The Canadian that Dances in Ohio

If you want more insanity, my Pinterest is @scramlockd

[loserlovesmusicals]

♏👓🎭🎤🎶🎧🗯💙

My name is Tobias (He/Him! I'm male but I get kinda fruity with it)

I'm 18! Anyone can interact just don't be weird

Tumblr is mainly a place I go to so I can ramble about musicals, though I do reblog a LOT of SaSi stuff. That's about it 👍👍

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top divider is by user uzmacchiato !!!

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[havetohaveuxx]

GUYS GUYS HUGE NEWS

Ok so theres a local production of next to normal (not saying where obv) BUT THE NEWS IS

I GOT THE ROLE AS HENRY AND UNDERSTUDY GABE GOODMAN OMFG IM SO DEADASS

[0zzysn00k]

physically disabled michael and anxious jeremy who smoke pot to self medicate. you agree

[passionpeachy]

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

[pointnclick]

I don't have sensory issues I just like to wear sunglasses and headphones everywhere all the time and if someone is talking too loud beside me in public I just start attacking them and hurting them and I can't stop. I can't stop

[egg03]

@unofficial-autism-post where are you?

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[thememedaddy]

[homosuckgeneral]

[stjohnstarling]

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

[maja-paja]

[maja-paja]

[woman-becomer]

*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

[donuteater13]

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[dogpuppy]

[johnnyvalance]

oh so when other people put their blood, sweat, and tears into a project they’re “working hard on it.” but when i, seymour krelborn,