It's not what it looks like

about | personal f, nz achieving "balance" in my life despite having this thing but not really i just spent an hour and a bit doing maths I hope to not offend you. Apparently #this idjit is where all my personal posts lie.

[jinkies-binx]

my favourite thing about phineas and ferb is that perry being a secret agent is a secret to absolutely no one aside from the flynn-fletcher family and their circle of close friends, excluding stacy for whatever reason. even after they befriend vanessa doofenshmirtz, who tells anyone who listens about her dad being an evil scientist who fights a platypus named perry, they still dont know. this is the kind of dramatic irony i live for.

[asian]

Lawyer: What’s her name?

Me: Objection Your Honour

[marvelgifs]

His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.

[tha--snazzle]

[autopotion]

holy shit look at the people who wrote the spongebob musical songs

[honeyproducer-blog]

This is going to go so fucking hard

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

[with-practice]

[lose-yourselfies]

@tamilnewzealand

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[i-am-adrienn-deactivated2019100]

[sapphic-enigma]

that’s what i call character growth

[esoteriicweirdo]

When you step into the group chat and they’re spamming memes.

[bewbin]

[i-am-adrienn-deactivated2019100]

[sapphic-enigma]

that’s what i call character growth

[tlffanypollard]

Legends Only

[esoteriicweirdo]

When you step into the group chat and they’re spamming memes.

[epicest-deactivated20140223]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

[karracuda]

i’m the story

[bonersniper]

I’m dying.

[angardasiochana]

i guess we know who caught the corpse

[fishingboatproceeds]

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick