The Loth-Kati

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[wyrmswears]

[hezenkoss]

Star Wars Rebels: Zero Hour

[laurelslegacy]

Kallus tortures Kanan and then is humbled and saying thank you. AND Kanan himself is an amazing guy because he was all “it’s all good welcome to the Ghost” without carrying a grudge.

So both of these men are amazing.

[edv83]

I’ve watched The Mandalorian & Grogu trailer multiple times and, honey, it went straight down my throat. Jon Favreau at the helm? Yes, daddy - the man who launched the MCU is steering us back into that intimate space-western vibe. ✨ And Zeb Orrelios popping up in an action scene? Delicious. Now if they dare leave out his sweet half, Agent Kallus, I swear to the Force I will riot. Very loudly. 🔥 Until then… we wait. May the motherf*cking Force be with us.

[loth-kati]

Okay so I just had a conversation with my brother on an awesome Star Wars show idea. The idea we came up with was “Tales of the Lassats” it’s a niche concept but hear me out!

There are two main lasats that we know of in Star Wars, those being Zeb and Master Jaro Tapal. While we already know a good amount about Zeb, we know close to nothing about Master Jaro Tapal. This show would be a great way to explore both characters in a new way.

Imagine in the first 3 episodes we focus on Master Jaro Tapal and how he was taken away from the Jedi order as a child and he feels disconnected from his culture because of (insert reason here). Then, in the next episode we can have him go to the planet of Lasan (before the genocide) and he can reconnect with his culture and that’s how he becomes a full Jedi knight. Then in his final episode we can explore him getting a padwan and how it changes his perspective on how he is a Jedi now that he has to set an example for this kid (kinda like a new father trope maybe???) Also we would be able to have baby Cal Kestis and who doesn’t want that?

Now, Zeb’s episodes could be more focused on the lasat culture as a whole. With the first few episodes we can go through his childhood to early adulthood and see how it was growing up on Lasan before its genocide. But then in the last episode we go through the extinction of the lasat people and how Zeb escaped it while also having to deal with the trauma of it all.

I really like this concept so Lucasfilm if you’re reading this please hire me.

[princessfishy]

PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

PLEASE GIVE US SABINE AND EZRA

[belong2human-kind]

I had a random dream where Sabine and Ezra were still teenies (not live action, animation style) and he messed up badly in some mission along with her, but he was still inside of the Phantom while she wasn't, and he kinda drowned in there, so she rescued him and gave him the biggest CPR kiss I've ever seen and he woke back to consciousness all confused and she was all blushed and said nothing more than "let's get going, try not drowning again this time" and I woke up as confused as Ezra, but surely happy

My mind is so delulu for those two, and I love it and suffer about it too🥲😭🥺😭

[direwolfrules]

Rebels crack AU where Ezra and Kanan keep dragging the Ghost Crew on field trips to do mythical Force Stuff TM and on almost every one of these field trips Sabine stumbles over an ancient Mandalorian artifact or completes some rite of passage.

Like, they go to some random moon to commune with an ancient Force deity, and Sabine trips over what at first glance appears to be a rock, but upon further inspection, it turns out to be the kriffing Mask of The Mandalore. Just lying there. In the dirt. The original symbol of Mandalorian Rulership is half buried by sand on some nowhere rock.

Hera decides to go to the local markets on some Outer Rim planet while Kanan and Ezra do some Force nonsense in an abandoned temple and drags Sabine with her. In this run-down antique shop Sabine sees the most famous tapestry of Mandalore the Binder’s life story, one woven by Mandalore the Binder himself.

They go to Jedha to complete a trial for the Guardians of the Whills and because these things seem to take forever, Sabine goes to a restaurant to get lunch. She trips over an old man on her way back to her table with her food, and before she can finish apologizing he just smiles at her and tells her it's alright before walking away. Later, once they are all back on the ship Sabine opens her bag only to realize there's a holocron in it. She gets Ezra to open it and it's Tarre Vizsla's holocron.

They go to Tatooine to fight a Darkside ghost and Sabine gets poisoned by Tuskens. She manages to fight her way into their camp and get the antidote, with minimal help because the only crew member left outside the ancient Darkside vault beside her was Chopper. Later on Sabine talks to her parents about how weird of a day it's been and Ursa's so proud she went through that ancient trial, her many times great-grandmother would be so pleased. (This was my least favorite Tatooine quest in SWTOR).

