[missbcm]

https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[listsoflifehacks]

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

[people-are-garbage]

Holy fuck

[illbegonetillnovember]

My favorite thing ever was to try to recreate restaurant food with items I had onhand and they turned out to be some of my favorite recipes. I can’t wait to have access to a full kitchen and be inspired again.

[thebiscuiteternal]

there is something incredibly funny about the chik fil a one being removed for violation, but i can’t put it in words

[bodacious-tatas]

Uhhhh as someone who worked at Starbucks, that is not REMOTELY what a Frappuccino is.

[weeniebagel]

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

[weeniebagel]

this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo

[pissvortex]

fuck you thats not his name

[weeniebagel]

what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedus’ true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.

[gainux]

The Reedus family’s cat also has a weird ass name but the story is so cute and Norman is a great father omg

[drunkenhills]

Chaotic good

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[toastbutteregg]

theres too many i cant name just two

[dissecthebird]

[image description: a picture of a plate of plain white rice with the caption

“You can only add 2 things to this plate of simple rice

• Name them” /end image description]

[feministism]

[beeperbopper]

It’s called “environmental amnesia” and it’s an actual issue environmentalists discuss how to combat. The climate crisis makes it more widespread but it’s been something that’s happening for generations. The story of The Lorax describes it beautifully. The idea that what you remember is what you consider normal, but if the changes happen slowly over generations, you don’t see how large they are because you don’t personally remember them being very different, even if you were told stories about it.

[bodacious-tatas]

This makes me think of how the canyon my family often went to when I was a kid, which I have only ever experienced as desert, was green forest when my mom was a kid. 25 years was all it took.

[terriblerealestateagentphotos]

By combining random elements of a livingroom, a utility room, a hallway, and a staircase, mankind finally created the Livingway Stairtility Room.

[lesbianrey]

who wore it better

[whysosirris]

[gaycism]

i've been dying at this for the past 30 minutes

[rad-raz]

I'm sorry but

[gaycism]

omfg

[nevertheless-moving]

I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

[nevertheless-moving]

someone said this was vader just saying a bunch of prepared comebacks all at once and now i can’t unhear it and its killing me

[c0rpseductor]

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

[dizzydevious]

[bestiasilvanus]

[c0rpseductor]

ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.

[google-searchhistory-official]

[baltdev]

[inlovewithcolingray]

ITS HERE. THE CREEPY SLEEP CLASS POST. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WOULD SCROLL ON INSTA OR WATCH A TUMBLR COMP ON YOUTUBE AND SEE THIS?? YEEHOO

[c0rpseductor]

this comment is such a terrifying glimpse of the reach of this post into internet zones beyond my perception, thank you

[tikkety-tok]

How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.

[itotallygazeatscully]

[lesbianrey]

i've noticed in lefty circles there is a complete aversion to attempting to understand how the evangelical right winger mind works. in my view it's impossible to form a defense against their tactics if you don't attempt to figure out their goals or how they view their endgame. i see this a lot with reproductive rights where every time a heartbeat bill gets passed they say something like 'this is so cruel they just love cruelty how can this happen' or something vague like that when that's not even scratching the surface on their political goals of social and medical control for disproportionally women and especially women of color and how restrictions in rights benefit them and the world they are trying to make

[pitbolshevik]

it's that time again where i bitch about post 9/11 corporate country music

[pitbolshevik]

we really went from shit like man in black and the devil went down to georgia to whatever the fuck this is

[weaver-z]

[sohorny-weaver]

Why I love this reclaiming of country music by artists like Kacey Musgraves, Orville Peck, Charley Crockett, hell even Maren Morris and Trixie Mattel

[mutualintelligibility-archive]

"It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive is baffling. Continuously breaking labels down and creating terminology for each facet of one’s identity shrinks communities until it’s just one person convinced that they’re the only one who relates to their experiences. It isolates people and ignores the importance of individuality within a collective identity."

On Hyperpersonalized Sexual Identity

[barefeetinsoil]

The author also dropped some gems in the last paragraph of the short article: