QueenNightingale

Chaos + Gay= me! 🏳️‍🌈

[papayafromtv]

first time the batfamily get to hear Jason’s genuine uncontrollable laughter post his identity reveal as Red Hood is six months in, two weeks after he finally agrees to patrol with them on a semi-regular basis. post-patrol Jason has to come back to the cave for a debrief and as they’re all cleaning their gear, Damian and Jason start casually chatting about the differences between the LoA and Gotham.

“I prefer here because the training facilities in the cave are much smaller,” they hear Damian tell him. “At the compound we had acres of land dedicated to each trainable craft; not to mention the inner halls under the mountain.”

“I mean at least growing up there gave you diverse surroundings?” Jason points out. Damian looks up from his katana with narrowed eyes, squinting over at him.

“Diverse? Jason the only diverse thing about my childhood was you; you were the only white man for fucking miles. For two years straight I thought you were an albino like Uncle Dusan until mother pulled me aside and told me I had to stop acting like you being American was a birth defect.”

Jason laughs so hard he accidentally shoots the gun he’s cleaning and shatters the screen of the batcomputer while Tim’s halfway through a report, which then makes him laugh even harder. Bruce can’t even be mad about the damage, he’s just so happy he gets to hear his son happy again.

[papayafromtv]

big BIG fan of hardened hero/vigilante types having regular but non-negotiable fears. especially when those hardened hero/vigilante types are the batfamily. because as much as those guys are seen as cryptids and unbeatable legends that somehow manage to beat every meta around them without breaking a sweat, they are just. a group of guys. and i think that’s very fucking funny and people should be reminded of that more often.

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*the JLA holding a super important strategy meeting in the batcave*

Batman: -the main priority is to ensure the safety of the surrounding area even in the case of a fight, so we’ll have people stationed around the perimeter just in case. Hood, can you grab me the signal flares from the store room? you’re closest.

Red Hood, walking over: *grunts*

Batman: *continues to explain his plan as in the background Jason walks into the store room, pauses, and then promptly walks right back out*

Red Hood: *sweetly, from the doorway* Robin?

Robin: mm?

Red Hood: would you like to go into the store room for me? my darling, favourite brother-mine?

Robin:

Robin, eyes half-lidded: is there a spider in there?

Red Hood: maybe.

Robin, sighing in exasperation as he starts walking over: you really need to start trying to deal with these yourself, Hood. you can’t call me every time-

The Flash, watching Damian emerge with a small spider in the palm of his hand while Jason refuses to come out of the corner of the cave: doesn’t that guy chop peoples heads off sometimes…?

-

*Aquaman, on a mission with Nightwing and Batman, on a platform in the middle of the ocean*

Aquaman: if you have your rebreathers then you can follow me down, it’s not too deep a dive to the site.

Nightwing: *staring into the water* mhm.

Batman: *watching Nightwing in amusement*

Aquaman: …Nightwing, are you ok?

Nightwing, still staring: oh- hm? yep. yep, i’m good. i’m- yeah. lets go. lets do this.

Aquaman:

Batman: he has thalassophobia. he doesn’t like deep, empty waters.

Aquaman:

Nightwing: *staring down*

Batman: *faux shoves Dick forward, as if to push him in*

Nightwing, shrieking and jumping back: bRUCE- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT-

-

Superman: the victim’s in that room, if you need to examine the body.

Red Robin: got it, thanks.

Red Hood: so what actually happened to the guy?

Superman, as Tim leaves: well, it seems like the virus infects the mind and causes intense delusions. we think he was driven crazy and ended his own life. it’s… not pretty in there. he stabbed himself in the eye with a pencil.

Red Hood: *whistles* *pauses* wait. in the eye?

Superman: yeah. why?

Red Hood:

Red Robin: *slams out of the other room, falls to his knees vomiting*

Superman:

Red Hood, watching Tim calmly: yeah he’s got this thing about things in peoples eyes?

Superman:

Superman: really?

