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Eren: lol mikasa I don’t even like-

Armin:

#i'm crying holy shit

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ARMIN ARLERT SAID FUCK HE SAID FUCK IM SO PROUD OF MY BOY HE SAID FUCK HE SAID F

#HE FINALLY SAID FUCK

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one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

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Put this in the MOMA

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eremin | soulmate AU | 2,4k | fluff, mutual pining & happy ending

Eren Jaeger had a simple ‘hi’ written on his wrist, aka the blandest thing the universe could come up with for him.

He couldn’t count the amount of mini heart attacks he’d experienced every time someone introduced themselves to him. The sudden leap from being hopeful to feeling disappointed always left a dry taste in his mouth. To prevent such situations, every time he heard ‘hi’ he would respond with some stupid sayings or random facts about marine life. Thanks to this he got plenty of weirded-out acquaintances, but no soulmate, because apparently no one had ‘I sexually identify as an alien’ tattooed on their skin.

Also, his sudden crush on his best friend Armin wasn’t helping at all. Because they were never supposed to work out. At least that’s what the experts said.

As opposed to Eren, the universe cursed Armin with the most bizarre soulmate mark it could offer. Many people had snorted their noodles out of their noses upon discovering it, others had made some silly remarks about it being kinky. Their reactions were totally understandable and justified, because how many people have ‘daddy’ forever carved onto their skin? A very exposed piece of skin, on top of that.

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#this is so cute what the fuckkkk #eremin #fanfic

me @ yams after seeing that all my faves are either dead or depressed

#snk #aot #shingeki no kyojin #I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY!!#MY CHILDREN!!

they brought back b99 and lucifer,, honestly?? we live in the blessed timeline

#brooklyn 99 #lucifer #AAAAAAA #two of my favourite shows 00f

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When did the s6 comes out?

Assuming the show follows the same release pattern as all previous seasons, Season 6 will be available on Netflix on June 15, 2018 starting at midnight PT.

Here’s a chart we made for various timezones. If your timezone isn’t on this list, you can consult an online time zone converter to find out when midnight PT is for you.