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ALL I'M SAYING IS WHEN THEY OFFICIALLY RELEASE VENDETTA IT'D BE A PERFECT TIME TO ALSO RE-RELEASE RETRIBUTION!!!!
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Trying to get back into the art mood, so here's a semi-realistic Crabominable. I think it looks cuter this way.
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Alright so I’ve played some Freja, laughed at some voice lines and now it’s time to talk about my favorite (Danish) ones!
I have not heard this one in-game, only heard it on the overwatch wiki.
If you kill Echo, Freja will say:
“Hvad drikker Møller?” this is an old, Danish joke. You would yell it in an echoey place. It translate to “What does Møller(a name) drink?” and then the “echo” will yell back “øller” meaning beers. That they gave that for Echo has me rolling! It’s stupid and fun in all the right ways!
My second favorite goes to: “En kanelbulder mindre i kampen.” this translates roughly to “One cinnamon bun less in the fight” what makes it so funny, is that it is for Brigitte and Torbjörn, and that Freja uses the Swedish word for cinnamon bun instead of the Danish one! So yes… Denmark vs Sweden rivalry. Always a good time!
Third one.. I have heard this one in game and I laughed out loud.
“Jeg er ikke klar til at stille træskoene endnu.” – translates directly to: “I am not ready to set the clogs (wooden kind) yet”. In Denmark “setting the clogs” or “placing the clogs” is a way of saying someone has died.
Fourth one! “Nu tager vi dem på sengen” SO FUNNY TO ME! She sounds like something out of an old comic book! It translates directly to “Now we take them on the bed” it isn’t as kinky as it might sound, it means we’ll take them when they are unprepared (like when you are in bed, sleeping)
And my last favorite line is for when Freja eliminates Sombra, she says “Forsvind!” which quite literally translates to “disappear/vanish” but is a way in Danish to tell someone to “get lost”
It’s all so funny and punny <3 I think Blizzard did such a great job with her! If anyone has anything they want translated from Danish to English, let me know!
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I heard it's Superb Owl Sunday so I have prepared some superb owls for you.
The barn owl is the most widespread species of owl, living on every continent except Antarctica. Their faces are shaped like a disk to help their hearing, giving them some of the best hearing of any owl. They mostly hunt by sound.
Snowy owls are the largest arctic predatory birds, They are born with black feathers and get whiter as they age. Females usually have more dark feathers than males.
Eastern screech owls have a few feather variants that make them look like completely different species.
The southern white-faced owl can increase its metabolic rate during winter to compensate for the cold and lack of food. They lay their eggs in nests built and abandoned by other birds.
The great grey owl is the largest owl by length, but a lot of that is feathers and they're actually very light for their size. Their hearing is good enough to hear rodents burrowing through snow and they can break through hard-packed snow to catch prey.
Blakiston's fish owl is the largest owl by mass and eats mostly fish. Despite the name, they may be more closely related to eagle owls than fish owls.
The elf owl is the smallest owl species, barely larger than a sparrow. They hunt bugs and play dead when caught. They like to live in holes in saguaro cacti.
Burrowing owls live in underground burrows. While they can dig, they mostly take over burrows from other animals. Farmers killing prairie dogs has severely reduced burrowing owl populations. They decorate their burrows with feces to attract bugs to eat.
The barking owl is called that because
Its nice to have a day to appreciate superb owls. Feel free to spread the love by reblogging with some more owl facts.
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10 Tips for Starting Pokémon Training as an Adult
It's never too late to become a pokémon trainer. That's what people say. But if you're anything like I was, you probably think that's a load of rubbish.
When I took up the hobby, aged 31 and working 9-to-5, I didn't see how I could ever fit in with - or catch up to - the people who'd been training pokémon since they were kids. It's not easy! But it would've been much easier with the right advice.
So whether you're trying to get back into an old hobby, or you're a total fletchling, here are the ten tips I wish I'd known before getting into pokémon training as an adult.
Look to shelters for the perfect partner pokémon. People make a big deal about growing up alongside a pokémon, but raising one from young takes time, money, and energy that you may not have. Most kid trainers can only manage it because mum and dad take care of the boring stuff (like buying feed, taking them for check-ups, and hosing them down when they run headlong into a bog). Shelters are heaving with rescue pokémon, many of which will have been previously owned by trainers, so they'll be a lot easier for a beginner to work with. On top of that, you'll be giving a pokémon a new home, which is vitally important.
