losing: battles

hey there. i'm ryann. i'm a graphic designer and currently live in a newly built tiny house. i sporadically waste time here, usually to post stuff i find funny and talk about video games. for multiplayer games, i play league, guild wars 2, and starbound. if you wanna play, let me know. i'd love to.

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[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

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REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

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AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

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THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

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This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[catchymemes]

What a riveting conversation between the king and his drink of choice

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This is what marketing has devolved into and it’s incredible how effective it is.

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[kindamindless]

I laughed way too much

[askfordoodles]

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[programmerhumour]

Redditor explains how TIME’s drones don’t crash

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

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[fagsex]

Everyone has a very distinct memory or feeling attached to Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz and honestly I think that’s rather sexy of life

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

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[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

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Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

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[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[catsuggest]

cat: *apex predator with over 2,900 confirmed kill*

humaine @ cat:

[ballsballsbowls]

[soyeahso]

I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this. 

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

[f1rstperson]

Jallpaper

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duck emoji rates

my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard. 10/10

i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i’m just not really feeling this bird.  7/10

this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10

look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10

yuck. 2/10

ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist’s ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10

this bird’s looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soon. 5/10

a bit more minimalist this time around. the lack of legs makes it seem as though he’s resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i’m really there. 9/10

i’m really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can’t explain why, but i feel like that animal’s my friend. 10/10

this is a goose. 0/10

[sour-charity]

I’m crying at the pure rage I feel from the last one