BATMAN

I fucking love my children. JUSTICE. FOR GOTHAM. I miss my ex wife. (Bruce Wayne)

[aguydressedasabat]

I’m BATMAN.

I don’t do emotions. 24/7 Rage. All the time. Except for my children. I fucking love my children.

{ my other blog is @brucewayneloveswomen it’s basically a Bruce Wayne pov and @theminiwayne is my toddler Bruce Wayne account!!!}

List of blogs;

Accepting applications for more children, you can never have too many.

MUN, RULES, DNI & ADOPTION STUFF BELOW

Pros

-> you get to be my kid.

Cons

-> You might become the next Robin.

-> I don’t know how to show love.

-> You might get crowbarred by the Joker.

-> You might loose the bottom half of your body thanks to the Joker.

-> You probably will get stalked and kidnapped by villains. I try my best to be everywhere and save people.

->You will live in Gotham.

->I will train you.

WARNINGS.

I am not responsible for any type of injury you might get during this time period, or the friends you might loose, or the trauma you get from being a batkid. However I do pay for therapy.

If you miss therapy sessions I will personally find you. I am NOT emo. I don’t like being called emo. I’m Batman. Batman is above just being emo. Batman is THE emo.

MUN is 19 years old.

-> nsfw is allowed yet not to a massive extent as I’ve metioned on my other blog I’m fine with jokes and mentions of it happening but I’m not fine with being bent over in the middle of tumblr

-> no batcest. no batcest. I will block you. no fucking way lmao

-> ships are fine, great even I encourage them. Batman is BI I’m okay with stuff like Selina, Talía, Superman… I love superbat btw. However there is one ship I’m not very keen on. It’s joker x bruce. Joker blogs are allowed to flirt because that’s a big part of his personality and I love the lego joker. I adore the lego joker actually you can act like him, but that’s all okay? I personally don’t think joker and Bruce should end up together as an account just wrote a paragraph about adopting new kids. especially thanks to what happened to Jason and the existence of joker junior.

-> personally I’m not an mpreg kinda blog, you can joke about it since it’s pretty funny but do not get me pregnant I have nothing against it but like—- I just know I’m not gonna be able to take anything seriously like that.

-> I have the personality of lego batman, however physically this blog belongs to any other normal Batman. I don’t have specific lore, I’m just here to have fun.

-> my absolutely fav batman is the 2022 the Batman movie one oh my god I could fangirl for days.

RULES:

-> no being ooc mean

-> no hatred of any kind (including specialized hate like ableism, homophobia, racism. I don’t want to hear your opinions bc I value every human as an equal) we are here to have fun

-> no batcest.

Important detail:

/|\^._.^/|\

Bat.

A baby bat.

[rk800-in-gotham]

“ Connor, RK800. An Android sent by Cyberlife at your service. ”

information Below!!

FYI YES I KNOW THATS NOT HOW THE QUOTE GOES I DIDNT WANNA USE THE OTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING!! this account will contain various triggering topics like usual, you have been warned.

Unfortunately this will be a bit ooc bc I made this to be silly but I will try to somewhat be Connor like

List of other accounts I have

-> MUN is 19

-> nsfw jokes allowed but like usual, no bending me over in the middle of tumblr

-> no proships.

-> no being ooc mean

-> no bringing drama onto any of my accounts

This post will be edited further!!

[brucewayneloveswomen]

//I’m sorry for not responding to any of the pending long rp’s lately

//honestly there’s a few reasons for this

I’m trying to be active on this account and my blonde blazer accounts a lot despite being incredibly unmotivated and overwhelmed with life right now <3 so I’m just keeping most things simple, I hope once this phase passes I will be super duper active and energetic again

As you guys know I’m moving and it’s my college entrance exam year. Unfortunately I think I’m getting a bit depressed? From work? Because I haven’t gone to school properly in a month and I don’t want to go. Desperately. But the college entrance exams are nearing and I’m getting more stressed as June/July approaches

At least the gym is helping with my mental state so I do post a lot about that but I’m sorry about not being so active. To top it all off I also have graduation and I need to pick a dress but I hate dress shopping lowkey </3

There’s a lot of stuff I want to continue on this account but sometimes I just go blank

Also I’m posting mostly from my drafts in the blazer account too fyi

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

whats your relationship with barman like? :D

Barman? Heh, I’m going to assume you meant Batman.

