What a Loser

I'm Megan and I'm 22. I am a loyal and proud supporter of the Oxford comma.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

Wilbur at 3am after I get bit by a tarantula for the 300th time

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Me when my favorite villagers talk about moving away in New Horizons

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[fanonical]

the quibbler branches out into a video series

quibbler unsolved, starring luna and hermione

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

Quibbler Unsolved

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[you-had-me-at-hallow]

Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:

[hydro-homies]

It’s different

[killowave]

[ancestor]

Don’t do this to him…

[ulibeanzz]

please let drake look like a sensitive barista in peace

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[joshpeck]

world heritage post

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[mizuaoi]

I rather enjoy being on the other side of the table for once

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[sixpenceee]

“Russian man paying off bear mafia as part of extortion”

Source

[bandtshirt]

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

[that-twink-over-there]

Jameela Jamil ghostwrote this post

[mathiemarsz]