Check your shame at the door

[misbehavin-monbebe]

Up watching the recent Monsta X vlive and Ihad to take some screenshots

While I was hypnotized by Minhyuk’s voice, I kept staring at Changkyun in the background and that’s what make some of this funny 😭

Both of them singing at the end was my favorite and Kyunnie nearly killed himself hitting that high note 😭

Like baby be careful😭💕

[lostmyshame]

Kyun looks like he a kid who got dragged to an all grownups party by his parents and has to sit through the whole thing without being able to just go hide somewhere in the corner with his phone.

Btw that shirt is freaking awesome.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[lostmyshame]

What year tho?

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

[seej500]

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

[seej500]

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

[blackexcellence101-deactivated2]

THIS WORKS!!

[realglucose-deactivated20191201]

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

[ming-homo]

IS TAKING PICS W MONEY A 90s YOUNG ADULT CHINESE THING BC THERES A PIC OF MY MOM IN THE 90S WITH MONEY ON THE GROUND IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART WH

[lostmyshame]

I don’t know why these pics make me laugh so much

[thesiouxzy]

There are a lot of posts about Joaquin Phoenix’s Oscar speech. I thought this was great information to go along with it. Please read it all, do your own research and consider making some lifestyle changes for yourself, the animals and the planet we all share. So many people are unaware of these things, especially the part about cows needing to be impregnated in order to produce milk. There are plant based versions of any meat or dairy product you can think of, available at the grocery store. Open your mind and give them a try! 💗🐮💗

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[multismusa-deactivated20170218]

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: I understand the Chronicles of Narnia was at its heart a fairytale with theological analogies for children. But why did Lewis never address how they had to adapted to life on Earth again. Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth and be children. Take Lucy, she was youngest and perhaps she adapted more quickly-but she had the memories and mind of a grown woman in an adolescent body. Edmund literally found himself in Narnia, he went from a selfish boy to mature and experienced man. He found a purpose and identity through his experiences to come back as just Edmund, Peter’s younger brother. Did people wonder why the sullen, sour boy came back, carrying himself like a wisened king? Did his mother wonder why he and Peter suddenly got along so well, why they spent so much time together now? And Susan, the girl of logistics and reason came back with a difference in her. She learned how to be a diplomat and ambassador, Susan the Gentle had to live to endure not-so-gentle circumstances. She had the respect she wanted, only to be just another teen girl. And Peter, he entered the manhood and maturity he so wanted. He earned the responsibility and stripes he yearned for. He learned to command armies and conduct the menial tasks demanded of a king to rule a nation. But he came back, appearing to be just anther glory-hungry boy. Not to mention the PTSD they must have struggled with. Especially Edmund. How often did he wake up in a sweat, screaming a sibling or comrade’s name? His parents believe it’s the war, but it’s an entirely different one he has nightmares about. How often did he have trouble with flashbacks and mood swings? And how many times did he and Peter sit over a newspaper or near the radio listening to reports on the troops. How often did they pour over lost battles and debate better strategies. Did their parents ever wonder why they seemed to understand flight war so well? How long was it before they stopped discussing these things in front of people? Why does no one talk about this??? 

[cocoartistwrites]

Why am i fucking crying

[limblogs]

Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth and be children

It’s not addressed because it’s understood. It was the shared experience of the generation. You are describing coming home from World War One, battle wearied and aged beyond belief, but walking around in the body of a youth. C S Lewis went to the front line of the Somme on his nineteenth birthday and went back to complete uni in 1918 after demob.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Not seen it with this very very pertinent addition before

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

Oh man, all art really is a reflection of the society it comes from, isn’t it?

[lostmyshame]

If it is true that more mbbs are leaving the fandom then at least do it with dignity.

No one can or will force you to stay but if you’re gonna leave, don’t leave dirt and stench behind you.

How many heartwarming emotions have the guys gifted you? How much love and care? Don’t forget that you will leave and go on with your everyday life while they will have to face the consequences. Everything they did was to please you. Their fans.

So at least be kind to them and grateful for everything you shared with them.

[lostmyshame]

Song Tag Game

So I got tagged recently by you, @iwillgiveyoumyhappiness and the concept of this game is really interesting. The fact that you find me intriguing is honestly very flattering are ya tryin’ to make me blush huh?? But I’ll need some time to complete this because the choices are too many tbh.

Knowing myself I’ll probably go through my whole playlist and spend too much time re-listening to all those oldies but goodies. Oh, sweet nostalgia.

[kpop-ruined-my-social-life]

Got this from @hellaqueerkpop even though this lovely didn’t tag me, hope you don’t mind.

