Long Lost Heather

I eat furbies. Dm me because I’m quite lonely

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I’m slowly being replaced and there’s nothing I can do about it

[achocolla]

(Museum of Portuguese Language, 2015.)

(The National Museum of Brazil, 2018.)

(Amazonia, Brazillian Rainflorest, 2019.)

Brazil is being consumed by flames once again, while our government is ignoring the whole situation. And all i ask is why my people, our florests, culture and animals have to suffer so much?

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Spread awareness

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This snazzy bitch just got her legs shaved nice comments only.

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Your ass is grass

And I’m a hungry ass methane producing cow

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If I’m trying to get a girl pregnant but she isn’t getting pregnant does that mean she’s been seeing a lesbian behind my back? Help?

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Let’s just pretend that’s Tom Nook’s bad ass cheeks

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had to go get a prostate exam, and my doctor turned out to be Jeff Goldblum.

I don’t even have a prostate.

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Funny because this actually happened to my father

[chromacattios]

leaked animal crossing switch image

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I wanted to pitch this idea to nintendo but they told me to get the fuck out of their office :(

[frogtowns]

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not many people tell me that because they’re too scared I’ll grow too strong but y’know shit happens

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was on It’s a Small World with Ryan Reynolds who was dressed up as Elsa. Halfway through it, he turned to me with this really creepy smile and said, “All hail the watcher” (from BuzzFeed Unsolved) and proceed to disappear like everyone in Infinity War and Endgame. When i looked over again, he was Thanos in a bikini.

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ngl I believed you until I read your url

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leatherworkers! I’m so angry and sad! I was putting some ketchup on my ramen and the bottle made a toot sound and my sister yelled from the other room “HAHA! SHE FARTED!” Guess I’m panicking wtf do I do. I told her it wasn’t a fart. I can’t even eat my ketchup chicken ramen. help meee

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It would be nice to have people who share the same interest in furbies as me following me 

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leatherworkers! I’m so angry and sad! I was putting some ketchup on my ramen and the bottle made a toot sound and my sister yelled from the other room “HAHA! SHE FARTED!” Guess I’m panicking wtf do I do. I told her it wasn’t a fart. I can’t even eat my ketchup chicken ramen. help meee

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OMG, LEATHERWORKERS! YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED! I was making a sandwich in my kitchen and then the butter called me a dyke so I said you homophonic trash and then the manager came out and exiled the butter to Isreal and everyone started clapping. The manager then asked me if I wanted a job but I told him I had a boyfriend but now I can make sandwiches without homoerotic butter pissing me off. :’)

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my dad heard me screaming and came up to check on me, luckily my camera went off and snapped this pic of him. He’s so sweet. I only wish he’d buy me some crack cocaine. Then he’d be a real father!

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I really wanna just grab it roughly and just...ugh hold it. 

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TAPEWORM 2: RETURN OF THE INFECTION