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Toon Patrol Backstory Headcannons!

They are here. The weasels' backstories, five different stories of the Toon Patrol.

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WARNING: Contains lots of angst, murder, death and tragedy, alcoholism, forced living in an asylum, abandonment, mentions of child neglect/abuse, the weasels have been through so, so much they need hugs 😭😭😭💔💔💔

Smartass, Slithy, and Stupid:

OK, so, these three are actually half-brothers (three brothers from two different mothers). I’ve been working on a new headcannons post for the weasel trio Slithy, Al, and Doofus in the sequel comic “Roger Rabbit: The Resurrection of Doom”. I still need to finish it, so sorry if I confuse you guys 😅 Their father, Robert Lander, was once a high-ranking wiseguy who his sons looked up to like how Henry looked up to Jimmy in Goodfellas, now a complete deadbeat. That, and a cheating bastard. He was married to Smartass’s and Slithy’s mother, Deb Battaglia, a sassy, hardworking, tough-as-nails bartender with a sweet side. Her story’s not much different from Cinderella’s and Snow White’s; she was hated and envied by her own stepmother and two stepsisters because of her charm and beauty, and they all treated her like nothing more than a servant. Eventually, she found her Prince Charming and they’ve lived a happy life….but not for long.

And then there’s Stupid's mother, Lady Lily Rose Newman, a former cabaret singer who sang at a nightclub in a seedy part of New York he frequented, now a bitter, greedy “pawn shopkeeper”. She’s also similar to Madame Medusa in The Rescuers from appearance to personality, you name it. Slithy and Smartass were planned children. Stu wasn’t. And Lily Rose is the reason why he doesn’t like to be called Frederick.

Smartass, deep down, is a mama’s boy and he is viciously protective of her. He loves his mother dearly, and he will whoop someone’s ass if they ever talk shit to or about her. He’s gotta be the Toon equivalent of James Cagney. There’s no way in hell it’s not canon. And Slithy is protective of her, too. In fact, that’s one of the things they have in common; they love their mamas. Neither of them will ever admit it, but they once looked up to their father. After all, he taught them the ways of the wiseguy life in the Big Apple, and how to survive as a weasel. Everything they knew, he taught them. But all the respect and admiration went down the gutter when the boys found out their father not only cheated on Deb but also conceived another child and left him on their doorstep before taking off. Good riddance.

Lily Rose only wanted one thing. Wealth. During Stu’s childhood, Lily Rose spent a lot of time trying to obtain a fortune in her pawn shop, which was difficult knowing how hard things were in the city. Her main goal, however, was to find a famous, but rare gem known as the “Angel’s Heart”. Like the “Devil’s Eye”, it was said to be hidden in a dark pirate’s cave located in a Louisianian bayou, and Lily Rose was hellbent on getting that diamond, even if it means putting her son’s life in danger. The tide was only stable for a short amount of time, and he was very frightened. At first, she’d gently “persuade” Stu to push past his fears and keep trying, then he eventually ran away from “home” after a confrontation that ended horribly only to bump into his father – who promptly dropped him off with Smartass, Slithy, and their mother before he ditched them all. Raise three sons?? Hell, nah. So Smartass’s and Slithy’s (now Stu’s) poor mother is left on her own working several jobs and taking care of two angry, betrayed boys as well as a hurt, sweet child who eats everything in sight with a broken heart. She does the best she can and has three very grateful sons for it.

Poor, sweet Stu is all torn apart because of this. It’s complicated for him, even after he’s grown up. He always loved Lily Rose and did whatever he could to make her happy, despite the horrible things she said and done. And he tried his best. The cave was cold, dark, and unpredictable, but he really did want to find her diamond. But there’s no denying that with them, he felt much safer and loved. Deb, God bless her soul, never once made him feel like a burden, more hers than anyone else’s, and she’s fiercely protective of him.

