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@lostyetlazy
Sneaking into your room while you sleep face down in your bed.
It’s late and I can’t sleep, so pent up and needing some way to relieve myself. I pull my hard cock out of my sleep pants and stroke it over you, imagining how you’d look bouncing up and down on it like a good little cockslut. I bite my lower lip, stifling my moans as I buck into my hand, wishing it was your tight little cunt squeezing every last drop of cum out of me. How absolutely peaceful you look, dreaming about who knows what, while I’ve been lying awake in the other room, thinking of you riding me nice and slow. I gasp suddenly, leaning my head back and quickening my pace, my cock twitching as I shoot cum all over your back and hair.
I stand there, panting, still not satisfied, eyeing your perfect silhouette as you lie there, your panties hugging your ass in all the right places. I slowly get onto the bed, sitting behind you as I grind my cock against your ass, almost passing out from holding my breath, hoping you don’t wake up.
It’s still not enough.
I pull your panties off gently, exposing your holes as I rub my cock against the entrance of your cunt.
It’s still not enough.
I give in, pushing it inside of you, telling myself “just the tip” over and over again, until I come to the realization that you’re absolutely soaked.
You’re such a desperate, needy little slut that you couldn’t sleep without watching some rough porn on your phone, and passed out grinding on your bed, probably whimpering and begging for someone to to fill you up.
Before I realize it I’m already balls deep inside of you, pounding your dripping pussy while gripping your thighs tightly. You start to stir but it’s already too late, as I bend over and cover your mouth with my hand.
“Fuck, baby, I didn’t want to wake you up but I needed to let out some stress and you looked so good.” I moan, railing into you while you let out surprised shouts and moans into my hand, trying to get away while I press you down into the pillow.
“I’m almost done, baby, just relax and enjoy this, you’ve already gotten wetter than when I started, I can tell you’ve already been begging for strangers to do this to you.”
You lie there, unable to do anything but take the abuse like a good little slut, feeling as my cock presses deep inside of your needy little hole while I cum again, despite your muffled pleas.
You quickly realize that it’s still not enough, and that I’ll be here for as long as it takes until im satisfied.
If she smiles when you choke her, you're not the one who's in control.
“you have really nice hands” thanks!! you dont have any plans for the next 36 hours, right?
I’m very “don’t tell me what to do” for someone who gets wet at demands
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!
time travelers
This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT
let’s solve it once and for all:
EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.
ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.
if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.
50 and 30 are both even numbers.
but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even
so must the others
if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd
example:
5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd
10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even
THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP
but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd
what the FUCK is going on here
this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.
I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud
I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.
I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?
… Right???
did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?
Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)
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“my life feels like an obligation and at this point its a waiting game to see will i break myself or will someone do it for me my life feels like an obligation and my words are knives to play with created as keys to my sanity by its own locksmith my life feels like an obligation and i’m slowly letting the wind blow me away just because i don’t have any reason to stay my life feels like an obligation and i don’t want it to anymore i just want this numb feeling replaced by something more my life still feels like an obligation”
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