fucktart.

liam: nah man fuck it

[lordpxyno]

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Liam: bring me chicken nuggets and i'll rub ur back

[beckettidk-blog]

Fuck off! Why don’t you pick up your pants while you’re at it? I’m tired of seeing your bum from your saggy pants anyway. Perhaps you’re the one who needs the suspenders, yeah?

[lordpxyno]

Why ya looking at my bum, mate? I like how my pants hang low, its actually the style. Not hiking them up to your neck!

[lordpxyno]

@valeriegrande: @Real_Liam_Payne word she cuddled ur dick

@Real_Liam_Payne: @valeriegrande NO STOP IT I AM A VIRGIN.

[lordpxyno]

@valeriegrande: @Real_Liam_Payne no one believes you

@Real_Liam_Payne: @valeriegrande um all me and danielle ever did was cuddle ,,,,,

[lordpxyno]

@valeriegrande: @Real_Liam_Payne with a face like urs i doubt ur a virgin

@Real_Liam_Payne: @valeriegrande leaving room for jesus ...

[lordpxyno]

@zaynmalik: @Real_Liam_Payne 110% sure that you come up with this on your own and that's what it's so awful :)

@Real_Liam_Payne: @zaynmalik i seriously just look up condom slogans on google and bam ,, safe sex

[beckettidk-blog]

Are you kidding me, mate? I thought they made me look quite good! It did wonders for my body shape, I believe. Stop being jealous just because you want to steal my looks, Li. Go cry blood somewhere else.

[lordpxyno]

Me? Stealing your looks? My stomach hurts so bad from laughing so hard. You’re a funny guy, Tommo. Try again.

[lordpxyno]

@valeriegrande: @Real_Liam_Payne do u say these things when ur having sex

@Real_Liam_Payne: @valeriegrande um what makes u think ive had sex !? i am a child of CHRIST.

[sheisvienna-deactivated20150714]

[lordpxyno]

@zaynmalik: @Real_Liam_Payne Mate ... it sounds like you're saying don't punch her in the face without an unwrapped bird

@Real_Liam_Payne: @zaynmalik u think i come up with these ,, im just tweeting to keep the public health aware!

[lordpxyno]

@Real_Liam_Payne: DONT SURPRISE HER COVER YOUR GEYSER #SexTalkWithLiam

[lordpxyno]

@Real_Liam_Payne: if you cant shield your rocket, keep it in your pocket!! #SexTalkWithLiam

[lordpxyno]

@Real_Liam_Payne: never deck her with an unwrapped pecker #SexTalkWithLiam

[ryker--styles]

I haven’t stopped smiling once today. I’m pretty sure I’ve never been this happy.

[lordpxyno]

Why you so giddy?

[htmlsayla-blog-deactivated20161]

I went for a walk and got stopped about twenty times for pictures. That doesn’t happen in New York, and it’s kind of weird. 

[htmlsayla-blog-deactivated20161]

[lordpxyno]

That happens to me on almost a daily basis. Welcome to the real world.

[ffskatwg-blog]

You guys, I received a feedback that my butt is small. Is that true?

[lordpxyno]

I don’t really look at your butt, but no? It’s not?

[fcknlandonn-deactivated20151212]

I have no regrets listening to my own band’s songs on repeat

[lordpxyno]

You need to find some new music, then.