And Smartass and Slithy, in their own ways, love and protect their baby brother like how Tom and Adam love and protect their sisters 😊

Greasy:

As we know, Greasy grew up in one of the toughest streets of San Juan, which serves him well with his street-smarts. He grew up part-time at home and part of the time on the street, as well. This is how he learned to be so intuitive and manipulative with others while developing a knack for dealing with bad people. Meanwhile, he has a royal bloodline like the Twisted Toonz Twins; a bloodline of thieves and swordfighters led and ruled by his parents, two legendary outlaws. A deadly beauty whose charm was matched by her infamous thievery, and a fearsome swordsman who many cowered at the mention of his name. Their shared adventures became a legacy, then later an empire of their own.

Like the Lander brothers, Greasy loved his mother Serafina. But he also has a younger twin sister, a kind-hearted, joyful girl named Felicidad who he is LETHALLY protective of. She’s the only good part about his childhood besides their mother for her own kindness and generosity. Unlike Greasy and the rest of the family, Felicidad wanted to make an honest living. She’s kinda like Robin Hood who only stole from the corrupted rich and gave to the poor, but she wanted to be a flamenco dancer like Serafina and travel around the world. She loved helping the kind people in her community and looked after them every day, even on the weekends. She may be a princess of thieves and swordfighters, but she loved her people as she loved her family 😊

Despite their differences, the twins were family. And Greasy loved her as a big brother and will fight tooth and claw to protect her from anyone who harms her. What do I mean by that? …. This is where it gets dark.

Smartass and his brothers aren’t the only ones with a terrible father. The man Greasy was spawned by was a MONSTER. His name was Belisario, a grim shadow of the legend who he once was. A cruel, merciless bastard who made it his personal mission to make the twins suffer after a horrible tragedy that took their mother away when she was sadly killed during a heist gone wrong right in front of Felicidad. Their father fell downhill fast after that, then he started drinking. And just like Darry, Belisario took his anger, pain and anguish out on poor, sweet Felicidad for Serafina’s death. But despite it all, he never once laid a hand on her when Greasy was around.

Speaking of which, Greasy saw that Belisario was no longer family, so he stepped in as not only Felicidad’s older brother, but also her new mentor. He taught her how to defend herself and would go out of his way to ensure that she would be safe even while he’s working to earn enough money to escape. Until that night.

One very late evening, Greasy was on his way back to the hellhole of a house after work when he heard a gun go off and he ran into the house to find his sister holding up her sword against Belisario, whose wrath had finally descended into madness. His eyes were wide with hatred and insanity, armed with a revolver and his own dreaded sword that claimed the lives of many.

All Greasy could see was red. On the walls, on the floor, on the ceiling. It was everywhere.

Fleeing to Los Angeles, Greasy had to make a new name and living for himself and his sister. He continued working dodgy and shady jobs to earn a quick buck and provide for Felicidad while hiding from the cops and tracking down the bastard who killed their mother. Once he found him, he broke into another violent, bloody rage and avenged his mother in the most gruesome, brutal way possible.

And after he met and joined the Patrol, he never thought much about his past again. He finally found a job that settles with him and somewhere to stay still (A.K.A., a place to feel relatively safe and to put his skills in a job he’s really good at), and he can finally trust someone who will help him and Felicidad get settled into the new city, their new lives. As much as they all drive each other insane, Greasy trusting his sister’s safety with these maniacs (a short James Cagney wannabe, a walking potato armed with a nailed baseball bat, a lunatic who’s got a headful of porcupine quills and a chain-smoking cowboy who breathes the smoke of his own cigarettes like oxygen) takes so much weight off his shoulders compared to the monster of a man who he once called “Padre”. And they actually notice him as more than a tool to use. Sure, he’s a sleazeball, but for some reason it feels better when Stupid enjoys his cooking or when Wheezy rolls his eyes at him for saying something sleazy than having some gang leader who will backstab him praise him for keeping a close eye on a potential traitor. Foreshadowing, huh?

He and Felicidad live their own lives, but they always celebrate Día de los Muertos in loving memory and honor of Serafina together. They also celebrate each other’s birthdays, Mother’s Day, and the anniversaries of their mother’s passing. They will never forget. Never.

