i made a huge mistake

I like four things in this world - theatre, beer, otters, and Danny Devito

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[dreams-of-palestine]

[clownboybebop]

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

[subfuscarab]

[jareckiworld]

István Orosz — Babylonian Labyrinth  (etching, 2012)

[starlightshadowsworld]

As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.

How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?

That is a genocide.

That this is a crime on all accounts.

And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.

[thesmegalodon]

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

[qthewhatever]

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

[rivaltrainer]

i’m not a girl i’m not a boy i’m like. a playstation 2

[dominiqueramseyart]

[relentlessfunk]

[counterspelling]

Endless Neverafter

[emiko-matsui]

gerard, seeing a pathetic animal turn into a handsome prince:

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[chungledown-bimothy]

Counterspell does require a somatic component

[queencaramilflinda]

The caption writers this season are on their a-game

[mysharona1987]

[academiaipromise]

so i watched everything everywhere all at once again yesterday and having seen the movie before made the line “you have unlimited potential because you’re so bad at everything,” which when I initially watched hit like a joke, wreck me. the idea that having hopes and dreams and hobbies that are half pursued isn’t wasted time rather proof that you yourself are limitless just. yeah. leave me be please.