every win is a few more days together

connor "dewey" dewar - 🐧 - @hittheaxis

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[kosmogrl]

[hudpits]

im so nosy can you guys just start messaging me directly when an event occurs

[lordoftherinx]

just found multiple grey hairs, don’t text 💔

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[lordoftherinx]

what is with the epidemic of people using ai to reply to messages for them… how lazy can you be that you can’t reply to a text on your own

[kosmogrl]

this heatwave might turn me evil for good

[lordoftherinx]

alright that’s enough internet for today

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[lordoftherinx]

i can’t stop watching trash tv i woke up this morning thinking about dcc: making the team

[wordfather]

im ok i just need to see some sunlight shining on water

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[lordoftherinx]

doing my skincare while both dogs howl at me because they want what’s in my hands (moisturizer)

[godkissedme]

It’s important to me that my nonsense remain high quality

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

[eroscestlavie]

[dogpuppy]