Psycho:

Someone (ahem, Rainbows 😊) shared a post about the Roger Rabbit Car Toon Spin and theorized Psycho being an electric engineer before joining the gang. And honestly, that explains why Smartass would entrust him with certain tasks regarding technology and/or electricity (putting Benny the Cab out of “commission”, cutting the wires for the lights during sneak-attacks, etc.). I really like the idea! 😁👍

Psycho’s family….was nothing but horrible. For real, his story is like Bojack Horseman. His father, Lawrence Fleischer, was a coward, a liar, and a scumbag like any other in the book. But while Butterscotch’s dream was to be a well-renowned novelist, Lawrence’s dream was to be a remarkable engineer and entrepreneur of his own business while holding a mutual spite for the world. That’s how he met Psycho’s mother, Opal Bijoux. His dreams and the resentment they both shared promised her the liberty she needed to get away from her family and live the future she always wanted.

However, his promises turned out to be a bunch of lies. And so were his wedding vows.

Opal is just as a cause for all of Psycho’s troubles as Lawrence. She was a cynical, envious, jaded and spiteful heiress from a high-class, privileged yet severely dysfunctional family of goldsmiths and jewelers who created and invested in jewelry, mostly pearls. This line of work earned them quite an opulent reputation, and in her family’s eyes, money, status, and reputation are everything. However, like Beatrice, Opal was sharp-minded and rebellious in her youth, caring more about her educational interests, ideals and the social issues in her own timeline rather than money and reputation.

Until she met Lawrence and married him out of defiance while pregnant.

Not only that, but Lawrence failed to help her escape from her family’s iron grasp, and he found no success in being an engineer or entrepreneur by the time Psycho was born. Instead, Lawrence had to work a high-paying job at the Bijoux family company which did earn them enough money to buy better estate, but their marriage remained toxic, abusive, and broken.

Unlike Lawrence, Psycho had a genuine talent of engineering, as he once learned how to operate a lightbulb. When Lawrence found out, he furiously forced his son to study electrical engineering, not to pursue a career but as punishment for “stealing his dreams”. And Opal could care less.

Yet, through it all, Psycho yearned for Opal’s love and approval like Stu and Bojack did with their mothers. He tried as hard with Opal as he did with Lawrence, who made his own resentment of him crystal clear, and he wanted to meet her expectations too. He wanted to be good enough for her.

Sadly, all his attempts were futile. No matter how hard he tried, she was unimpressed. And she was still resentful of her own son for “ruining” her. Which eventually made him snap. Upon a late evening, he was in his room reading a novel about parrots when Lawrence returned home while on another of his drunken benders. He hurled so many monstrous insults, then ordered him to “get off his ass and fix the hallway lightbulb” before throwing the glass bottle at him, which he did dodge. Psycho blinked, looked at him in the eye…

…and Opal found her deadbeat husband laying on a pool of his own blood. Barely conscious, but still alive. And standing over him holding a barber razor was her son, completely covered in blood and wearing a manic smile. He couldn’t remember what happened after that. He remembered seeing her petrified face before passing out, and then he woke up in a dark, unfamiliar place. It was cold. It was loud. And it was really scary. He called out to his mother for help, but she wasn’t there. A man walked up to him through the hatch of a metal door and told him he’s been sent to an asylum. Opal is gone.

She left him there to rot. Alone.

That cold-hearted bitch.

After he figured it all out, Psycho’s face became hard as stone and all the love he had for her vanished. After everything that happened, after everything he had done for her, how could she do this? He didn’t want to send her letters, or hope for her to visit him.

She didn’t.

When he got out after he escaped, he just… didn't give his parents another thought. He never wanted to see Opal again, not even go after or hurt her for abandoning him like that although that sounds very tempting. He never even wanted to see Lawrence again either, if he survived. As far as he’s concerned, his family is nothing more than strangers or the ones that drew him. And that’s that. He’s just him. Psycho. Not Charles Paul Fleischer.

As we all know, Stu is Psycho’s best friend! 🤝 Big warm teddy bear that keeps him warm during the winters 🧸 Don’t tell anyone this, but he puts up Stu’s and the others’ stockings for Christmas 🎄 Despite all their constant shenanigans including their rivalry, there’s no doubt that he’d stay by their side since the day they met. They found him. They took him in. They chose him.