Hmm well I remind him to sleep and take care of himself a lot. He’s incredibly smart and capable, he’s always a step ahead, it’s fantastic. He does come off as grumpy and unapproachable, but he has his own ways of showing he cares… If anything were to happen, I know he’d be there for me… or fight me if needed…

But u-uhm we’re just coworkers…

[aguydressedasabat]

I am going to smooch you on the lips.

I’m a natural harmless coworker way.

[brucewayneloveswomen]

So what's up with the presidential election, mr candidate?

Okay thank you for reminding me of this!! I owe you guys an election!!

Basically I decided to run for President because let’s face it Lex Luthor isn’t doing his job that well.

The movements this brought upon Gotham (directly and indirectly)

#BruceWayneForPresident2026

#ScrewLexLuthor

Here’s why you should vote for me :3

( And FYI that list was made before the recent ICE developments. If I become the President I promise you ice won’t be able to come near anyone ever again. )

The official poll for the next president!!

Bruce Wayne

Lex Luthor

Voting ended onFeb 7

[local-multiverse-traveler]

Surprised you likely voted for your ex

[aguydressedasabat]

We bonded over our hate for Luthor.

[brucewayneloveswomen]

So what's up with the presidential election, mr candidate?

Okay thank you for reminding me of this!! I owe you guys an election!!

Basically I decided to run for President because let’s face it Lex Luthor isn’t doing his job that well.

The movements this brought upon Gotham (directly and indirectly)

#BruceWayneForPresident2026

#ScrewLexLuthor

Here’s why you should vote for me :3

( And FYI that list was made before the recent ICE developments. If I become the President I promise you ice won’t be able to come near anyone ever again. )

The official poll for the next president!!

Bruce Wayne

Lex Luthor

Voting ended onFeb 7

[brucewayneloveswomen]

//NEW ACCOUNTS ALERTTTTT

DISPATCH FANDOM HERE I COMEEEEE

@blondestblazer

@mandynotblazer

feel free to drop by and I would love it if you guys could pop in an ask or two <3

[brucewayneloveswomen]

//Okay dispatch blog time since I’ve almost sat down I’m thinking of making a blonde blazer account bc I’ve been trying to get a woman account for a bit

Also I just finished her route so my information is fairly fresh on her backstory & stuff and she’s the only character I’ve read the comics for so far soooo

(+ my friends and I were talking about this and they said I’d be able to be somewhat accurate with her personality)

Which one should I make

Blonde Blazer

Someone else (tell me who pookies)

Voting ended onFeb 2

[brucewayneloveswomen]

//Okay dispatch blog time since I’ve almost sat down I’m thinking of making a blonde blazer account bc I’ve been trying to get a woman account for a bit

Also I just finished her route so my information is fairly fresh on her backstory & stuff and she’s the only character I’ve read the comics for so far soooo

(+ my friends and I were talking about this and they said I’d be able to be somewhat accurate with her personality)

Which one should I make

Blonde Blazer

Someone else (tell me who pookies)

Voting ended onFeb 2

[aguydressedasabat]

@mecha-man-official

Hey, guy called Batman who isn't actually a bat

Mind showing me around the city?

Mecha man. Pleasure to meet you.

I would love to show you around.

What brings you to Gotham?

[light-of-will]

Y'all if Spooky is on here, direct me towards him please

I just wanna have a word with him.

[ghostly-robin]

If you find one can you tell them I say hi!?

[light-of-will]

Of course kiddo.

[green-glowstick]

Which one? There’s so many Mr.Jordan. @aguydressedasabat is one of them.

[aguydressedasabat]

I have been summoned.

[light-of-will]

yea

GA told me about the trackers.

[aguydressedasabat]

What trackers.

[light-of-will]

Don't play coy Spooky.

[aguydressedasabat]

… I did sort of put trackers on you.

And rest of the justice league.

And my kids.

And my ex husband Bruce Wayne.

But it was for safety reasons.

[robinhood-but-better]

@not-istanbul-but-constantinople

She was JL once, and he admitted it. He's all yours bud.

[not-istanbul-but-constantinople]

Ooh? Bat punching time?

