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Hi I'm Cooper Ellis Johnson! And welcome to Jackass!

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

-tries to keep himself composed from Cooper’s heavy pats- 

Really? Bang… this gets me all motivated.

-pumps fist in the air- 

Whoop! Alright Cooper! We should get going! I’m all pumped up!

[loudnwild]

*grins*

You said it Aud~

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

-smiles-  

I Won’t Give Up by Jason Mraz. You think you can accompany me with a guitar?

[loudnwild]

*widens eyes and laughs out loud*

HOLY SHIT!! That song!? Hell yeah man I can do that!

*Pats his back* Woooo man can't wait till Tyler hears this!

*keeps laughing* A fine choice of song brah, you'll bring the boy into tears!

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

-takes one pack from the cart- 

… 

I sort of prepared a violin piece. Practiced on it a couple of times, but I feel like it’s lacking something. Maybe an accompany.

[loudnwild]

*grins more*

You sound more like asking me to help yah out, ain't yah? Well I can totes help yah out on that Aud if I can~ What song is it?

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

- stops and turns his head then widens his eyes with a blush- 

W-w-what?

D-dude stop staring at me like that, that’s creepy!

[loudnwild]

*grins*

Nah, I'm just messing with you brah.

*continues walking still smiling*

You just remind me of someone long ago.

*stops at a shelf and takes a few packs of cupid marshmallows*

So what's your plan by the way?

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

-follows beside him- 

Well… Just plannin’ to do something special for Tyler.

-rubs the back of his neck-

I feel like I haven’t done much for him lately.

[loudnwild]

*stops in his steps and ponders*

*stares at him with his usual blank deep-seated eyes*

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

-stops and looks beside him- 

Bang… Dude I didn’t saw those, wow.

-walks over to the shelf full of beer and wine- 

I was too caught up with my thoughts for tonight.

[loudnwild]

*chuckles and takes out a party pack and puts it in the cart*

What kind of thoughts?

*gently pushes the cart and starts walking*

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

-walks past a couple of supermarket shelves while slowly shifting his head eyeing over at products- 

[loudnwild]

*follows him from behind with a trolley*

*stops and whistles at him*

Hey Audrin, you passed 'em bro.

You sure got it worse than a mole. Hahaha.

[cunningasafox]

-crosses his arms-

You implied it, Cooper, so that still counts. 

-rolls his eyes-

Well, it’s gonna rot a lot faster if ya’ keep sprayin’ it with y’er damn hose. (;

-throws the bucket of soapy water on him-

I take responsibility for lots a things, mate!

[loudnwild]

-gets soaked-

HO SHIT

-raises both of his arms and stares at his wet shorts then back at him-

-playfully and continuously sprays water at him-

DIE FIRE!

[cunningasafox]

Well I wouldn’t mind you rubbing me with a sponge either.

HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOR ONCE I AM SO CLEAN!

What’s the point of washing that thing anyway, its just gonna get dirty again.

-stomps out his cigarette then throws a sponge at him- 

You look better when you’re dripping wet.

[loudnwild]

-catches the sponge- -stiffles a laugh-

Brah, I didn't say you're not clean.  -huffs while grinning-  Geez.

-sprays more water on the car-

Don't care man, she's my baby. Gotta make sure no spot is rotting her skin.

-throws back the sponge at him-

I can't even remember when was the last time you took responsible of anything.

[cunningasafox]

Damn Coops, wish you’d was me like you did that hunk of metal.

-whistles-

[loudnwild]

Haha, You think? I don't mind showering you gallons of water and rubbing you with a sponge just to get all the soap suds off~ Hell I'd want to see you all sparkling just for once. -grins-

[loudnwild]

All right Baby P, few more washes and you're all done, then squeaky clean off yah go while rampin' the road way for hot cars.

[cunningasafox]

You're numb brain can't get enough of my booty aye? Your shit ain't enough to do so. You can do better than that.

>:I

[TXT] PICTURE MESSAGE:

[loudnwild]

[TXT] Whatevs Todd.

[loudnwild]

"You kook. Go fuck yourself and I'll think about it."

[loudnwild]

[loudnwild]

(:

-walks over to his drawer and pulls it open and places the paper inside-

-sighs- ...

[reefresh]

Tyler’s jaw simply dropped at the rapid pace everything went all he could really do was stand there in silence, “Uh…babe,” his voice cracked a bit as his nerves continued to eat away at him. 