-

Green Arrow: shit, that’s a nasty scratch you got there, Bats. right across the eye, too.

Batman: *grunt*

Green Arrow: who’d you fight to get it?

Batman: Robin.

Green Arrow:

Green Arrow: Damian did that?

Batman: hn.

Green Arrow: …why?

Batman: he had a cavity and i had to take him to the dentist.

Green Arrow:

Batman: he’s scared of the dentist.

Green Arrow: wasn’t he raised by the league of assassins?

Batman: he’s scared of the dentist.

Green Arrow:

[papayafromtv]

damian heard about bruce’s fear of bats ending in him deciding to become batman, went to the dentist once, and instantly decided he needed to go to medical school.

[thelazydetectivecat]

toxic beauty

I always loved to think that Danny was very attractive and by very I mean it feels like you're hallucinating attractive.

The type of attractive that reminds you of being on a beach on a gray rainy day with a figure in the sea singing and not being able to look away once you meet the sirens gaze. The type of beauty that's pulling you in that you know it's dangerous you can't help but obey

people doubted and still doubt that Danny is the Fentons son. In the past they didn't believe in ghosts but they very much believed in sirens and were convinced that they stole Danny from the scene one day and somehow convinced him he was human.

Casper high though Danny may not remember it everyone in his school has suffered a great crush on him. However they found a solution. That solution being bully the siren so much so that you slowly convince yourself that it's just a loser.

It's a really effective solution once you think about it it really is! That way you will only have to think about the sirens social status instead of anything else. Ignore the sirens love for stars , ignore how cute and attractive the siren looks when he wakes up (don't ask summer camp and the boys had a saxuality crisis at 7:00 a.m.) , ignore the sirens pout every time they get displeased , ignore the fact that the siren is getting muscles. Ignore it all as it should be.

(and maybe sabotage the way they dress that also works)

It's easy to ignore the obvious when the siren themselves believes it. It's for the better really until one faithful day that everything had been ruined.

Casper high went on a trip to Gotham in hopes that some students would become interested in getting a job at Wayne enterprises and getting to know the different fields better.

everything was going perfectly fine. They entered the building and were looking around until they met HER. Bruce Wayne's only daughter.

Cassandra

She took one good look at Danny and had to go into in her eyes that could only be described as scheming. Quickly going ahead to talk to Danny and managing to slip them away as they hung out. Even Tucker and Samantha seemed offended and confused that their friend got stolen out of nowhere.

And oh ancients... Paulina was the first to face reality again.

Right on Cassandra Wayne's insta were multiple photos of the siren wearing sleeveless turtlenecks , gloves , military pants and high boots with his overgrown hair all down and a star piercing on his left ear...

But that's not all through Foley's cameras they discovered she was dressing him up and giving him a whole new wardrobe. She gave him white pajamas. WHITE PAJAMAS.

Normally that wouldn't be an issue considering they don't live with the siren however jazz is visiting for summer offering some college/university advice since they were about to graduate and they couldn't refuse. By the time they got there Danny would still be asleep only for him to eventually come down the stairs with a bed head still have sleep.

But it doesn't end there she gives them all sorts of clothes like a loose shirt with an open back perfectly highlighting a star tattoo no one knows Danny got and when with some black pants and belt and his hair half up looking like the relaxed son of an aristocratic family.

It kept going and Casper high knew this woman was trying to murder them. There is no other explanation for it. As they suffered in silence eyes glued to the screen unable to look away faced with a boy with piercing crystal blue eyes tan skin and jet black hair that you could swear you could see the void. Filled with a regret knowing they have no chance. Even Samantha and Tucker looked at a loss for words gaping at their friend

Meanwhile at the other side of Gotham

Cass: ooooh! Has anyone ever told you you look good in white? Thats a 100% your color! Have you considered working at Wayne enterprises as a model :3

Danny: *awkwardly laughs* stop it Cass! I'm blushing stop flattering me so much I'm not THAT attractive in order for you to make it your life's mission to fix my wardrobe

Cass: what nonsense! You're totally attractive in fact you're my younger brothers is type! Don't speak so lowly of yourself besides all of Gotham and window shopper freezed looking at you as if trying to distinguish if you're real or not! If it weren't for the fact they were in a trance looking at you I'm certain that people would flirt with you left and right and modeling companies would be begging for you to work for them.

