Lotr/Hobbit/Silm Incorrect Quotes

70% reblogs, with the rest being original posts. Side blog for @general-illyrin

[kj-bro-lol]

Galadriel: You're not helping me with the wedding at all!

Celeborn, almost crying: You're getting married?!

Galadriel: Oh, yes!

Celeborn: To whom?!

Galadriel:

Galadriel:

Galadriel: Damn it, I forgot to ask you to marry me.

[braxix]

Galadriel: Half an hour isn't that long.

Elrond & Celebrimbor: *Share a look.*

Elrond: It's half our sleep cycles.

[braxix]

Celebrimbor & Galadriel: *Arguing*

Celebrimbor: Elrond! Tell her I'm right!

Elrond: No. I choose life.

[braxix]

Melkor: He’s just resting

Fëanor: In pieces! That man is dead!

Melkor: So sleepy…

[braxix]

Celebrimbor: Welcome to metallurgy!

Annatar: *Turns into Sauron*

Celebrimbor: That wasn't supposed to happen.

[braxix]

Maglor: If you're going to be an absent father can you at least be absent?

Earendil: *Shocked*

Elrond: *Laughing as he eats popcorn*

[braxix]

Maglor: Maitimo, what's the height of stupidty?

Maedhros: Oh, I don't know. Celegorm, how tall are you?

[braxix]

Elrond: You're my favorite parasite. No, no, ringworm's my favorite parasite. You're my second favorite parasite.

Annatar: Very funny.

Elrond: I lied. Ringworms, rats with the plague, then you.

[braxix]

Sauron: Not again! Not again!

Elrond: *Waving happily with a big smile on his face.*

Elrond: Hi, Annatar!

Sauron: *Internal screaming*

[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

curufin: am i testing my hypothesis, or is my hypothesis testing me

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[braxix]

Annatar: *Trying to trigger Elrond's inner host instinct*

Annatar: I'm thirsty.

Elrond: For blood.

[braxix]

Gil-Galad: Ugh, this paperwork makes me wish I was dead.

Elrond: I can help with that?

Gil-Galad, immediately suspicious: No, I think I'm good.

[inthehouseoffinwe]

Gil Galad: Remember. If I die, you become king.

Elrond: *casually puts letter opener back on the table* Perhaps a break is in order, my liege?

[braxix]

Galadriel: Family reunions will no longer be hosted by Turgon due to the incident.

Celegorm: I miss one family gathering and suddenly I don't know what's going on. What incident? What incident, Galadriel?!

[braxix]

Curufin: Celegorm's on fire again.

Maedhros: Stop lighting Celegorm on fire.

Curufin: It wasn't me though!

Maedhros: I don't care. Put him out.

[firebirdfalcon]

[braxix]

Maglor: Sometimes it bothers me how calm Maitimo is under pressure. It's like I'm the one overreacting!

Maedhros: That's good. Let it out.

Maglor: I'm going to kill you!

[braxix]

Celebrimbor: I love Elrond dearly, but ability wise he frightens me.

Galadriel: Same!

Celebrimbor: He somehow managed to just find things he shouldn't be able to on the sidewalk or some similarly mundane place. He can write with both hands and have them mirror the other.

Gil-Galad: This morning he told me to "come look at who came to say hello." and I expected a frog or moth because that's typically what he has, but it was an Iluvatar damned snake.

Annatar: Can I put in a piece? Yesterday he stuck his hand into Celebrimbor's forge and pulled out a crucible of molten metal and just held it while he waited for someone to get the proper molds ready. His bare hands.

Galadriel: He's descended from Melian?

Annatar: I still burn myself! I am made for creation and the fires of the forge. Whatever he is isn't natural.