Trainer cards are for you, too! This can seem like an obvious one, but I've met so many adult trainers who never even thought to get a card. Even if you're not planning to take on the League, trainer cards still get you great discounts on goods, Gym entry fees, and (weirdly) some restaurants and tourist attractions. You won't get your card for free the way that most kids can, but the cost is very reasonable.
Make use of night classes. Most Gyms, both official and unofficial offer discounted training sessions from 8pm onwards to capture the older market. They're a great pick if you work full-time and they're generally much quieter than the day sessions. The one downside is that the Gym Leader rarely attends, but the other tutors are usually pretty good - and they'll be less busy than the Leader, so more able to offer personalised advice.
You can take on the Gym Challenge without travelling. If you're busy studying, working, or raising children (or all three, god forbid!), you probably won't have the spare time to trek around the region battling Gym Leaders. However, with a bit of planning, you don't need to. Most Gyms take match bookings up to 6 months in advance, which means you can plan trips well in advance for when you have the time to travel out. Pop-up Gyms are also becoming increasingly common, where Gym Leaders will visit other cities for a few days at a time, run some workshops, and reach out to challengers in the local area. These can be busy and oversubscribed, but they're a potential option if you can't travel far.
Unless you've practiced it, don't throw your pokéballs into battle! Yes, it's what the professionals do, and they look effortlessly cool doing it. But it's not as easy as it appears. If you try it, you will end up hurling your pokéball out of the ring, and you'll have to awkwardly shuffle after it to get it back. There's nothing like that to kill your confidence before a match. Gym tutors can teach you how to throw pokéballs like a pro, but until you've mastered it, stick to just clicking the eject button.
Keep it simple, keep it Silph. If you're new to training, or you've returned to the hobby after a long time away, you'll be dumbfounded by the range of pokéballs on sale in general stores. Take deep breaths and try not to panic. Some of the differences are purely cosmetic, some only matter if you plan to be out catching pokémon, and others are just ways to get money out of you (I promise, you don't need Bluetooth-enabled pokéballs, or ones that claim to measure your pokémon's heart rate and stress levels). When in doubt, stick with Silph's classic long-life pokéballs. They cost a pretty penny, but trust me - their quality, longevity, and ease of use is unmatched.
Spend quality time with your pokémon. If you're completely new to raising pokémon, it's easy to dedicate most of your hours together to training. Remember to take breaks, for both your sakes. Spending time on fun, non-competitive activities will deepen your bond with your pokémon and bring you more in sync with each other. Brush their fur, take them for walks, let them watch you cook. It's okay to keep your pokémon in pokéballs, especially if you've got limited space at home, but experts recommend that they spend no more than 8 hours confined at a time.
If you're a returning trainer, remember that your partner pokémon might not be as keen to resume the hobby as you are. After a few years away, some pokémon lose their zeal for competition entirely. It can be tough to imagine battling alongside other pokémon, especially if you and your buddies go way back, but try to see it as a positive. It's a chance to forge new partnerships and try out new battle styles.
Learn from your fellow trainers, no matter their age. If you're an adult beginner, you'll definitely feel out of place next to all the young'uns taking on the Gym Challenge. Swallow your discomfort and ask them to battle! Kids are always up for a match, and they've got a wild, unselfconscious way of battling that you can learn a lot from. Just be prepared to lose a lot. And try not to gloat too much when you finally win against that annoying kid who wears all his Gym badges on his coat. (There's always one).
Know that you're not alone. It's definitely easier to get into pokémon training as a child, but that doesn't mean it's not worth doing later in life. Lots of successful trainers didn't start their careers until adulthood; Wulfric, from the Kalosian League, only got into battling when his young daughter did. Hassel, of the Paldean Elite Four, has written extensively about the difficulties of returning to dragon taming after spending over a decade in another career. Take inspiration from those who have come before you, and remember that you have as much right to this hobby as anyone.
I love people who craft and I love learning about other people's crafts because every single one is full of little things that non-practitioners wouldn't notice but others in the craft RAVE about.