I found mine really funny hehe

Tagging: @santtanic @atinytreasures @itskpopular @idolsastrology @3fuckingracha @babykyunbun @elite-puppy-seungminnie @lilhwahwa

[lilhwahwa]

IDK AHHAHAA OMG

(Seonghwa’s pic credits to Ruby, couldn’t find a link or a page but ye:)

@coffeeaddictedhoe @hongjoongs-hoe @auroraisntwriting @actuallythatwaspromise

[mangotexts]

i mean… i aint complaining 🥴 @vvshere (youre my only friend bby :,)

[vvshere]

I mean… What? O_o thanks for tagging me baby @auroraisntwriting

I’ll tag @8liralik-armin-albumu @mans-ayyye @san–shine @oppa-is-cringy @shizziebo @galaxybeeji @coffeeaddictedhoe @bandsandphotography and anyone who wants to do it

[shizziebo]

My baby @vvshere… give me the rundown on my situation in you eyes!!!

@paulabear13 @iwillgiveyoumyhappiness @theboyz-engup @tbzhours

[iwillgiveyoumyhappiness]

@shizziebo​​

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SITUATION- 

First of all, Hyeongjun is n o t l e g a l , so I don’t know what I’m gonna do about that. Second of all, my reaction is very… Well, I can’t say anything to that, actually. After I freaked out initially, that’d probably be my reaction. 

It would go in three stages.

Stage One: Wake up be like, “WHAT??” with massive confusion and immediate regret.

Stage Two: He wakes up, that meme is my reaction ‘cause I’m trying to stay cool and seem unaffected.

Stage Three: Once I’m left alone, cry endlessly. :’)

The only solace I can find in this is the fact that I don’t drink, so this would never happen to me, but if we’re talking hypotheticals… I’m in trouble in so many ways, dude. 😂

But please! Tell me what you think of the situation. XD I’m curious to hear your opinions on it. As far as your situation goes, I don’t know whether or not to include San, since he’s in the picture, but kinda not. If he is included, though… Daaaaaang, drunk-Cheya likes to get a little freaky. Also, your reaction has me laughing so hard. 

All righty! For this mess of a tag, I nominate @aesthetic-06-24​, @lostmyshame​, and @bae-minseung​ . Good luck and may God be with you. 

[shizziebo]

@vvshere @iwillgiveyoumyhappiness okay, we all know that I have this picture for no one other then yunho (the sencond love of my life!!!) but I ain’t gonna deny san in any instance… look at him, he’s cute but then the next he just completely throws that out the window for SAtaN!!!! Can you just see them contast of these two in bed, soft baby puppy yunho that would be so sweet and caring and then next you have san… do I even need to explain. He’s not called SAtaN for no reason!!! But I’d probably take yunho over san any day because I love a sweet and caring guy in the sheets that might have a mystery side that pops out unexpectedly… just saying!!!

As for you situation ray… maybe you and hyeongjun didn’t knwo you where in the same room and it was really for so you both got undressed to cook yourselves down and OKAY, IM TRYING MY HARDEST TO KEEP THIS SHIT PG-13 BUT IT AINT EASY WITH THE SCENARIO IN MIND. WE CANT HAVE OUR CUTE AND SQUISHY HYEONJUN TAKEN ADAVTAGE OF LIKE THIS (not that you would ever do that ray) BUT ITS SO HARD TO THINK UP A REASONABLE EXCUSE FOR WHATS GOING ON HERE AND I NEED HELP!!!!! On the other hand, your reactions would be perfect in any way!!!!

[iwillgiveyoumyhappiness]

@shizziebo @vvshere I accept this argument! Honestly, Yunho is my babe. He’s such a sweetheart and he’s like a giant, comforting teddy bear. We love our soft, starry-eyed boys. Seriously though, where would we be without him? This sounds bad, but given the choice, *whispers as quietly as possible and covers Shiber’s ears* I’d go with Yunho, too. For me, San is best-bro, y’know? I think we’d get along swimmingly as friendos, but if we ever passed that threshold, we might not match up. That’s just my take on it, though. My sister ships me with him, so who am I to say? XD

Side-note: Am I thinking through this too much??

I KNOW, RIGHT?? LIKE- HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF SITUATION? IT’S SO HARD TO KEEP IT PG-13—LET ALONE PG—AND OF COURSE THE PICTURE I SAVED OF HIM HAPPENED TO BE THE SQUISHIEST PICTURE OF HIM EVER. My situation is just… My gosh. Only me, I tell ya. 😂 I have the luck of a leper. Also, thank you for believing that I wouldn’t do that to him~ That really means a lot. The faith is insanely touching. :’)

[lostmyshame]

Thank you, Doug, for providing excellent commentary on the situation!