Danny: *turns red looking at the window at the plethora of people staring at him gaping and looking down immediately* well they are going to be disappointed can't afford all of this either way if anything we should-

Cass: I have Bruce's credit card. Everything's on me now come on I have so many shops I want to take you to!

[byjove]

I think I made this exact post before but every few months on social media someone will be like “OMGGGGGG I FOUND BONES BURIED IN MY CELLAR. I JUST CALLED THE COPS.” and the bones are so visibly (weathered) butchered cow bones or small animal bones. Not a single time is it a ‘they could be human…’ incident. Totally not the poster’s fault because I doubt the majority of people know human skeletal anatomy. Were people 120 years ago burying the remains of their barbecue rib dinner in the dirt floor of the cellar to freak people out in the future or something? No, but like, it seems like packing your walls and floors with trash was so common until like 30 years ago.

[byjove]

FOR REFERENCE:

cow femur:

human femur, various growth stages (from bone clones, no actual human remains in the photo):

[byjove]

HOLY FUCK YOU ARE NOT KIDDING

[heflapper]

.....I was talking about the OTHER subreddit... the one with the fuckin counter for it:

cause apparently there's two

[byjove]

If I had a nickel for every time someone on a bone collecting subreddit found human remains, I’d have like $20…

bone found suspiciously buried in your basement: not human

interesting bone you found in a creek while hiking: inexplicably 100% human

[n0-1-important]

You guys forgot one subreddit

[brucedefender4eva]

Nightwing has just been added to the Justice League, and somehow, he has already gained the trust and respect of the eldritch horror that is Batman.

Weird. Suspicious.

When Batman gets whammied by some alien with super mystical powers, and he goes down, they panic. Who wouldn’t?

But they pull themselves together, defeat the alien, safely transport Batman back to the Watchtower med bay, and call his emergency contact.

Who happened to be Nightwing.

Peculiar. Odd.

“How the fuck are they so close already?” Hal whispered to Barry, watching as the younger man anxiously sat beside Batman’s bed and worried his bottom lip. "It took him an entire year just for him to call me by my hero name without the mocking undertone."

Barry shrugged. “I have no clue. I mean, I know he’s close to Wally, and Wally is strangely close to Bats, so maybe that’s the connection?”

“Right… your nephew is a weird one.” Hal hummed, wincing when Barry punched him hard on the arm. “Sorry, I mean, he’s good at getting people to like him, even scary guys like Spooky. Nightwing seems the same.”

Superman hovers nearby, wringing his hands on his cape. “I’m sorry, Nightwing, I- I don’t even know how the spell slipped past me…”

Other heroes also milled around, worried for one of their founding members, just wanting to see him wake up before going about their other duties.

Nightwing shook his head, taking Batman’s hand into his own and playing with the tactical toe beans. “It was bound to happen. He’s a reckless idiot, there’s no way he’d allow one of the strongest hitters to go down before him.”

Nightwing’s breath hitches as Batman suddenly squeezes his hand back.

“He’s waking up!”

“Batman…?” Superman leaned over, staring down at his long-term best friend with concern clearly written on his face. “Can you hear us? Are you awake?”

Batman groaned, his hand once again squeezing Nightwing’s. Instead of answering Superman’s probing questions, his eyes glided over the other man to Nightwing, frowning slightly.

“Baby…” he muttered.

Everyone in the room froze. Hal and Barry’s mouths dropped open. No fucking way. Was this some sort of mass hallucination? No way the Batman just called someone baby.

“Uh, Batman-“ Superman tried warning, but was once again ignored by the injured man.