[seleneisrising]

Cut to a scene where it’s Ezra saying he doesn’t want to be a Mandalorian only it’s Sabine

The Chosen One?!?

I don’t want to be The Chosen One?!

Meanwhile…somewhere Fenn Rau is giddy.

Oh. Oh! And you could add on your story from the other day - the only thing Sabine is missing is the MYTHOSAUR - and then the whole thing happens with Ezra and somehow they’re co-rulers of Mandalore and the implications are all very…awkward.

[direwolfrules]

Okay, but like, what if this AU leads into my AU where Ezra rides the mythosaur?

Like he’s laughing at Indiana Sabine’s misfortune and stuff and then he turns around and accidentally fufills an ancient Mandalorian prophecy.

Fenn is off making #TeamSabine t-shirts

[seleneisrising]

Aaaaaahhhh! Yes - I just added that to the post before you reblogged. Fantastic. Great minds. 😆

[direwolfrules]

Ha! Oh man, I take forever to type so that’s probably why I didn’t see it. Great minds indeed.

Bo-Katan is standing off to the side feeling so confused and maybe a bit mad because like. Her redemption quest. Her ambition to lead the Mandalorian people to a brighter future. Like, it’s been taken over by a teenager who doesn’t want it.

Also, her nephew is making #TeamEzra shirts for no other reason than to annoy her.

Sabine absolutely tries to give Bo the Darksaber and the Mask of the Mandalore and Bo is just like, “Nope, I think the folks deifying you would actually kill me”.

[seleneisrising]

Hahaha

Well, Korkie is just so happy to see the Jedi and Mandalorians working together…for reasons.

Bo-Katan isn’t exactly religious, or superstitious even, but the overwhelming evidence DOES seem to point to the destiny Wren girl, so even tho it BURNS she has to try and convince her to actually do it because after all this is For Mandalore.

Plus, I mean, she could probably do away with the Jedi boy but she’s not NOT afraid of his new pet, the bloodthirsty Mythosaur.

[jessicas-pi]

🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS AMAZING

Also I'm imagining the Mythosaur thing, but in that Office episode format, like

Bo-Katan, to the camera, emotionlessly: When Wren showed up last week with her 37th piece of mythical Mandalorian history, I said sarcastically that all that was left was for her to ride the Mythosaur.

Bo-Katan: In hindsight, it's almost funny.

Bo-Katan:

Bo-Katan: *sobbing*

[direwolfrules]

Fenn just screams from the background: “Thirty-ninth!”

Korkie’s recording. Him and his fellow former cadets are the documentary crew.

Also, Ursa’s just so proud of her daughter, just so proud. Alrich is just…he’s proud too but also confused. Like, he has no clue what’s going on. Last he heard his daughter had fled the Academy after building an anti-beskar super weapon, and now she’s back in Mandalorian space, she’s freed him from prison, she’s being hailed as some sort of prophesied savior, she’s apparently the Mand’alor now, and her weird Jedi (boy?)friend just rode a Mythosaur. It’s been a day

[jessicas-pi]

Fenn's keeping track. Of course he's keeping track. AND KORKIE FILMING 😂😂

and then alrich is just like

[seleneisrising]

ALRICH!!!

No, you see. This is fine. This is GREAT actually because who better to catalogue extremely important artifacts from Mandalorian culture than Alrich Wren, Mandalore’s premiere artist who fights with his art?!

IN FACT, the REAL reason the empire arrested him was because he’s like Sean Connery in the Last Crusade and he had this little book of all of the Mando artifacts but he wouldn’t give it up

[direwolfrules]

Alrich founds a museum for Stuff Sabine Has Found. It’s like the Mandalorian equivalent of Museo dell’Arte Salvata in Rome, repatriated artifacts come there for a bit for display before being sent back to the region of Mandalorian space they originated from. After a couple raids against Imperial officers Sabine has somehow found enough stuff to fill the Museum.

