Rejoice in Imperfect Things

for their rareness is not lacking!

[chambre-grenouille]

@abluescarfonwaston’s idea

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[tio-trile]

The pets are the best part of the game hands down

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[sky665]

[miserricorde]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[targetedknowledge]

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[flufflecat]

almost time

[yorgen-sh]

[littlefluffbutt]

Scruba dub dub🐢

[dogpuppy]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[kelocitta]

A10 is pissing me off

[bot]

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[cuubism]

i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest

[beginnerblueglass]

Best part of rereading WoK is how Dalinar’s out here being so earnest and sincere and wanting peace and all, and everyone who’s known him for longer than ten years is just staring at him like… yeah ok buddy, weird way for your complete mental breakdown to manifest. But we’re reading it from Dalinar’s perspective, so all those incredulous looks are read through his very very confused eyes.

Dalinar: “Why don’t they like me? I’m nice!”

Me, first time reading: “he’s literally nice”