“Baby… my sweet baby… light of my life… my pumpy-umpy-umpkin…”

Superman snorted, quickly covering his mouth and looking away. “Oh my gosh, he’s going to kill everyone when he’s in his right mind.”

"Batman doesn't kill..." Hal whispered, still in shock.

"He might. This can't be real. Somebody pinch me." Barry reached down and pinched Hal's thigh, twisting it to make it really hurt.

"Ow! What the fuck, Barry?!"

"Shush, he's still speaking."

At this point, Batman had stubbornly propped himself up on a pillow and was gently cradling Nightwing's cheeks in his hands. Oh my gosh, Batman actually took off his gloves. And he had human hands...

"Ooo... darling... honey bun..." Batman sniffed, sounding scarily close to tears.

Nightwing, who looked a little scared at first, now looked flustered and exasperated. "Okay, um, Dad..." gasps throughout the room, Superman floating upside down, trying to stifle his laughter. Batman was a father. Batman was the father of Nightwing. This was unprecedented. "I'm fine, I swear. You can do your own check-up later. Dad, why don't I take you home, hmm?"

"Love bug... sugar cookie..." another sniffle. Batman had so many affectionate nicknames in his arsenal. He just didn't seem like the type to use them, but that was obviously wrong. Somehow, Nightwing understood what he wanted from just one word.

"Yes, I'll call everyone so you can see them. Hood included." Nightwing sighed, a soft blush on his face as he looked at the other heroes in the room. "Uh, I'm just gonna take him now. Don't say anything about this." He threatened, and at that moment, everyone understood that he was most definitely raised by Batman. Scary...

"Superman." Nightwing raised an eyebrow, and Superman immediately flew down to carry Batman.

"Uh." Superman coughed and smiled crookedly. "You're not gonna tell him about me laughing, right? Nightwing? Buddy?" Superman floated after the younger man, carefully holding a limp Batman.

"Hm." Nightwing didn't even look back as he walked out of the med bay.

[oonightmareoo]

Amity Parkers know that Danny Fenton is nothing to look at.

They've seen the dude eat shit so many times, they're legitimately surprised his chin isn't permanently bruised from how often it hits the ground after he trips. He's the son of the town crazies and there's even rumors that he's cursed or something, since there's been witness accounts of Fenton's eyes glowing green or disappearing in plain view. His entire time in middle and high school was spent being shoved into lockers, put into wedgies, eating the quarterback's underwear - Daniel "Danny" Fenton was not a prize and was honestly the bottom of the barrel for only the truly desperate.

So, explain to them why the fugly nerd managed to pull so hard once he left Amity?

Every other day, there was a new image or clip of Fenton interacting with a Wayne - the cream of the crop, the ideal of ideals, the ones someone could only dream of the chance of being in the same building as - and a headline detailing some new dramatic action the Wayne kid had taken to fight their siblings for Fenton's attention. If it wasn't a Wayne, it was some other famous person - even Superboy, the teen dreamboat, seemed to shoot his shot with Fenton.

Was there something that Amity Parkers were missing? Fenton didn't exactly look all that different from when he'd graduated high school. Why was the world suddenly treating Fenton like... like a diamond in the rough? It didn't make any sense!

Finally, they think in near unison, watching Fenton bite dust on live television, maybe the world will finally realize that they'd been irrationally attracted to a loser.

Instead, they watch as the world collectively is endeared by how clumsy Danny is and isn't that cute? A little flaw for what is otherwise a perfect person.

Amity Park is baffled.

[orbitalpython]

And then Amity Park and the entire world sees the demon that came out when Danny curb stomped Joker.

Joker didn't even have anything planned! He was just casually walking in disguise when the clumsy cute and sometimes clueless to the social cues ray of hope that is Danny Fenton, just ran from the most recent Wayne brawl and flew a flying kick to his head.

Several people tried to get him off of the 'innocent civilian'.

Yes, most Amity Parkers reveled in the thought that finally people would see his cute boy persona was a fake and see the disgusting thing that lied beneath. Except it never comes. What does come however is the reveal that he was attacking the Joker and he was getting PRAISED FOR IT???

