[beefcakemish-deactivated2021070]

🙌🙌🙌

[mughler-deactivated20190524]

like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability to travel thats all i want

[teaboot]

I want to eat vegetables regularly, is that so much to ask

[bonersniper]

I feel like a wine mom sharing Facebook posts but this is too good to not share

[that-twink-over-there]

PURE

[shuugaze-deactivated20150727]

Self care 101 

[shuugaze-deactivated20150727]

Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING

[some-people-call-it-tragic]

10 years of destiel in numbers

[jessica-henwick-deactivated2023]

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed.

[hazeldomain]

If you can’t think of anything to say about a fic, writers also like to know:

- what time it is

- how long you’ve been reading

- how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours

- what you were late for because you were reading

- the woeful few hours you have left to sleep

- the emotional outbreaks you’re experiencing

- the inappropriate place you’re having said outbreak

- the general public’s reaction to your outbreak

- how much phone battery you have left

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the fact that they actually wrote the role for him makes it even better because that means the execs were like “who should play one of the most powerful characters we’ve ever had, the ruler of an entire planet, who is more ancient and knowledgable than a literal god, and decides the lives and deaths of countless individuals” and the conclusion they came to was “jeff goldblum in a sparkly gold bathrobe” 

[loucretia]

[laynemorgan]

if you haven’t seen, David Harbour has agreed to officiate this couple’s wedding DRESSED AS HELLBOY if they can get just 166k RTs of this tweet.

The couple is super fun and nerdy and in fandom. they’re @carlylane and @thespencerperry on twitter.

Please give the tweet a retweet and help them make this wild fun thing happen

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[dickslapthestate]

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

[draciformes]

She’s recovering wonderfully and she is not blind and doesnt have any complications! And she rented a full workshop, she used to work literally on the other side of her tiny basically one or two room house but now she has a whole workshop! I’m so happy for her

[ravenhexxx]

This made my fucking day…..I usually only blog about Witchy things but .this just made me smile and laugh so….what is more bewitching that a smile and a laugh …..so fuck it …posted

[laughterkey]

I had no idea she’d gone through all of this. Heads up, you can support her on Patreon.

[raelinski-archive]

sometimes quiet is violent

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[sensual--daydreams-deactivated2]

[theholyholland-deactivated20230]

[frithislord]

Love it😂😂

[katzxki]

Wow look it’s Ryan Reynolds and tom holland exposed.

[catchymemes]

Let me just ask the police..

[sasrinthekobold]

Why I think this is Florida?

[moth-flufff-deactivated20210126]

I want everyone to see this i laughed until i cried and watched it 3 times

[weirdalchemy]

@morbidmalfunction @dnald