She’s found sets of Neo-Crusader Armor, she’s found Taung relics, she’s found ancient Jakelian proto-beskads. She’s somehow found important symbols for every Mand’alor from Mandalore the Hammerborn to Mandalore the Pretty Okay. She’s done all of this by accident.

I think she wins Korkie’s eternal loyalty when she brings back the cubist portrait of Satine from Maul’s creepy cave shrine.

What do y’all think her Mandalore name would be?

[jessicas-pi]

Mmmm... Maybe...

Mand'alor the Redeemed?

Because of her past with the Duchess, of course, but also there's that Mythosaur - Living Waters - traditional Mandalorian redemption connection?

Or on the goofier side of things, maybe Ezra keeps jokingly suggesting increasingly ridiculous names ("Mand'alor the Artist? Mand'alor the Accidental? Ooh, how about Mand'alor the Keeps Finding Stuff?") and she gets fed up by the time he suggests "Mand'alor the Vandalist" and tries to say "We are not calling me Mand'alor the Vandalist!" but she's Tired and it's been A Long Day so mixes up her words and says "We are not calling me Mand'alor the Vand'alor!" and. it sticks.

[jessicas-pi]

ok wait no now I'm thinking about Mand'alor the Vand'alor and. like. if she is indeed called that... centuries pass. millenia pass. hundreds of new Mand'alors take up the title as the time goes by, and each one learns about their predecessors, and each one comes to the same point in their lessons and stops their teacher to ask, wait a second, what the heck is a Vand'alor? and the teacher confesses they don't know. it's a secret lost to time. scholars agree it's an archaic Mando'a word meaning [insert any of a dozen definitions here], but never agree on which definition it is.

And most of the Mand'alors decide that when they join the Manda, one of the things on their bucket list will be to find Mand'alor the Vand'alor and ask what "Vand'alor" means.

Each time, they expect some incredible answer, some great moment of revelation. Lots of them have formed theories and secretly hope to have them confirmed.

Instead, they get a tired sigh, and distantly, from deep within the Force, echoes of hysterical laughter.

[direwolfrules]

I leave for an hour to watch the new Grey’s Anatomy episode and you glorious people make the greatest additions to ever bless one of my posts.

You know what we’re ignoring? The glorious Sabezra potential of this AU. Like, both Ezra and Sabine have fulfilled the requirements for several Mandalorian prophecies, and because Mandos cannot get along for more than five minutes there’s a mini civil war brewing between their followers (Ezra and Sabine are just so done at this point. So done). So they latch on to the first suggestion someone gives for peace and get married for politics (Korkie suggested it, Bo-Katan smacked him upside the head).

And like this could go platonic or romantic depending on how you want to read it. But like those same Mandalorians a millennia later have heard stories about Mand’alor the Vand’alor’s fiercesome Jedi husband who tamed the Mythosaur, and they finally meet him in the afterlife (Ezra as a co-leader of Mandalore spends half his time being one with the Force and half his time chilling in the Manda) and he’s just some guy. A string bean. A noodle.

Then it’s Sabine’s turn to laugh

[jessicas-pi]

there is never a universe when I will not go feral for any marriage-of-politics/convenience trope so i am SO ON BOARD WITH THIS

They have a blissfully happy married life and virtually the only times they argue are when Sabine tries to revenge-name him something ridiculous like Mand'alor the Dork or Mand'alor the Wears Too Much Orange (Alrich suggested Mand'alor the Yeah I'm With Her) and Ezra complains and then she points out that HE was the reason she's called MAND'ALOR THE VAND'ALOR, and Sabine, for the last time, it was your cousin Mike who introduced you as "Mand'alor the Vand'alor" to the delegates from Clan Rook and WELL MIKE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF SOMEONE HADN'T MADE IT A FAMILY JOKE, WOULD HE

[direwolfrules]

Okay, 1) I love all of this.

2) What if the marriage of convenience plot happens in the same week as the rest of the Heroes of Mandalore plotline? Hera sends her Space Husband and Space Son off to Mandalore to assist her Space Daughter and the Space Children come back married and the co-rulers of Mandalorian Space. Zeb is confused.

3) What are we naming the Mythosaur? Cause I’m thinking something super normal and boring like Fred or John. Maybe Tim.

