manti

Sayer of stuff, writer of words

[sophiaurora]

“oh yeah my weekend was crazy”

my weekend:

[achillesinhighheels]

[mikkeneko]

[Image ID: Screencap of a Reductress headline. Text reads "Wow! Woman Experiencing Burnout Even Though She Doesn't Work That Hard" End ID.]

[ceruleanheaven]

i love being prevd its like getting a good grade in thoughts

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[unidentifiedspoon]

part 2 of this. what if instead of be not afraid you said Be Afraid but joke's on you, asshole, it's been afraid its entire life

[halles-comet]

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[thoodleoo]

reading a quote from marcus aurelius's meditations to my middle school students at the start of every class has been one of the best decisions i ever made as a teacher, partly because it exposes them to ancient literature but mostly because now i have a bunch of twelve year olds who talk like this

[glittervermin]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[cutetanuki-chan]

they should hang out

real feelers entered the house

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[aokozaki]

Atheist football team down several points with only a quarter to go, they're really Hypothesizing for a Natural Phenomenon out here, folks.

[faustique]

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

[smsomah]

Blessing of animals, Iglesia Santa Cruz Acatlán, Mexico City, 1949. Armin Haab

[genderqueeradrien]

many have asked questions such as “what is miraculous ladybug even about” but this has never before been answered. this is because nobody is quite sure. it’s impossible to know

[genderqueeradrien]

does Anybody know. does anybody have any idea