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[lordeboy]

is your phone fully charged? are your nipples hard? are you ready to go?

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[killtheteendream]

[firekill1015]

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

[frosty-the-snowden]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is the funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen

[cursedcatimages]

[literallyaflame]

i have rocks and crystals and i like them and i like to buy them and i’m always afraid ppl will be like “oh u must kno something about Witchcraft or Spirituality” but i don’t know dick about shit i just like shiney rocks, i’ve got a Crow Brain

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[infornograph]

[iworkinretail-myguy]

criticize the work of stephanie meyer all you like, but she has let twilight die of natural causes rather than viciously reanimate its corpse with every tweet. yes this is about jkr

[freakonakaleesh]

the millennials behind brand twitters are class traitors no you can’t make me change my mind

[prolifeproliberty]

Denny’s social media is the exception to this.

[freakonakaleesh]

they are absolutely not.

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[bandtshirt]

[make--it--gayer]

[kristina100000]

NOOOO

[manuvers-deactivated20190209]

This is soooo ugly omg

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nepofledgling]

Is this what mitski meant when she said give me one good movie kiss

[gayscifi]

be the cowboy

[brucebocchi]

[komemeda-nagito]

I’m making LaCroix

[komemeda-nagito]

It has come to my attention that making LaCroix this way is incorrect and I am deeply sorry for misleading you

This is the correct way to make LaCroix