mitski lover 3000

27, white dyke, working through my shit

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[digitalwizard01]

There's something thats just so incredibly funny about the Afroman lawsuit cause theres literally no substance to it. Seeing all these cops getting upset and offended by Afroman music in a courtroom setting is just so fucking funny. Like a lawyer asking a cop "what private information of yours exactly was breached by the phrase "receding hairline dipshit"?" Like you could have saved yourself the extra humiliation, but instead you guys took it to court and now everyone has seen your sheriff literally break down crying over a song that says she licks pussy. Thats just objectively hilarious

[digitalwizard01]

I can't get over this. Afroman releasing individual diss tracks about each of the cops is so good. Cause like its one thing to make one or two songs about the house raid, but then to proceed to make a song called "Randy Walters is a son of a Bitch", call him out by name and say you fucked his wife, and then have that same cop go on court record saying he cannot confirm or deny that he got cucked by Afroman. Like congrats man. Before, everyone just thought he was joking about fucking your wife, but now you wont deny it

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[innerchildabortionclinic]

a sensory deprivation tank wouldn't even bother me and i'm convinced I wouldn't go insane

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

this is my prediction for deltarune chapter 5

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

[doechiimp3]

you can only have one

dishwasher

In unit laundry

Voting ended onJul 19, 2025

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[argentsunshine]

behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it

[orewing]

#let's have undiagnosed adhd with mama (via @queenqueso)

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[souljoy]

im like if my mom & dad Unfortunately had a baby

[7777777awawawa7777777]

don't be mentally ill :)

[adixplosion]

[starbuck]

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

[starbuck]

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

[nohomoellie]

nsfw rant basically just mentally ill and sexually frustrated lmao

i may be a giant uglee loser lesbian virgin in my late 20s but at least i'm working on my mental illnesses 😎 in the past three years i've been diagnosed with depression, GAD, ADHD, and am pretty sure i'm also autistic and have CPTSD 🤪 so i have shit to work out before i should really pursue anything. even though i wish i had even a smidgen of romantic or sexual experience under my belt. i unfortunately also hate my body and my face and people have only ever done the whole "haha my friend likes you" or "i have a huge crush on you but actually i don't because i'm obviously making fun of you because i think you're hideous and weird" so i don't think i'd ever believe someone would approach me genuinely in that way. i know that thought process is probably immature, but oh well. i can only work on so many things at a time. i have finally gotten a medication combo that makes me almost feel normal at times and been in therapy for 3ish years so at least i'm making progress.

anyways. all this to say that i'm horny and my meds make me even hornier (bupropion and dexmethylphenidate are making my life better but at what cost!!!) and i want a hot dyke to rail me so fucking bad but i'm fucked up and ugly so i'm probably not ready for that. it's me, my sex toys, and my fingers against the world 💀💀💀💀

[hiveswap]

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

[xiaguangmagpie]

Yes actually I will not shut up about how these foods are from the Americas/cultivated by the people there, and did NOT exist in Asia, Africa or Europe before the 1490s, there was an absolute food revolution going on in the 1500s. Whatever you think is traditional food for your country? Check again, you’ve maybe only been using that ingredient for maybe 500 years. Here is the full list of crops, it is very interesting :))

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]