Like, I'm a knitter, and before I started I couldn't tell a knit fabric from a crocheted one, and I mostly would appreciate pretty color choices and overall patterns. But now I drool over perfectly uniform stockinette or a good stretchy bind off, and don't even start me on neat floats on the back of fair isle!
Quilters will talk about the binding and stitch choice on a finished quilt, ceramics artists will gush over how a glaze turned out, embroiderers will sigh at perfectly smooth satin stitch, and a woodworker can spot a good join from a mile away.
There is so much more beauty and artistry in the world than we can see on our own.
New lore from the map reworks:
Orisa and Efi (and Juno) have joined Overwatch and are at Watchpoint: Gibraltar now. (found in cafe outside of first attacker's spawn on Numbani)
M (Maximilien?) is contracting * (Sombra?) to seek out a target for 3x their typical rate (found on a tablet in the first attacker's spawn on Circuit Royal - CAN ONLY BE READ BY SOMBRA)
the Minister of Geology (Anya al-Sharani) and the Minister of Genetics (Moira O'deorain) are exchanging emails regarding the discovery of a source of Vanadium; includes mention of Helix's success in Morocco (found in Oasis University spawn room)
graffiti from the Phreaks found all over the walls in the Ministry of Geology's department; ferrofluid orb stolen (found in Oasis University spawn room)
more Phreaks graffiti in a bar in Toronto (found on New Queen Street)
Don Rumbotico is experiencing financial shortcomings, resulting in layoffs; workers are protesting (found on Havana)
Newspapers with a headline about a casino scandal found scattered about (found on Havana)
There's probably more... ooh boy this is a juicy time for lore fans.
To: Fola Oladele From: Efi Oladele Subject: Greetings from Watchpoint: Gibraltar! I can't believe we're really here! The dropship Sojourn sent for us was actually way scarier than anything I could imagine, but the watchpoint is… incredible - it looks just like the old holovids, and speaking of that team, I've met so many familiar faces: Reinhardt, Winston, Tracer… I was almost too nervous to introduce myself, but luckily Orisa had no such trouble. At first we weren't the only newcomers - a lot of really amazing people from all around the world gathered to join Overwatch after the Null Sector attacks. Oh, I almost forgot the best part. Lucio is here, Mama! You should have seen his face when Orisa and I walked in. I think he was even more [surprised?] than me! He gave me the some new albums to send home - he signed everything too. When you see Hasana and Naade, please share these with them. (You might want to wear earplugs, though - their screams could deafen even Sound Quake.) This is everything I've ever hoped for, Mama. With the Junies keeping Numbani safe, Orisa and I can […] everywhere we're needed (and judging by the […] Winston is running on this old base, I think my talents are very needed.) Maybe we won't solve every problem overnight, but I'm excited to help where I can. It's like you said: if Orisa and I can make the world just a little bit better, that will be enough. I have you and Dad to thank! I know I'll have lots of stories to share when I come home again. Love, Efi PS: Orisa says she [misses?] you too!
Overwatch Age Statistics 2: Electric Boogaloo!
If anyone remembers my first post about age statistics, I've updated them! Check it out, in brand new graphics!
Here we can see that the average hero age is pretty consistently trending downwards. Even more concerning than that, since Overwatch 2 came out, every hero has been below the average age, with the exception of Sojourn. That's the last 8 heroes!
But wait, there's more! I haven't talked about gender yet!
Here we can see that the average male hero age is consistently above the total average, and the average female hero age is consistently below the total hero average, and our blue dots trend higher than our pink dots.
As such, I have revealed Blizzard's sexism to the world. I'll take my accolades now.
Hey, hopefully not a hot take, but I don't think we should normalize debating Ventures assigned sex at birth like anything's canon
Obviously you can have your headcanons, that's fine, but I feel debating what's canon kinda takes away from the whole non-binary part. This is the same thing the transphobes are doing and everyone seems to be taking it at face value. Especially paired with the fact that most of the time they're said to be afab, which perpetuates a stereotype of non-binary people just being woman+
Just let Venture be Venture. They're not male or female, they're non-binary. Their agab doesn't matter in the slightest
PS. Also, stop sexualizing them. Don't be like the gooners. Thank you