Sufferin’ Spooks

Hi! I have no name you will refer to me only as Lostrence (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 I draw a lot of fanart DP | RC9GN | MBAV | Aphmau

[haikujitsu]

Halfway done reposting SoaD to Ao3

Trying to speed up a bit on repost rate with varied levels of success.

[toasty130]

Everyone talks about how Laurance, Garroth, even Dante were butchered to make Aaron look like the better love interest, but no one talks about how Lily (Aaron's wife in mcd) was butchered to make Aphmau look like the better love interest for Aaron...

[aniimoni]

what doesn’t kill you makes you update your resume and open linkedin #capitalism

[brigitte-poetry]

It's such a fucking shame that everyone hates Zeus because they took the myths too literally because a God King of hospitality, foreigners and the protector of immigrants would be SUCH a good guy to be calling on right now. I literally cannot think of a better god to call on for current political issues but suuure enjoy sitting on your mythic literalism high horse guys

[critterpede]

Petition for more human bill designs to be goth girls

[lostrence]

furries carried my childhood and i didnt even know about it (i was in the fnaf fandom as a child)

[kinametal]

crang

[lostrence]

waow i actually finished my protein shake

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[hecatea]

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

[lostrence]

this IS how i found out. what

[wtpyrofreak]

Ahhhh, old love~

[minotauri]

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

[rinrinkho]

I mourn the loss of the potential conflict and angst the revised oath would've given us.

Imagining it from Garroth's POV is actually so painful.

You help revise the Oath of The Guard to prepare for an impending danger, to protect the people you love. The decision was already hard enough, but it is made more difficult when your Lord, the woman you love, expresses her horror that this newly implemented rule would mean forcing someone she cares about to end his own life.

So for her sake, you keep it a secret. For her sake you turn a blind eye. Just this once.

Years later—after your relationship with the person you were previously warry of transforms from rivalry, to friendship, to something more—you forget about the oath.

Until one night, your heart comes to you, sword in hand, and kneels before you. Begging you to end his life in order to protect the woman you both love. He explains that he is a danger to everything you both swore to protect. He pleads for you to uphold the long forgotten oath on his behalf.

Dread begins to swallow you. The realisation settles in your bones.

'I did this...'

Anyways I was re-watching kpop demon hunters and went "ooooh this is a fantastic comp", so I drew this lmfao ENJOY!!

[critterpede]

Finally after all these years (a week or smth) here are the screenshot redraws!!!

I might eventually make a post/google doc ranting abt my anthro eevee species cuz I’ve got way too much lore man

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[crows-of-crows]

Mystreet au where Melissa is the ultima or something j don't actually care about that I just thought of ultima!Melissa x Aphmau and yuried out a bit