Wheezy:

So out of everyone in the gang, Wheezy is the only one who has a stable, healthy relationship with his family. But he is still the neurotic, chain-smoking criminal in the family. Like they’re any better, lol 🤣 And besides, they have a few secrets of their own.

I love the idea of him being related to the two grave-digging weasels Charley and Harold in Mickey’s Christmas Carol! 😁 They’re his cousins and tease the absolute hell right out of him every time they see him 😂😂😂 They’ll snatch his cigarettes out of his pocket and drop them just to watch him lunge out to grab them before they’re wasted because they know he can’t help it 🤣🤣🤣 They’ll also tell on him to his aunt, their mother, the moment they find something (like if he got a girlfriend, or the Patrol did something chaotic that got in the news, etc.). Like, “We love you, cuz, but we can’t help it! Your life is a fuckin’ trainwreck, and we need a new telly.”

He’s also related to Bill, the Chief Weasel and leader of the weasel gang in the 1983 version of Wind in the Willows. He’s Charley’s and Harold’s brother, and also one of Wheezy’s mentors. Bill taught him how to steal, how to outmaneuver and find an escape, etc. And yes, he and his gang also love to tease and hassle him just for shits and giggles 😂 Like Charley and Harold, they’ll yoink his cigarettes and yeet them somewhere out of Wheezy’s reach 🤣 Lmao, they’ll sneak up on him and swipe his box of smokes every time he turns around like that chase scene in the 1949 movie, then he’ll chase them all around the house for his beloved cigarettes while they’re laughing their asses off! 😅🤣

Wheezy’s family household is run by his aunt Petunia and uncle Wyatt Steele, who took him in and raised him like one of their own after something happened to his parents Lapis and Dalton Foray. They do love him, but they have words about his lifestyle like they’re not living a life of crime too.

Now, Petunia and Wyatt ruled an empire together, a bootlegging empire. Petunia would sometimes have to take over the reins while her husband goes….out of town. But they handle other aspects of business (bookkeeping management, supply of product, etc.) while trying to keep it a secret from Prohibition. While Petunia frets about her nephew, she’s not an overbearing mother figure; she’ll see her sons sneaking the cigarettes out of his pocket before he even notices and not say a damn word, but when it comes to his health and relationships …. She does still treat him like he’s living with her 😆 Not only that, but she wants to set him up with decent people.

“You’re so handsome, Cobalt! Please, let me find you somebody. How about Flora at the flower shop? She just got her degree and broke up with that boyfriend of hers. Or how about Simon? He got out of jail and went steady at the auto shop! I just think –” “Auntie, I’m fine.” “…I’m gonna give you their numbers.” “No thanks, Aunt—” “Did you hear me say ‘Can I’? No? That’s because it wasn’t a question.” She’s gonna make sure he eats well when he does come around, and he’s got so much Tupperware it’s hard to drive back home. He returns with a cargo full of food, dumps it on the table, and goes, “Guys, we’re gonna need another fridge!”

Uncle Wyatt is SCARY AS FUCK Wheezy learned how to do the ice-cold glare from him XD. Seriously, you do not want to fuck with this man. He’s like Wyatt Earp; sharp and fast with his guns, faced numerous battles, and he has the scars to prove it. But behind his reputation, he’s a good man and he too wants someone decent for Wheezy. He actually likes his nephew’s friends….except for Greasy. He doesn’t care for that horny menace 😅 If he sees the gang, he’ll greet each of them and then promptly ignore Greasy LOLLOLLOL. Just like –

*Handshake* “Smarty, good seein’ you. Sharp tie.” *pats shoulder* “Stu, my boy, you got a little somethin’….apple crumbs? Eh, whatever. Save it for later. Good to see you.” *Nod* “Psycho, your fur’s gettin’ less knots. Very good.” *Greasy hesitantly holds out his hand* “Oops, forgot to turn off me tea kettle. See ya, boys.”

You’re probably wondering, what did Greasy do? Well, let’s just say the first time they met, one of his magazines fell out of his suit and it accidentally knocked over Petunia’s beloved china set, an anniversary gift from her husband. Wyatt never forgave him for it 😅

BONUS!

