas)

if you’re afraid you might turn evil, so don’t be afraid children, and don’t be afraid of turning evil because you were afraid.

If you don’t get taken as an apprentice that’s ok, younglings. You can become a farmer, but you’re still a Jedi to us. Unless we tell you to leave and send you back to that family we told you to forget about.

politicians are bad and we shouldn’t rely on them. It’s okay because its not like we deal with politics anyway. Anyway, let’s constantly harass the senate and pressure them into doing what we want

don’t get attached to anything. besides your lightsaber. and your master, but not really your master. don’t get attached or you’ll turn evil and probably kill everyone

[crazynoodles69]

Just in case some of you are interested…

Jedi Code:

There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

Sith Code:

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.

And a third one also exists which is made by the gray Jedi. (The ones who’ve “gone rouge” but aren’t Sith)

There is no Dark Side, nor a Light Side

There is Only the Force

I will do what I must to keep the balance

The balance is what keeps me together

There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish

There is passion, Yet peace

Serenity, Yet emotion

Chaos, Yet order

I am the wielder of the flame, the protector of balance

I am the holder of the torch, lighting the way

I am the keeper of the flame, soldier of balance

I am a guardian of balance

I am a Gray Jedi

[commodorecliche]

Not to mention the continuous mind-fucking of anyone they need to trick. Jedi legitimately are A-okay with manipulating the free will of others to achieve their means.

[darth-salem-emperor-of-earth]

@actualanakinskywalker, you might like this. 

[shrimpfandango]

In case you’ve been fed too much Jedi propaganda.

[hyacinth-willow]

as you know, the immune system walks a fine line between being absolutely useless and killing you

immunology professor this week (via hyacinth-willow)

I mean, a fever is basically your immune system going, “LET’S SEE WHO BURNS FIRST, MOTHERFUCKER.”

(via thebastardofgloucester)

#ALSO MOST DEADLY ILLNESSES ARE ONLY DEADLY BECAUSE YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TRYING TO HELP

(via fightthecoldwithspices)

This is all true.

(via thebibliosphere)

[moghedien]

you ever realize how low-key messed up the Jedi Order is?

[hydnelllum]

I aint saying the Sith are good guys, they do bad shit as well, but let’s look at history on the other side of things.

> Paint Sith as villains when the were originally just a splinter faction with a differing belief system.

> Lead a court ordered genocide against a Sith planet that posed no threat after having been defeated in a war. 

> Fun fact, the Sith were only on that planet becuase the jedi had killed all but 12, stripped them of everything and put them on ships into random deep space

> Essentially the Jedi made the Sith what they are today through stupid decision making

> Abandoned their peace loving code (which was forged because of legislation disbanding their military forces, bringing about a thousand year era of peace) to become commanders and generals in the Clone Wars.

> Lead a violent coup against a leader who was actually elected once it came put that he was from a group they a personal vendetta against, because this is what peace loving space monks do guys.

> Literally train to feel no remorse or pity as opposed to the Sith who are expected to embrace the full spectrum of emotion.

.

[moghedien]

Not even looking at the Sith though, they’re still just so

No, we don’t kidnap children. We take them because it is the will of the force. oh, and younglings if you ever feel the urge to meet with your family again you need to go talk to the counselor because something is wrong with you and that urge is bad

Beware of any other group of force users (even excluding the sith and evil people). We’re the only ones that can use the force properly. We are literally the only people in the entire galaxy that should have an organized group of force sensitives because everyone but us is wrong

Has a prophecy about the Chosen One bringing balance to the force and thinks that somehow means being blinded by the light. Hint: that’s not a balanced scale (I still fail to see how destroying all trace of the dark side is “balanced” but ok george lucas)

if you’re afraid you might turn evil, so don’t be afraid children, and don’t be afraid of turning evil because you were afraid.

If you don’t get taken as an apprentice that’s ok, younglings. You can become a farmer, but you’re still a Jedi to us. Unless we tell you to leave and send you back to that family we told you to forget about.

politicians are bad and we shouldn’t rely on them. It’s okay because its not like we deal with politics anyway. Anyway, let’s constantly harass the senate and pressure them into doing what we want

don’t get attached to anything. besides your lightsaber. and your master, but not really your master. don’t get attached or you’ll turn evil and probably kill everyone

[crazynoodles69]

Just in case some of you are interested…

Jedi Code:

There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

Sith Code:

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.

And a third one also exists which is made by the gray Jedi. (The ones who’ve “gone rouge” but aren’t Sith)

There is no Dark Side, nor a Light Side

There is Only the Force

I will do what I must to keep the balance

The balance is what keeps me together

There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish

There is passion, Yet peace

Serenity, Yet emotion

Chaos, Yet order

I am the wielder of the flame, the protector of balance

I am the holder of the torch, lighting the way

I am the keeper of the flame, soldier of balance

I am a guardian of balance

I am a Gray Jedi

[commodorecliche]

Not to mention the continuous mind-fucking of anyone they need to trick. Jedi legitimately are A-okay with manipulating the free will of others to achieve their means.

[darth-salem-emperor-of-earth]

@actualanakinskywalker, you might like this. 

[shrimpfandango]

In case you’ve been fed too much Jedi propaganda.

[1nternet1ntimate]

Alice Auaa SS 2015

[fortheloveofplaid-deactivated20]

the most implausible thing about superhero movies is that these guys make their own suits, like seriously those toxic chemicals did NOT give you the ability to sew stretch knits, do you even own a serger

[bpd-galaxyy]

I found this really awesome free app for dealing with mental health issues.

