man idk

avatar by Ukiyo-e Heroes idk who to credit the yikes to, if you do hmu 29 yo

[bigstrongbison]

really wanna pull someone’s tank top down so their tits pop out, then just start playing with their nipples and teasing them until they’re begging for proper care

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[kamenotaku]

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

[birdhug]

i like them..

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[lordspinffits]

My brain and my chest are an ocean of confusion

[lordspinffits]

Look, fuck, i know the world is a fuck and everything but it would be fucking nice if i didn't feel fucking sad for one fucking day! Just one!!

[archiemcphee]

[ramsescachorro]

Who Is She?

[lordspinffits]

lol its been forever since i've been on tumblr but ofc i come on sadposting

anyway i'm sad and a lot has changed, but also nothing has really changed, which just makes me sadder really

alrighty see you in a year

[theartofanimation]

Demizu Posuka  -   http://posuka.iinaa.net  -  https://twitter.com/DemizuPosuka

[draconym]

Last night I dreamed that I was on a road trip and we passed through a town called Allegations, New York. The only visible landmark in the entire town was a crumbling old farmhouse on a gravel-covered lot where apparently "everything is legal."

I told my friends I recognized the house from a TikTok, which I pulled up on my phone. In the video, a man introduced the viewer to his Fighting Armadillo, which was wearing a little cowboy hat as he sent it waddling into battle against another armadillo, which was wearing a wizard hat. The armadillos rammed each other, then both tipped over and flailed on their backs like cartoon turtles while a crowd of onlookers cheered wildly.

Unfortunately I woke up before my friends and I were able to go into the house to see if the armadillo fighting ring was there.

[kaijuno]

used to date a guy who was 6'4 and I'm 5'2 and one time we were arguing and he took a picture of me from his eye level to show me what I looked like from his perspective and honestly that was so disrespectful

[lordspinffits]

I'm getting some test results back this afternoon and ngl I'm a bit scared. It's paralysing, actually. I I feel like I can't do anything else until I've had my appointment. So I'm just... not going to

[dwight-schrutes]

invented love

[i-dont-even-effing-know-anymore]

[fanonical]

why are the cats in Hogwarts Mystery built like Overwatch women

why is this so… curvacious. whoever made this game is so fucking horny for cats. is Andrew Lloyd Webber a developer here

[fanonical]

godtier response. please stop being funnier than me on my own blog.

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[oberynmartell]

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[introvertedmebook]

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

Plague Girlfriends