I’m gonna add Twyla’s and Tom’s reactions to this. This is basically how she’d think/feel about their family situations. And holy shit, Twyla has thoughts. Her knowing about their families all depends on what they’d tell her once they get closer; she wouldn’t try to go digging for more info but would let them know that she’s always an open ear if they need it. And they are…overjoyed to see someone actually does care and are even more obsessively in love with her grateful. Tom won’t admit this, but he’s gonna look after them too.

Smartass and Stupid: *hears they only share a mom and a dad and immediately prepares for the worst* *Stupid tells her about his biological mother* “She. Did. What?”

The twins, mostly Twyla, had a feeling these two were brothers. In fact, the twins noted that these two must be siblings. And witnessing Smartass just lunging the plunger at him instead of bonking his head further justifies their guess until it is confirmed. However, when Twyla hears that they have two different mothers, she already is expecting to hear about a cheating father. And unfortunately, her concerns are correct 💔

Stupid is more likely to open up more to Twyla than Smartass. And to hear all this from a sweet guy like Stu, who's already on her Must Protect List, is just even more gut-wrenching to Twyla. This adorable, precious teddy bear was JEOPARDIZED by his own mother and ditched by his father? Uh-uh. Nope. That bitch is gonna get stitches! And the deadbeat is next! 💢💢💢

Smartass tries to act all hard and tough, but Twyla can see right through him. He’s still hurting even after all these years, so she’s offering herself as someone to talk to despite their…history. Even if he’d try to bury his emotions. She should know, because Tom still does that too sometimes. Twyla will patiently wait until it’s just the two of them, and just say she’s around and let him come to hear if he wants to. Until then, she’ll respect his personal life 100%.

There’s a pretty good chance Twyla and Deb will meet. Like that scene in Goodfellas where Henry is forced to join Tommy having dinner with his mother 😆😆😆 Since the brothers are both Yanderes and they both love Twyla, they come up with a plan when Deb calls them and says she’s coming to visit. They need Twyla’s help with some errands, and she agrees. However, they trick her into having dinner with them and their mother who they’d called and told her Smartass’s lady friend was going to join. And what’s even more hilarious, Twyla doesn’t know what “lady friend” means. She thinks that a “lady friend” means that a guy has a friend who is a lady, poor silly girl XD

Meanwhile, Deb is just smothering her. The minute she opens the door, she’s going to YOINK Twyla’s ass inside and yeet her to the couch while she prepares an entire goddamn buffet. And yes, Twyla will eat until there’s not a single crumb left on her plate because Mama says so. She’ll be like, “Hello, my little rascals — OH, MY GOD!!! WHY IS SHE WEARING A JACKET IN THIS SUMMER HEAT?!?! DO YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS NOT SEE SHE’LL GET A HEATSTROKE?!?! AND WHY IS SHE SO THIN?!?! LORENZO, GO SIT IN THE CORNER, I’M TAKING OVER YOUR KITCHEN!!!!”

Poor Twyla is confused, but seriously. She needs to save her jacket for the fall and winter, because girl it is humid out here. And she’s gonna love Deb’s cooking! 🤩

Stupid joins in on the cooking and smothering while Smartass leans back on his chair, unable to hide a soft, small and sinister smile. Everything is going according to plan.

As for Tom, well…I think he will understand Smartass a little more. His father never left, but he knows what betrayal feels like. And it’s even worse if you’re betrayed by one of your own. He may have beef with Smartass, but he will not push his boundaries for his kicks. Even Twisted Toons have standards.

Greasy: *Twyla’s horrified and tearful* “Holy shit. I…I am so sorry.” *Tom is completely wordless, but asks Greasy if he’d like a buddy the moment Twyla is out of earshot*

Twyla had a bad feeling Greasy didn’t have the best childhood either. Hell, hers and Tom’s were awful. Maybe Greasy just gave off those vibes, or maybe when she saw a look in his eyes when family is brought up. She knows what that look means. Because her family does it, too.