[seleneisrising]

1) Same

2) Oh my gosh. “Well, Hera, you said to recruit them, so…they’re definitely on board with us now!”

3) lolol that reminds me that chaoticdumbassrogue had Ezra name the Zillobeast “Clarence”, so “Tim” feels really on brand to me for the Mythosaur.

4) Adding that the co-Manda’lor household has this crazy menagerie because Ezra’s job as co-manda’lor is talking beasties out of eating Mandos because they have a weird thrill for living amongst predators. So Ezra ends up collecting an assortment of new friends, which Sabine is totally ok with because a) she’s also a crazy Mando and b) what is a Mythosaur if not just a bigger Lothwolf?

[jessicas-pi]

Yeah I'm thinking Tim too

HAH YES THE MANDO MENAGERIE

ok but do they get married PRE-Alrich-rescue or POST-Alrich-rescue, because I'm a hopeless shipper forever stuck on the "with her" line and the comedic possibilities are great either way. Like, if it happens BEFORE they rescue him, then it could go like:

Alrich: Are you with Sabine?

Ezra: Yeah I'm with her!

Ezra, on instinct: I mean, I'm not WITH HER, with her, I'm...

Ezra: ...married to her.

Ezra: I forgot about that for a minute.

Alrich:

Ezra:

Alrich: how do you forget—

Ezra: it's been a crazy week.

BUT if it happens AFTER they rescue him, then we have a situation where like. he JUST explained to her father that he was ONLY FRIENDS with her. and now they're planning a short-notice wedding. and every year for the next, oh, 50 years, at the Clan Wren Family Reunion, Alrich tells an even MORE comically exaggerated story of the first time he met Ezra and how Ezra VERY INSISTENTLY explained the JUST FRIENDSHIP, complete with the same punchline every time:

"And they got married the next day!"

[meiloorunn]

we lost another hot star wars mom today…. rest in peace ursa wren i’ll always remember you

[juicyspacesecrets]

finally getting around to doing those long comics i keep mentioning so uh here’s some pain

[mandaloriandragontrainer]

Shoutout to Entertainment Weekly for marrying Kanan and Hera

[paranormal-taters]

i need to see ezra bridger and sabine wren get married. sorry but i do.

[meldy-arts]

Wow I can’t wait for Sabine to find Ezra, go home, get married and have beautiful babies of their own

[starryjediknight]

Awwww she’s giving the lothcat chin scratches! 😸

[loth-kati]

Going INSANE because we saw the back of Jacen Syndulla's head

ALSO he is in the co pilot seat which is adorable and I'm going to explode❗❗❗

[jlassijlali]

Sabezra

Thrawn: And be alert. Where there is Ezra , you will always find Sabine  not far behind.

incorrect quotes

[seleneisrising]

Dude. That’s not an incorrect quote.

That actually happened.

Thrawn spent an inordinate amount of time studying this particular piece of Lothal Rebel art, which is, ahem, a starbird with a lothcat at its heart.

Then, in Through Imperial Eyes, Thrawn ascertained that loth cats rendered by Sabine must’ve meant that Ezra was wearing that helmet.

Later on, he deduced that they were working together during Flight of the Defender, and then during A Fool’s Hope even Rukh knew how to subdue the Jedi. That’s info he could’ve only gotten from Thrawn.

So then - in this moment here - when Thrawn gave his patented pre-battle lecture to Ezra, he threatened Lothal and then Sabine specifically (not the whole Ghost crew, not Ezra’s “friends” or “family” but Sabine), just to gauge Ezra’s reaction, and Ezra totally lost his cool.

So…yeah. Thrawn knew what was up. He absolutely at some point cautioned at least Rukh to watch for Ezra and Sabine to appear together. I imagine Thrawn was counting on Ezra being too attached to Sabine to do what he expected him to do. 😉

[loth-kati]

Thrawn is a Sabezra shipper confirmed‼️!

[loth-kati]

I don’t need Ezra and Sabine as a couple to be cannon and I don’t even need them to meet in Ahsoka. All I need is 1 moment of them in live action to feed my little delulu brain. ONE moment that’s all I ask.

[loth-kati]

They should name one of the purrgils monstro

So what if Ezra survived in space because the purrgil swallowed him and Thrawn Pinocchio style.