Be hopeful

"If you live a long time, fun things happen" - Dr. William Cambell   

[lemonsweet]

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

[lemonsweet]

My blue animals

[treatsformeeko]

hi op. fanart of my blue animals

[lemonsweet]

They are so beautiful.... I love this..

[gaystation4]

[changelingsrule]

This is UNCANNY.

[bamsara]

@vurelly

[plantelo]

This genre of re-enactment of video game logic/bugs/behaviour will never cease to be immensely funny

[jenjensd]

Not to mention everyone who does it is so insanely talented at portraying not only the vibes, but being dead on with the motion. I mean the courier in this alone has amazing core strength and rag dolls the EXACT way that bodies do in game. It’s honestly incredible.

[yolas0]

[guooey]

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[neat-deadandlive-things]

"What the fuck?"

no, "Watch the Phacus".

Take a 30 second scrolling break to watch these little algae swim.

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

they twirl!

[the-vegan-muser]

[gaynaturalistghost]

It’s Phacus! It’s the guys I embroidered! They do have little tails and they look so pretty moving. I would have expected more of a manta-ray type of gliding but I was so delighted to see the video

[epically-epic-epicosity]

[absentlyabbie]

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

[sixpenceee]

Magunatip bamboo dance by Budayawan

Source

[kvotheunkvothe]

did that talented motherfucker just do this all blindfolded??

[humanoidhistory]

(source)

[technofeudalism]

[viralfrog]

[k0weaponmaster]

[curioscurio]

this is crazy bc I remember when i was in school, if a guy had spare tampons in his backpack he was deemed the most universally popular guy by every single woman in school. The rizz you get from having tampons on you as a man is immeasurable.

[nalgetss]

Most of my friends since i was like 14 have had periods and they mostly stick to two brands, the day i started carrying them on my backpacks i unlocked a level of loyalty and care i could not articulate if i had a poetry degree. I met my soon to be wife because that day i was the only person around her who carried pads and she has never stopped telling people about it, i'm getting married because of the immeasurable rizz given to me by openly carrying pads as a dude

[thickness-protection-program]

Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔

[sykorky]

caked up sewer queen

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Dude has been Blair witchin’ it for 2000 years

[escuerzoresucitado]

[eyobis-andthe-bunnycats]

[Video Description: a lynx casually walks down a snow covered bank, onto a log and reaches a frozen river. The lynx takes two steps; the ice cracks loudly. Instantly the lynx stands still. It then looks around and then leaps. The lynx makes a landing on the other side of the river, a faint crack can be heard. It continues on its way unfazed. /End VD.]

[drtanner]

That's a guy who's fallen through the ice before, lmao.

[wickedcriminal]

IMMACULATE REACTION

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[gaybichon]

[sylviaodhner]

The Shopping Center Disconnect

[silly-jellyghoty]

And this is why desire paths shouldn't be ignored or seen as a vandalism, but be integrated into the process of citiplaning. Sometimes there are no paths connecting individual walkways. Or sometimes these paths exist, but they are in wrong spots that are hardly ever used. But desire paths exist BECAUSE they are used. If there is enough foot traffic that the grass doesn't grow there anymore, that trees and bushes branch around, that the brick edge of the road gets misshaped, then the city should step up and pave it up already, because people have spoken.