"I… I have no idea. There’s like a strong feeling building up inside my gut, which I can’t really explain entirely."

“YOU BETTER NOT UPCHUCK ON ME!” 

Tyler listening to them both and frown at Todd, “SHUT UP! IF HE HAS TO PUKE THEN GET OUT OF HIS WAY!” He retorted in defense of his boyfriend. 

Though from the way Audrin now stood, to his strange accent that seemed to magically appear he felt an oddly familiar sense of awareness that crept over him, after all they met when he was “magically a woman”. This town was know for those things, “Babe, I think you should sit-” he was cut off while reaching toward Audrin hoping to get the ginger to sit back down.

"Why the fuck you got that crazy look in y’er eyes, mate?" 

"Crazy look?" the distracted male repeated trying to get a full visual of the boy’s face. 

Audrin jumped into the water, and right on top of Todd, “Holy shit! Coops did you just- Audrin are you- fuck where’s Todd?!” he shouted unable to think clear the began to pace around. Watson had begun barking wildly with excitement he was being caught up in.

"Oh my god," the boy grumbled rubbing his temple, "Alright…one step at a-"

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! YOU COULD’VE FUCKIN’ KILLED ME!"

His blue eyes opened again now to see Todd clinging tiredly to a small pile of rocks yelling. It was so loud in the cave, and now Watson was growling a bit as well. “EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS! JESUS! STOP FREAKING OUT!” he raised his voice.

"Audrin…I think you should get out of the water…and just…take a few breaths. You too Todd…Coops, a little help?"

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

It was cold and dark. Audrin’s mind was hazy and he couldn’t comprehend what was going around. Instinct took over his actions and he lost control of his own body. It wasn’t exactly like some bear spirit possessed him. More of his true intentions had gone overdrive than the more rational and wise decisions he does.

His limp furry body floated towards the surface and opened his eyes before he could reach out. He flailed and gasped for air, then calmed down laughing, shifting his eyes as he stared at the three.

"Audrin…I think you should get out of the water…and just…take a few breaths…"

His eyes rested on his lover, and nodded without delay. He swam towards the bank and crawled up to Tyler. Standing tall and erect, the furr on Audrin’s body was clearly getting worse. He innocently smiled and rubbed the back of his furry neck, “Tyler…” he let out a chuckle and unhesitatingly hugged him tight.

[cunningasafox]

Todd’s jaw dropped as he gawked at Audrin who’s fur just seemed to spread. While hunched over the rocks catching his breath that ached in his tired lungs if he hadn’t been staring he wouldn’t have believed it. 

With a cloud of smoke a tall orange colored bear was revealed. “OHMYGOD!” he shouted slipping off the rocks and back into the water. “BEAR! TYLER, BEAR!” he shouted now swimming to the bank. Before pulling himself from the water the redhead grabbed a rock. Tossing it in hopes to hit the bear his bad aim failed him and instead nailed Tyler in the back of the head, “OH SHIT!”

Frantic the shortest male looked at Cooper, “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?!” he shouted over Watson who was now barking wildly.

[loudnwild]

Before Cooper could push himself off the water to the bank, he stopped himself and watched in shock as the smoke dissipated. His jaw dropped along side with Todd and he rubbed his eyes only to see the same view.

He remembered their orientation the past week about how Thneedville came to be a very odd place. Not just the trees that were weird but there were some kind of mojo encircling around town. They called them magic anons.

Seeing it happen up close for the first time, he felt his spine shiver from down to his head.

“OHMYGOD!”

“BEAR! TYLER, BEAR!” 

"W-what kind of witchfuckery-- T-Todd! Don't!" he shouted to stop Todd from throwing the rock, which he already did and hit Tyler on the head.

Cooper couldn't hesitate any longer. He swam and pushed himself out of the water by the bank, now standing in defense pose beside the redhead.

“WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?!” 

The larger male creased his brows and gritted his teeth in desperation, "Hell would I know!?" he shouted back but in a more gentle manner, "You better shut your machine guns Todd. We don't want Audrin to feel threatened," he said almost whispering as he instinctively pushed the smaller male to his back.

"Tyler!" he shouted in a whisper then gave his friend a brow raise as he shook his head. 

