Lottie Lamb

You can be a dragon too if you want. You ever blow out a candle? You breathe wind :) already one step toward dragonhood

Not me though I breathe bubbles. I love watching them float and pop :) being a dragon is so awesome

#tooniverse #toontown #cartoon #cartoons #toonblr #toons

I violently breathe out pollen every spring :)

sophsun1

Rabbit's Feat (1960) dir. Chuck Jones

campesine

Silly Symphony - Funny Little Bunnies (1934)

pinkcocoapowder

From March probably I dont remember

George got too curious :(

#free him

Paying the mall a visit! The good thing about having hooves and never wearing shoes is that the guy at the shoe cleaning stand never tries to sell me his specialty shoe soap for only $19.99.

Ok, I just found the cutest pair of shoes that light up when you walk! I had to buy them. It's genius! The world is beautiful!

Oh no. He sees me.

Paying the mall a visit! The good thing about having hooves and never wearing shoes is that the guy at the shoe cleaning stand never tries to sell me his specialty shoe soap for only $19.99.

Ok, I just found the cutest pair of shoes that light up when you walk! I had to buy them. It's genius! The world is beautiful!

Paying the mall a visit! The good thing about having hooves and never wearing shoes is that the guy at the shoe cleaning stand never tries to sell me his specialty shoe soap for only $19.99.

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

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fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

lorienlady

In the UK these are also Marigolds, but I don’t think anyone is going to confuse them for any of the flowers in the above thread

What's the jailtime for accidental cannibalism

I made a machine that makes Mickey-shaped burgers! Got it set up by the grill in my backyard. Let me know if you want some :) I'm gonna get to the store and buy some french fries, the burgers be ready by the time I get back!

I'm back!

why is there a mouse tail in the burger

did my machine cook Mickey Mouse

WHAT DO I DO I'M ACTUSLLY FREAKINGNOUT I THINK I COOKED MICKEY

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MICKEY SHAPED NOT MICKEY MEAT WHAT DO I DO

False alarm it was just Mortimer lol

I made a machine that makes Mickey-shaped burgers! Got it set up by the grill in my backyard. Let me know if you want some :) I'm gonna get to the store and buy some french fries, the burgers be ready by the time I get back!

I'm back!

why is there a mouse tail in the burger

did my machine cook Mickey Mouse

#I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!!#tooniverse #toontown #cartoon #cartoons #toonblr

WHAT DO I DO I'M ACTUSLLY FREAKINGNOUT I THINK I COOKED MICKEY

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MICKEY SHAPED NOT MICKEY MEAT WHAT DO I DO

I made a machine that makes Mickey-shaped burgers! Got it set up by the grill in my backyard. Let me know if you want some :) I'm gonna get to the store and buy some french fries, the burgers be ready by the time I get back!

I'm back!

why is there a mouse tail in the burger

did my machine cook Mickey Mouse

I made a machine that makes Mickey-shaped burgers! Got it set up by the grill in my backyard. Let me know if you want some :) I'm gonna get to the store and buy some french fries, the burgers be ready by the time I get back!

I'm back!

why is there a mouse tail in the burger

I made a machine that makes Mickey-shaped burgers! Got it set up by the grill in my backyard. Let me know if you want some :) I'm gonna get to the store and buy some french fries, the burgers be ready by the time I get back!

I was walking to work and it was so hot out that I melted onto the street and someone had to come and sweep me up into a bucket :(. Ended up late for my shift.

This happened to me on my way to the ice cream truck, they froze me and put me on a cone!! If my pal Lula wasn't there I would have been someone's frozen treat :(

That was a close call!! So glad you made it out of there safely.

You know, we don't have to stand for this! I think I'll go talk to the sun and give them a piece of my mind!!

#tooniverse #toontown #cartoon #cartoons #toonblr #toons

just been released from the hospital. Anyone have any perfume recommendations for covering up barbecue scent?

The most beautiful sky full of stars I'd ever seen, it's been months and I'm still not over it!