@aguydressedasabat you’re going down!

[aguydressedasabat]

Try me blondie I’ll have you know that you also have a tracker on you. Actually you have like five.

[not-istanbul-but-constantinople]

Fucking hell. This is why you’re going down!

How may did you put on Ziva?

[aguydressedasabat]

Just one actually

You got unlucky dude

[light-of-will]

Y'all if Spooky is on here, direct me towards him please

I just wanna have a word with him.

[ghostly-robin]

If you find one can you tell them I say hi!?

[light-of-will]

Of course kiddo.

[green-glowstick]

Which one? There’s so many Mr.Jordan. @aguydressedasabat is one of them.

[aguydressedasabat]

I have been summoned.

[light-of-will]

yea

GA told me about the trackers.

[aguydressedasabat]

What trackers.

[light-of-will]

Don't play coy Spooky.

[aguydressedasabat]

… I did sort of put trackers on you.

And rest of the justice league.

And my kids.

And my ex husband Bruce Wayne.

But it was for safety reasons.

[robinhood-but-better]

@not-istanbul-but-constantinople

She was JL once, and he admitted it. He's all yours bud.

[not-istanbul-but-constantinople]

Ooh? Bat punching time?

@aguydressedasabat you’re going down!

[aguydressedasabat]

Try me blondie I’ll have you know that you also have a tracker on you. Actually you have like five.

[light-of-will]

Y'all if Spooky is on here, direct me towards him please

I just wanna have a word with him.

[ghostly-robin]

If you find one can you tell them I say hi!?

[light-of-will]

Of course kiddo.

[green-glowstick]

Which one? There’s so many Mr.Jordan. @aguydressedasabat is one of them.

[aguydressedasabat]

I have been summoned.

[light-of-will]

yea

GA told me about the trackers.

[aguydressedasabat]

What trackers.

[light-of-will]

Don't play coy Spooky.

[aguydressedasabat]

… I did sort of put trackers on you.

And rest of the justice league.

And my kids.

And my ex husband Bruce Wayne.

But it was for safety reasons.

[light-of-will]

How. How'd you get trackers on me?

[aguydressedasabat]

Uhhhhhhh. You sleep a lot. And you sleep deep when you do. Sometimes.

[light-of-will]

Y'all if Spooky is on here, direct me towards him please

I just wanna have a word with him.

[ghostly-robin]

If you find one can you tell them I say hi!?

[light-of-will]

Of course kiddo.

[green-glowstick]

Which one? There’s so many Mr.Jordan. @aguydressedasabat is one of them.

[aguydressedasabat]

I have been summoned.

[light-of-will]

yea

GA told me about the trackers.

[aguydressedasabat]

What trackers.

[light-of-will]

Don't play coy Spooky.

[aguydressedasabat]

… I did sort of put trackers on you.

And rest of the justice league.

And my kids.

And my ex husband Bruce Wayne.

But it was for safety reasons.

[robinhood-but-better]

@not-istanbul-but-constantinople

She was JL once, and he admitted it. He's all yours bud.

[aguydressedasabat]

*deletes the 3 paragraph long apology essay*

🤨

Betrayal. I will remember that Green Arrow.

[light-of-will]

Y'all if Spooky is on here, direct me towards him please

I just wanna have a word with him.

[ghostly-robin]

If you find one can you tell them I say hi!?

[light-of-will]

Of course kiddo.

[green-glowstick]

Which one? There’s so many Mr.Jordan. @aguydressedasabat is one of them.

[aguydressedasabat]

I have been summoned.

[light-of-will]

yea

GA told me about the trackers.

[aguydressedasabat]

What trackers.

[light-of-will]

Don't play coy Spooky.

[aguydressedasabat]

… I did sort of put trackers on you.

And rest of the justice league.

And my kids.

And my ex husband Bruce Wayne.

But it was for safety reasons.

[aguydressedasabat]

"Bruciepooks" is INSANE work. Bestie, pull yourself together, get over him.

I CANT. He was THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THE FATHER TO MY FUTURE CHILDREN.

[aguydressedasabat]

Why are you calling your own child "tiny and evil"??? Hello??

Small robin likes being called evil.

Especially by his brothers. It makes him feel feared and intimidating.

Also he is tiny.

Literally tiny.