It’s called Booster Buddy, it’s free, and it’s available for both Android and iOS.

It works by giving you ‘quests’ (daily tasks) that you are encouraged to complete each day. They are very small things and it caters to you (it asks you questions at the start about what you struggle with).

It’s designed to be child friendly and easy to understand. I’m finding it really helpful. You can also input medication times for a reminder and emergency contact details.

I love this app and I had to share it with you all!

[itastemetal-deactivated20200404]

thank you for this.

[thebucca2-deactivated20221101]

“PLEASE come wake me up again tomorrow”…think of all the lives this app could save

[iheartfishiki]

I’ve got this app and seriously it really helps. Not only do you have a calendar to record medication and feelings but you also want to wake up every morning to help the animal. It pretty much made my life better.

[dancing-among-the-willows-deact]

@hipsterghouls

[arty-ari]

SO GUYS. Reblogging from myself because I just downloaded the app and it’s got some really useful features.

In the Settings section, there is a list of Helpful Websites for a variety of different mental health issues. The list is short, but it is a great idea.

The app has you input information (which you can choose not to share) like your local emergency number, local hospital, and an emergency contact person.

There are plenty of activities to keep you going in the right direction.

There is a calendar function and a medication reminder if you need one– and if you have an “as needed” medication, the app can remind you to take them if you check in in “Crisis” mode.

You can edit or change your information at any time, including your symptoms.

Also, less useful but really cute, you can dress up your animal buddy as you do more activities.

TL;DR This app is adorable and will probably be really, really useful for a lot of people.

[artismspectrum]

BoosterBuddy!

I just downloaded this app this morning and it’s A M A Z I N G. I’m not overstating. This app combines some of the best elements and methods from all the various apps I’ve tried.

The two features that I haven’t seen elsewhere in mental health apps that I especially love are:

- It lets you choose a cute animal friend as a companion to keep you socially motivated. To “wake up” and play with this friend, you need to complete 3 wellness tasks (that are super simple and easy), once you’ve done your daily checkin tasks, the cute animal wakes up to play with you. You can tickle it, talk to it, and even play dress up!! Much more motivating than apps that try to make you feel connected to real people, IMO.

- It includes a “calendar” feature (not a big overwhelming calendar like a normal app) that lets you add your own tasks to your daily checklist. So now, along with “checked in,” “completed quests,” and “take medication” I have an extra task that’s alerting me to the fact that I have an important phone call coming up. It made me describe this as “appointment”: “An appointment means someone is counting on you to be somewhere.” I think that might be the most motivating description of an appointment ever. As an anxious person who tends to cancel and reschedule everything, this app is already making me feel better.

A+++++++++ plz download now guys

[demigray]

This app is amazing! I just noticed it said “people who menstruate,” so it is inclusive of trans people. Great attention to detail.

[alexistentialdread]

i have this app & it has helped me so much. Even if you don’t think you have a mental illness it’s still great to just hold onto as a pick me up

[oukime]

selfies: 

tagged photos: 

[kieraknightley]

In Iceland, we have a saying that

[obiwankenoobii]

Gavin Free in a picture

[obiwankenoobii]

months later and this is still true

[australian-government-deactivat]

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

[amourterne-deactivated20180712]

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

[lunebrille-deactivated20200911]

[onlyblackgirl]

but rape culture don’t exist

[mooseblogtimes]

[lordofthemoose]

I’M DYING

[staceythinx]

[lordofthemoose]

Super fun necklaces from Eclectic Eccentricity, a store for “the girl who is inquisitive of heart & inquiring of mind”.

[hime-bun]

The face of regret.

[ladyofthehouse]

Ooh! Ooh! can I tell you a little bit about this? No? Too bad! I’m going to tell you anyway.

What’s happening here is that our lovely speckled guy (or gal) on top is establishing or reasserting that he (or she) is the boss in this pair. What?! Bunnies have a dominance thing?! YES, YES THEY DO. They literally sit on the heads of other bunnies to say they’re boss. This behavior is common, especially in bonded pairs. So while that lil’ dude (or dudette) on the bottom looks like maybe this is not a great moment–IT’S TOTALLY OKAY.

What may be happening here is top bun is saying to the other one, “Nah, it’s cool. You don’t have to make decisions today. I’m Top Bun.” And bun who is being sat upon might be thinking, “Okay, yeah. That’s pretty sweet. I was having a hard time deciding between whether or not to eat carrots first or hay, but if you’re making decisions I’ll just eat whatever you’re not eating. Cool cool.”

Buns also do this with PEOPLE!  My bun and I sometimes have a little back and forth about who’s boss. If I smush his head down gently (GENTLY) he generally calms right the f down and stops his shenanigans. Sometimes he’ll just come right on up and stick his head under my hand, not just asking for pets, but asking for a little head smush. “You’re boss right now, okay? Okay. cool.” Sometimes he chins my hand or leg or whatever (because he can’t really smush my head). This basically means, “Yeah, you’re my person. Also I’m probably boss so bring me stuff and praise my handsome self.”

Just as an FYI.

Bun on the bottom looks like might have been in need of the head smush he just received.

That is all.

Smush.

–TLOTH

[along-the-devils-backbone]

annadwarf

/SMUSHES YOUR HEAD LOVINGLY <3

[chainmailsoup]

warmbun

[demonsee]

Thanos