I Swear I Would Kick You if I Could

I am Lori of Alabama, and I am burdened with glorious procrastination. 35 female ♥ FEMINIST ♥ Memes. Fandom. Social Issues.

[threedollarsdotcom]

you know what? fuck you (starts petting your fur in the wrong direction)

[storybookprincess]

being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little

[autumn2may]

i just found out that this is not common knowledge and am reblogging so more people know

YOUR BODY DOES THIS ON PURPOSE

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE OR "WEAK" WHEN YOU ARE SICK IF YOU CAN"T CARRY ON AS NORMAL

[tartrazeen]

Rereading this on my sick days 🙏🏽

[gothiccharmschool]

Why do I feel like I should print this out, frame it, and hang it in my office?

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

He’s in the mob’s pockets now

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[fuckinbanjos]

pUT THOSE BIG BROWN EYES AWAY SIR 😫🤺🫦

[starfvckersinc]

find someone who’s as happy about you as danhausen is about his blimphausen

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[miru-has-thoughts]

Btw, Royce has always used his personal struggle as part of his wrestling story

This isn't the company exploiting, Royce has always been open about all the struggles

[moxleyrollins]

Thank you for everything that you have taught me. Thank you for sharing this moment in the ring with me and this wonderful audience here tonight. And if it means anything… someone that you took a great deal of counsel with and you made a promise to a long time ago: my dad would be extremely proud of you.

FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN | 04.17.26

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[loriarty]

And Vegas continues to prove they are literally the worst crowd....

Yall know yall are allowed to make some noise... Right?

[loriarty]

Pat McAfee owns two Ram Trucks and one pair of pants.

[eymurn]

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

[isthatmyjacket-rhiyo]

the way I started giggling and kicking my feet the moment I saw the hairpin AND the shirt

and then Iyo showed up saying she wanted to face Jade bc she attacked her and then Rhea said "I know, that's why I want to kill her" all the while being very worried about Iyo wellbeing

and then getting angry at the crowd for chanting Iyo's name to incite her match with Jade lmao

she really doesn't play about her girl and I love it

"one down, one to go"

and her all nervous to tell Iyo about it fhajkshs

she's Iyo's number one fan (also the aggressive clapping sends me lmao)

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[inky-sun]

[rawsmackdownnxtdivas]