im just a kid

"With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?" -Oscar Wilde

[slimetony]

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

[blextrophy]

smells like water

[slimetony]

its like im there

[spacevirgil]

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

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C. Deserve love and respect

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D. Also deserve hugs and fluffy animals

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E. Should get to fucking pee in peace

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F. All of the above

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Press F to pay respects

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F

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ffffffffff

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[surprisebitch]

omg i cant believe this is actually true

[radha-the-introvert]

It’s Fitzgerald ye damn heathens

[theinfiknight]

No it’s Fortnite look it up. Abraham PUBG Lincoln will back me up on this one

[hungry-joe]

[surprisebitch]

F

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[catchymemes]

Neat shadows

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oh!!!1

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This is a great example of parallax in action.

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[pyrotechnicstars]

dude in bed: *blinds open suddenly* A

his twin, standing over him with a malevolent smile as the sun washes over them both: 

dude in bed: yeah

his twin: YEAH

[animentality]

you told me what was going to happen and yet I still wasn’t ready

[micdotcom]

Watch: Her rant explains why these “bathroom laws” are just historic excuses for bigotry resurfacing.

[rosejellies]

Nick: you can’t repeat the past

Gatsby:

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Spider making its web.

[salturdays]

I can’t stop watching this.

[gerinurse]

I hate spiders but this is cool af!

[enoraleguillou]

[altcomics]

Enora Le Guillou

[hillergoodspeed]

hard stance

(https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc1XQjxlZQs/)

[pukicho]

God you really know its 2AM when you look at the clock and it is

[iguanamouth]

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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its fine

[iguanamouth]

its fine

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I’ve been training

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ratatouillie

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hes teaching me to cook

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[riebeckite]

WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE

ITS THE GUY