Danny for his part was just spitting venom essentially. Cursing the Jokers name and that made everyone especially Jason fall for him even more. Most of what he was saying was just too fast for anyone to really catch mostly just some names which everyone figured it was the names of victims.

Amity Parkers are basically left to pull their hair out 'how can they find him cute?' They shout to skies.

The news interview with Danny was at best by Amity Parks standards an absolute shit show yet to the rest of the world he was akin to God appearing on the news 'What do you mean you smelled a clown? That doesn't even make any sense!' Amity Parkers by now were eating their hats or buying new hats to eat.

Amity Park is left feeling like everyone else lost their minds.

[alien-slushie]

Bruce: Where's Steph?

Tim: I have no idea. 3 hours ago she said something about watching some movies with some guy and I haven't heard from her since.

Bruce: Oh, well thats not good.

*Meanwhile*

Steph, singing: ~A king cry-baby with a tear in my eye!

Danny, singing: And if you mess with the king~

Both, still singing: You're gonna cry, baby, cry~ Baby cry, baby cry, baby cry- AHHHHHH

Batman: *crashing in through the window*

Steph: What the hell Br-Batman!

Danny: Dude! My window!

Batman: I got a call from a Mr. Timothy Drake-Wayne, saying he was worried about your well being.

Steph: Well as you can see, my being is perfectly well!

Batman, awkwardly clearing his throat: Yes I can see that, then I'll be- Were you guys watching Cry-Baby?

Steph: Yeah, we just started in.

Danny: If you pay to get my window fixed you can sit down and watch it with us.

Batman: . . .

Danny: We're watching Labyrinth after this.

Batman: . . .Deal.

[alien-slushie]

DpxDc thing

Because Vlad is a poop head, he pulls a Mother Gothel and finds a way to bind/lock Danny in a bedroom in Vlad's Mansion. He gets away by this by signing Danny up for online school, and promising Jack and Maddie he'll help Danny get back on track. So now Danny is in his Rapunzel arc.

Clockwork decides to actually be "helpful", well as helpful as he can be, and captures a member of the Justice League, who he then turns into a hamster and places them in Danny's room.

The Hamster can speak, but only other Justice League members can understand them, so when Danny finds them, Danny thinks they're just someone's escaped pet that found their way inside the Mansion. Danny, whos is obviously very lonely and desprate for comfort, latches onto the hamster, telling them anything and everything and since the hamster has nothing better to do until the Justice League follow their implanted tracker, they listen to what Danny has to say and becomes increasingly fond of the kid. They also, really hate Vlad, and they can't wait to arrest him when this is all over, they're no longer a hamster, and Danny isn't bound to the room.

[queennightingale]

The best feeling in life is leaving a movie with a very obvious Hint on what the next movie in the series will be; and being able to say “I fucking told you so”.

My and my partner and her siblings went to see FNAF 2, and 2 weeks before, me, my gf, and our friend had been out, discussing what the third movie would be about.

This happened months ago lmao

[papayafromtv]

like, 90% of the time when i see Tim Drake as Joker Junior stuff it includes Jason being like, either traumatised or really uncomfortable with the whole thing because of the Ethiopia incident, but i gotta say i think the opposite would be wayyyyy more entertaining.

Jason finds out Tim was turned into Joker Junior and was, in essence, Joker's adopted son for a while, and his first instinctual thought is 'alright well that kid has to be mine now.'

like, i don't think a lot of us take into account regarding the Joker that Jason isn't always just... terrified of everything Joker-centric. he straight up stole the Red Hood mantle from the guy. he loves jokerized seasoning on his fries. when he first came back to Gotham to kill the Joker he just kinda nabbed him and threw him in a closet all tied up for a while so he could go antagonise Bruce. like, Jason doesn't give a fuck. it's not always fear that fuels his rage against the Joker, it's fuckin' spite.

with that in mind, i think it would be funnier if Jason found out that Joker tried to make Tim into his son and instantly responded with 'ok well fuck the Joker, Tim is now MY son.' and Bruce just has to watch forlorn from the batcomputer as his kid is stolen by his other kid like. at least they aren't fighting this time?

i think Tim was supremely worried about Jason's reaction to Joker Junior stuff, too. like. he fully thought he'd spark a panic attack or get himself killed once Jason found out. instead he accidentally lets out a Joker-laugh one time and Jason's just like fuck yeah kid let it out.