[reefresh]

Tyler stared at his boyfriend’s furry arm then splashed at Todd, “Shut up you bigot!” he shouted trying to think of a logical explanation, but nothing seemed to make sense.

When Cooper came over to inspect what Todd had made a commotion about. His blue eyes still glaring at Todd for making it an even bigger deal.

“Oh shit! Tyler what had you fed him with!?”

His brow still narrowed he retorted with was large splash of water in Cooper’s direction, “I didn’t feed him nothin’!” he shouted trying to contain the panic he was feeling. After skipping his medication this morning since he was pleasantly surprised he could feel the emotions and anxieties setting in. Taking a deep breath he remained as composed as possible.

“Y-You don’t think this pool got some weird chemicals?”

Tyler frowned and looked at Cooper, “NO! I’ve swam in here a lot and nothing happened. So unless Todd pissed in the fuckin’ water I don’t think that’s the answer,” he half hissed still trying to make sense of Audrin’s arms. 

"Let’s get you out of the water," he breathed jumping out before dragging his shivering boyfriend out as well. "I’m not quite sure where that accent came from either," Tyler added now looking at his friends.

"Audrin…do you feel sick?"

[one-sidedmonochrome-blog]

"I… I have no idea. There’s like a strong feeling building up inside my gut, which I can’t really explain entirely."

”!!!”

[cunningasafox]

Todd glared at Tyler, “HEY! I didn’t piss in the fuckin’ water you twat!” he hissed while splashing his friend. 

The redhead glared at Tyler before noticing the panicked gleam that seemed to hold strong in his eyes. His bi-colored eyes locked on Cooper trying to see if he noticed it too.

"Audrin…do you feel sick?"

Todd pulled his focus off Cooper and back to his fellow ginger who seemed to be getting more hair by the second, “Well he sure as fuck LOOKS sick, Tyler!” he added roughly.

"I… I have no idea. There’s like a strong feeling building up inside my gut, which I can’t really explain entirely."

Swimming back a little he projected his voice again, “YOU BETTER NOT UPCHUCK ON ME!” 

It seemed as though everything went unheard from him as, “Hey Audrey, what are you doin’…why are you standin’ like that,” Todd questioned, “Tyler what’s his deal?!” After receiving a baffled shrug from the brunette he felt himself becoming uneased. 

"Audrin….," he spoke a bit slower at the younger male, "Why the fuck you got that crazy look in y’er eyes, mate?"

And just like that he watched as the carrot-topped boy jumped in the water and on top of him, and all Todd managed to do was let out a girlish shriek. 

And like that the fox was thrusted under the water, the air kicked from his lungs as he sunk deep. His head ached from the boy’s feet slamming into it, and his eyes were wide open. He saw nothing but darkness in the cave waters. His heart raced as he inhaled far too much water that soaked into his lungs. As he floated under the cool water he felt lifeless in a way. It wasn’t until he felt his chest tighten. The need for air took over as he struggled to get up for air. As he kicked and flailed the man felt like he was never going to reach the surface, but as his hope faded glimmers of crystal lights shimmered above the water.

Shooting up from the pool he gasped taking in as much oxygen as his chest could hold. Coughing as water sputtered out while he clung weakly to a rock. Confused and frustrated he gathered himself.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! YOU COULD’VE FUCKIN’ KILLED ME!" he shouted. Todd was a strong swimmer, but unlike Tyler and Cooper he wasn’t actually able to keep his breath under as long. Little body, little lungs, a smoker…the reasons while added into a long list. Putting a hand on his head he groaned a bit as it ached, "You landed on my head, Audrin! What the fuck!" 

"I thought you were tired of swimming anyway….what’s your deal man…and why are you more furry than before…FUCK MY HEAD!"

[loudnwild]

Cooper had noticed what Todd had seen in Tyler's eyes while the larger male glanced at the redhead swimming in the water with him. Though he wasn't much worried about his tanned friend.

His usual expressionless eyes trailed back to Audrin who randomly stood up out of the blue. The ginger's eyes were squinting at Todd, who obviously felt uncomfortable. With Audrin growing more hair than ever, Cooper was given a hint on what was going on.

"Why the fuck you got that crazy look in y’er eyes, mate?"

Unexpectedly, Cooper saw the whole moment unfold. He was not amused, more like he was reminded how Todd would do that to him, "Gingers," he sighed.