“I want to be with you, but we’re both (alphas/omegas). It would never work.”
“I don’t really care that you’re a beta- you’re better than any (alpha/omega) i’ve ever met.”
“I’m sorry, but I just don’t wanna have pups.”
“Oh shit, are you going into (heat/rut)?”
“Are you giving off pheromones or do you just smell really good today?”
“This never would have happened if you’d just take your suppressants like everyone else!”
“You asshole! I can’t believe you bit me after I specifically told you not to!”
“We need to stop hanging out as much, I think. Everyone says I smell like you, and it keeps scaring off potential mates.”
“I don’t give a shit about that barbaric territory marking trend- if you ever piss on me again, I will seriously hurt you!”
“Hey, it’s your call. But if you don’t claim me soon, someone else might.”
“You think it’s so easy being an (alpha/omega/beta)? You have no idea what it’s like!”
“I’m, uh.. i’m real sorry I got slick all over your couch…”
“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to (knot/be knotted by) another alpha.”
“We are not doing that again, ever. Your knot is way too big.”
“Oh god, I think our cycles have synced up.”
“I know you’re in rut too, I can smell it. How about a fight? Winner gets to mount the loser.”
“I wanna suck you off, but i’m scared you’ll choke me with your knot…”
“Could you please walk with me? I don’t feel safe here- too many alphas around…”
“I know we’re both (omegas/alphas), but I really think we could make this work.”
“Why would you want me? Don’t you know i’m a beta? You should be with an (alpha/omega), not me…”
“You’re the only other alpha i’d ever submit to.”
“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to fuck another omega in heat.”
“I know it’s not the same, but you could just lube me up real good and pretend i’m an omega.”
“You’re a sexist goddamn pig, you know that? Omegas aren’t here to serve you.”
“I’m sorry I interrupted, but that alpha gives me a bad vibe and I just.. I didn’t like the way (he/she) was looking at you…”
“I’m getting real fucking sick of these secondary gender roles!”
“You just think (he/she) is a slut because (he/she) is an omega. You wouldn’t think that if (he/she) was an alpha.”
“Sorry, but I only date betas. Less drama, y’know?”
“Ugh, alphas are all the same.”
“I can’t go today- I missed my suppressants and threw my whole schedule off.”
“I’m really only attracted to (male/female) (alphas/omegas/betas).”
“No, I don’t wanna breed with anyone. I’m asexual.”
“Why is every alpha and omega in this place so obsessed with sex?”
“Honestly, I find the whole knotting thing to be super gross. I can’t even look at someone’s dick when they’ve got a knot going.”
“You’ve got to be the most (submissive alpha/dominant omega) i’ve ever met.”
“Primary gender, secondary gender, blah blah blah- who cares, I just wanna get laid!”
“Jesus, you’re burning up! Are you in (heat/rut)?”
“For their sake, I really hope none of our kids turn out to be omegas. I know that sounds awful, but I just want life to be as easy for them as possible.”
“I’m an alpha male, for fuck’s sake! You can’t even hurt my feelings!”
“I’m an omega female, for fuck’s sake! I can’t even walk down the street alone!”
“Not this double standard bullshit again! I bet betas never have to deal with this!”
“Look, we’re just friends, okay? Sure, (he/she) is an (alpha/omega), but that doesn’t automatically mean there’s anything between us!”
“I’d never go down on an omega in heat. Slick tastes absolutely disgusting to me.”
“You need to calm down and rest. You’re so heatsick, you’re not thinking straight.”
“You only ever invite me over when you’re in (heat/rut). Is that all i’m good for to you?”
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