Tim: ...does it not freak you out, or like, remind you of him? Jason: buddy are you joking? i'm wearing one of his old costumes. i have stolen his child. that man is a narcissist who loves attention, the worst revenge we can do to him is to just take all his gimmicks and leave him a nobody. steal his fucking laugh, Timmers, we gotta take that asshole for all he's worth. Tim: ...huh. you know i never thought of it that way. Jason: yeah. me and Harley are thinking of starting up a FWB situation just to really ruin his day. Bruce, yelling from three rooms away: *completely resigned* please do not do that, Jason, ignoring him: -it will also piss off Bruce, which is two birds one stone. Bruce: Jason please i went to school with her. Jason: if we start a family group chat i'll add you, don't worry. Tim: Tim: your way of dealing with trauma is weird.

[robs-your-robins]

Mom. It's a three letter word, a painful word for most of the Bats but they reclaim it and use it where it can serve the most purpose. Annoying and comforting Bruce.

"Mom," and it's Dick rolling his eyes at Bruce who tells him to put a sweater over his going out outfit because it's cold.

"MOM," and it's Tim wailing because somebody used his towel and left it on the floor.

"Mom," and it's Steph, with her hand out for the chocolates that he keeps in the utility belt.

"Mooooooom?" and it's Duke, because sonething fucking weird is going on and he's wants away from it or answers.

"Mom," and it's Damian being serious as he can be with all his 4ft 6" and he can do whatever it is himself.

"Mom," and it's when Cass thinks Bruce is thinking too hard and he's getting those frown lines.

"Mom," and it's Jason who tries to say it with disgust or flippancy and can't manage quite it.

"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom," and it's all his little birds, pulling at his cape, his sleeve, crawling all over him, letting him get so peace.

[syn4k]

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[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[absolutedream-art]

PART 1 (You're here)

PART 2

PART 3

While trying to survive another adventure, Jax and Pomni get a bit closer in an unexpected way, and Pomni discovers Jax has an issue with compliments for some reason.

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[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[bjurnberg]

dpxdc - deadtired prompt

I’ve been imagining this story prompt for a week now and am finally writing it down

Danny and Tim are in the same class (college or high school idc) and Tim has a raging fever from some infection he got tumbling around Gotham rooftops and alleys. It’s a filthy city, infections are gonna happen (does he have a spleen? dealers choice).

Danny, Tim, and another classmate are put on a team project for the duration of the class, and the other notices Tim is flushed and sweaty and calls him out for it like “Hey dude I think you’re super sick you should go to the nurse” and puts a hand against Tim’s forehead to test for fever. Tim’s too exhausted to protest. He’s legit almost passing out but good at hiding it.

“Wow he’s really burning up. Danny, feel this.”

“Nah I can never tell,” Danny says. “I run cold so checking temp isn’t something I’m good at.”

“Well maybe that’ll help him wake up a little,” and the other classmate grabs Danny’s hand and puts it against Tim’s cheek.

Tim sighs and presses his face into Danny’s hand like a cat. Danny blushes. Other Classmate laughs and shoves Danny closer to Tim, who absolutely buries his face against Danny’s neck and drags him into a vice-grip-hug.

Danny is sputtering and blushing tomato red.

The teacher finally notices and walks over. Whole class is watching, laughing, whispering. Other Classmate explains to teacher that Tim is super feverish and teacher tells Danny to take Tim to the nurse.