Like the brothers, Twyla will wait until he’s ready to talk to her. She won’t even ask. She just waits. Until then, she would be keeping a close eye on Greasy. Look for anything that could possibly upset him, even if she doesn’t know it. And when he does finally tell her, our girl is horrified.

She knows what it’s like to spend your whole life running and hiding from cops while working dangerous jobs just to get by, not that she would ever tell him. But losing his mother at such a young age too? Living in fear of his own father, who almost killed his twin sister? And then, being forced to leave home and hide in another state? Twyla won’t say this out loud, but she’s already put him on her list too. Listen, he may be…well, Greasy, but he did nothing to deserve to go through that nightmare. So, she’s going to try to distract him from remembering the pain and be the emotional rock he needs right now. Like, “Hey, Grease? I, uh…I brought you some enchiladas and churros. And I also brought some of your favorite movies. Wanna watch together?”

Like Deb, Twyla will meet Felicidad. And when they do, they’re gonna get along so well! 😁👍 They’ll do many fun things together; shopping, getting their hair and nails done, the list goes on! Greasy’s so happy to see these two bonding….and mentally giving himself a pat on the back for completing the next steps of his plan for the future he’s making for Twyla and himself. ‘Well, Diego, you’ve done wonderful today. Felicidad loves Twyla, and things are working out perfectly. By the end of today, it’ll be like they’ve known each other their whole lives. Smartass thinks he’s a step ahead of me? Well, I’ll show him and those other two imbéciles who’s a real chess master.’

As for Tom, he will be empathetic to Greasy as he is to the Landers. Tom understands why Greasy did what he did. Because he did the exact same thing back in Chatham. He couldn’t imagine what his life would be like without Twyla. After all, she’s his twin sister. His other half. You can’t have a demon duo without the other. She’s the Mabel, the Cody, the…Dale? You guys know what I’m saying, right? 😅

And like Twyla, Tom will do whatever he can to help him out. Card games, sword fighting practice (if Greasy wants to practice, Tom will join him and keep a close eye on him too), etc.

Psycho: “They…they what?!” *Twyla’s demon mode is activated, Tom gives Psycho his business card*

Twyla was very concerned about Psycho and his past, too. And she couldn’t help but wonder the same thing we’re all wondering; what the fuck happened? And since Psycho is so protective of her, he will try his absolute damndest not to mention all the horrific details (even though he spent part of his life in a sanatorium against his will!), but only after they’ve gotten close enough, and she wouldn’t push him to tell her. Psycho would wait until he is ready and for the right moment to tell her, and she respects that. Depending on how he tells her, either she has more reason to suspect his childhood wasn’t happy, or now she knows what happened to him and she’s…horrified, disgusted, and enraged.

She’s absolutely wordless, completely petrified, unable to process things even while she’s comforting him. And when it’s just him and Tom, the prince digs in his pocket. “Here’s my card.”

They are absolutely s h o c k e d when Psycho tells them about his parents. Hell, they know what it’s like to be hated by someone who was supposed to care for them, protect them and keep them safe. And they know how hard life is, especially to Toons weasels and halfies like them. But what Opal and Lawrence is no goddamn excuse to neglect and abuse their son the way they did. And not only that, but this poor guy had no idea where he was or who all of those people were when Opal abandoned him at an asylum! An asylum! Twyla’s struggling to control her demon form while Tom could barely form words by the time Psycho’s done.

Even though they understand Psycho wishes no harm on those….people even though they really deserve it, they will kindly let him know their door is always open if he changes his mind. Whatever he chooses, they’ll understand and respect his decision.

Wheezy: “Your family’s pretty cool, Wheezy. Also…um, why does Petunia want to know if you and I are living together?”

Twyla’s literally praying that Wheezy doesn’t have horrific, abusive parents like Stu, Psycho, and Greasy did. Although she knows how collected and reasonable he is, despite his fucking terrifying ice glare, she knows unfortunately very well that just because someone appears to be level-headed doesn’t mean there isn’t anything going on in their lives. She might actually breathe a sigh of relief if/when Wheezy tells her about his kin, ‘Oh, thank God!’ The only thing that would throw her off, though, is how big his family is, “Nice to hear you have a good family – Wait, how many are living in that house??? 👁👁”

Yeah, she’s in for a BIG surprise 🤣 For starters, she’d be stunned to hear his whole family actually asked to meet her Wheezy may have had something to do with this 😆. But it’d also be a little overwhelming to her. This huge family all in one house? And even when his cousins drive him insane, they still get along? Wheezy’s aunt is asking about his life and job and her husband is strict, but neither of them say anything about his constant chain-smoking??? What is happening right now????