Fun fact if I was tagged one day earlier then I might’ve been sleeping butt naked in bed with a very confused and probably scandalized Kihyun.

Most unorthodox!! (My impression of a scandalized Kihyun who grew in a ‘conservative family’. First it was just Kyun walking naked around now another random person. The hamster is very confused.)

Heh.. But of course it only makes sense I get naked with a man who is known to enjoy walking around in his birthday suit.

Let’s see how drunk we are and if we can remember anything from last night to find out if we kept it PG or we went into the R rated territory 🌚

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Thank you, @iwillgiveyoumyhappiness for tagging me. It was pretty fun. I immediately tried to remember what were my last saved pics when I saw the instructions heh.

I pass the torch to @flowerspecial and @wonhosighs

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[dicecast]

This started just adorable, got interesting, and ended with some A Grade shade

@afriendtokilltime

[midnight-spectrum-again]

That’s so funny that wolves know your pregnant before you do

[lostmyshame]

As always just the freaking best animals

[xwaldgaengerx-deactivated202011]

19. September A. D. 2019

[lostmyshame]

I imagine Kyun watching their performances two years from now and being like ‘Jesus I was a real try hard’

The lovely moments of being a young, popular, kinky little shit ahahah

Can’t wait for his next shenanigans

[iwillgiveyoumyhappiness]

임창균, Im Changkyun

lostmyshame  asked:

Your Changkyun scenarios are so freaking cute! This boy is wrecking my life currently. May I request another one about him where he and the reader have been friends for few years and both were attracted to each other but too scared to ruin their friendship? And then on one rainy day their emotions take over? The literal physical need for each other, the desire to possess and belong, the fear of losing the most precious, all no longer concealable. Thank you ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

Group: Monsta X (몬스타엑스)

Member: I.M.

(A/N): Read with this album by Paper Planet

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“Stop it,” she whispered into the dimly lit room, breaking a heavy silence that had taken over the usually very comfortable space of her living room. Her autumn-breeze breath fanned across hot cheeks, luckily hidden by the shadows cast by the rain drops dribbling down the windowpane. 

The skin that was so frightfully close to her own belonged to her friend—Im Changkyun. He hovered over her, a blurred silhouette before her eyes. He had two choices, as far as she saw it. 

Stay where he was and move no further, or back away before he did something he’d regret. 

They were friends, and that’s where their string of fate ended. 

At least, that’s what they would like it say. They would love it, of course, but simplicity is a luxury. One that their friendship was not blessed with. Their strings of fate were complicated and twisted, a baffling cipher of questions.

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[lostmyshame]

Wow. Wow! WOW! So darn cute! Omg!

I had a huge smile plastered on my face the entire time as I was reading this. Painfully straightforward Changkyun? Hell yes!

Thank you so much for writing this! I’m so glad you enjoyed writing this because reading it was so much fun. When I saw the length of it I spit my tea, honestly. Thank you for your hard work and all the effort you put into this nugget. Feels so sweet and cozy. That was perfect for a chilly autumn day to read.

[epiphanysunrise-deactivated2022]

[lostmyshame]

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[bebewonhos]

Just wanted to address this:

PLEASE stop spreading negativity and a loss of hope across tumblr and other platforms. No one knows what's happening, and a large portion of Monbebes are still trying to fight their best and keep moving forward. This situation has never occurred before, no fandom has fought this hard before, and no one knows what is going on behind the scenes right now. The silence can be our best sign or our worst nightmare, but just staying down in the dumps about the whole situation isn't going to do ANYTHING. Being pessimistic is just going to put you, and those who see your posts, in a worse mood. I'm not trying to target this at anyone specifically, trust me, I'm just so sick and tired of seeing hopelessness amongst Monbebes when we're supposed to fight harder and show even more love and support every day. Stay strong! I know you all can do it!

ALSO, I wanted to add that "applying more pressure" to or boycotting Starship WILL NOT HELP. It'll hurt Monsta X and Wonho's situation even more. PLEASE, RETHINK THIS.

NOTE: This by NO MEANS is a post that is telling you how to cope or to hide your emotions. All your emotions are valid: the pain, the heartbreak, the sadness, the anger, the irritation, etc. But, rather than screaming into a void that social media platforms provide or spreading a negative mindset, try to shed some optimism instead. Converse with someone you trust will cheer you up or will help you see a positive aspect! It'll feel better and won't put others down in the process!

[belovedhyunwoo-deactivated20250]

So proud of you @bebewonhos​! Let’s spread positivity and keep fighting for our boys!

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Great Smudge - Table Cat

Via Lancelot Falk