She’d also be trying so hard to make a good first impression, especially since hers and Wheezy’s first encounter wasn’t so…pleasant. She’d wear one of her best outfits, offer to help with anything, etc. And if anybody inquired about her, she wouldn’t know if it was to judge her rather than know her, “O-Oh. Where do I work? I uh…well, I work part-time at retail, haha…😅”

Wheezy and the other weasels if they’re stalking them would watch her like, “Hmm… My girl's bein’ sus again 🤨” But on the other hand, that’s a helpful clue to find out more about her.

Speaking of Wheezy, I’m gonna backtrack a little. Yes, he had something to do with this little family get-together 🤣😂 Like the Lander brothers, he will trick her into joining him. He’s possessive and protective of her as fuck, but he’s noticed how shy and reserved she is. He understands she wants her own space, but he also knows she needs social interaction (as much as he’s a possessive Yandere, he trusts his family), and as her future husband, he’s going to gently coax her into stepping out of her comfort zone. And what better way to do it than calling her and asking her to join him after he “accidentally” brings her up during a phone call? 😂😂😂

Lol, his cousins would tease him, “Aw, Wheezy, you don’t sound so happy to hear us. What’s the matter, too busy with your girl?” Wheezy would pretend to be annoyed and respond without thinking, “Yeah, I am! So fuck off!”

“…”

“….Ah, shit.”

The guys would be like, “Him? He finally got himself a lady?” “Ain’t no way. Ma! C’mere! You gotta hear this!”

Wheezy got himself a girl? Pfft, yeah right. After all, it’s him! Cobalt “Wheezy Weasel” Foray, chain-smoker of the dreaded Toon Patrol, who smokes and coughs 24/7. It’s literally in the name!

This is what they’d be thinking for most of the time until the day finally comes. As they’re all getting ready for the outing, the door knocks. Imagine their reactions like Dale and Zipper when they meet Gadget’s “cousin” in Double-O-Dale. One of the boys walks over to answer the door, ready to tease Wheezy when he sees there’s no girl with him, only to see his cousin standing next to a Gothic Toon bombshell 👁👄👁 And they just lose their goddamn minds.

Meanwhile, Petunia and Wyatt take one look at her and go, “Yep. Protect her at all costs.”

And Wheezy’s cousins are not even remotely judgmental towards hybrid Toons. Not even the slightest! They would be like, “A halfie girl? 🤩 Nice! 😁👍 Since you’re a mink-wolf halfie, do you like to eat meat from bison, or do you have a variety from frogs to rabbits?”

Yes, Petunia will be smothering her with food and affection like Deb. And no, Twyla is forbidden from helping in the kitchen. She’s her future niece-in-law a guest! Awe, it’s so sweet she wants to help, but really, she just needs to sit there and be cute 🥰 Her husband will pull Wheezy to the side and calmly say, “If anyone ever tries to harm her, just send ‘em my way. I will fuckin’ annihilate them.”

“Yes, sir.”

Wheezy’s cousins will act as bodyguards and spies at the same time XD. While Twyla’s having fun and bonding with everyone, he will ask Charley and Harold if they’re looking for another job. He’ll mention that she and her family live next to a cemetery out of town, and a lot of spooky things happen in cemeteries from what they’ve told him. He doesn’t want anything to happen to his sweet cupcake. The two brothers eagerly accept! 👍

On a comedic and wholesome note. Petunia is going to try and get Twyla and Wheezy together after meeting her. Her nephew is genuinely happy with her company, and Twyla’s an angel 🥰

Tom and the others are going to be so pissed 😅

Another serious note, though. Can you imagine if the weasels find out about the twins’ childhoods? Oh my God.

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