Danny tries to move away but Tim holds on tighter and Danny eventually just sighs and lifts Tim into a princess carry (making more classmates giggle or whistle) before walking out of the room to go find the nurse’s office on campus.

Story extras -

Tim is given some basic meds and the nurse calls his emergency contact to pick him up with orders to visit their family doctor. (Bruce or Dick or anyone else, whichever fits your timeline.)

Tim becomes lucid enough to ask Danny why he’s so cold (he hasn’t let go yet) and Danny says, “Well not every meta can fly or throw laser beams. Some of us are just chilly. And it comes with the perk of not needing a winter jacket.” — in this story Danny isn’t shy about being meta, it’s a good cover to deflect any ghostliness, and being naturally cold is an easy answer alongside being something that’s obvious to anyone who touches him by accident. He plays it off nonchalantly. Maybe he goes on a rant about metahuman rights and how just because some people got a funky gene it doesn’t always result in superheroes and villains, some people are just accountants who hiccup bubbles.

Tim is severely touch starved and enjoys holding Danny for that reason. No other. Nope. That’s all, just the touch starvation. It’s really nice to have a prolonged hug and be held by a really cute cold boy.

Danny tries to pass Tim off to whoever comes to pick him up. It’s embarrassing trying to pry Tim off him and Danny can’t seem to make the blushing go away. “I’m so sorry. Wow this is so awkward. No this has never happened to me before and I’ve never talked to Tim before today we’re only in a couple classes together no we aren’t secretly dating why would you think that?! No he didn’t ’fall asleep in my arms’ he literally passed out from fever please get him to the hospital asap he needs an iv for fluids and meds!!”

Danny eventually gets back to class, which is nearly over. Other Classmate joined a different group and the teacher gives Danny a printout of the assignment that he can complete with Tim within the week. Great… now Danny has to see the cute clingy boy again. He can’t let Jazz know about today or she’ll read way too much into this.

[alien-slushie]

DpxDc [very rough] Idea

Danny works at WE, and its a very well known, open secret to all his coworkers that Danny has Hanahaki Disease, its not exactly easy to hide hacking up floral arrangements after all. The people at WE are stumped on how someone could not love Danny in any compasity, hes such a nice, helpful guy, maybe a bit sassy and pessimistic, sure, but hes a great lad and its truely baffling, and they all wish they knew how to help him.

Danny's condition particularly interests Bruce, and Tim. Mostly, its because they're good people who don't want others to suffer, especially their employees who they think so highly of, but they've also wanted to look further into the disease to hopefully find other cures besides invasive surgery. So, they approach him and ask if Danny would be will to become one of the people on the product, even as just a patient.

Danny doesn't have Hanahaki because of romantic love though, its actually much worse. Danny's Hanahaki stems from his parents, and their hatred of Phantom, their hatred of him. He only hasn't died from the disease because to the ectoplasm in his body eroding, and destroying some of the flowers and branches, keeping the some of the flowers at bay.

Bonus Idea:

-There is one more way of getting rid of Hanahaki disease besides the surgery. If someone can get the brand of love thats unrequited from a different source[Parental love from another Dad like person for example], there is a chance the disease could start receding.

-Rather this is a "Bad Reveal" situation where Jack and Maddie know Danny=Phantom, or Rather they have no idea Phantom=Danny so Danny still hears them complain about Phantom which makes his condition worse, is up to you.

[alien-slushie]

Damian: *Picking up Mar'i from school for Dick and Kori*

Mar'i: Uncle Damian! *runs up to him, her teacher, Danny, trailing behind with her backpack* Please get married! I want to be a flower girl too!

Damian: I beg your pardon?

Danny: *clears his throat and hand's Damian her bag* It was show and tell, and one of Mar'i's classmates showed off her flower girl crown from her aunts wedding last weekend.

Mar'i: Yup! The crown was sssoooooo pretty!

Damian: I see, however I am unsure who you think I would marry.

Mar'i: Eh uhhhh um *looks around frantically before pointing at Danny* Mr. Danny! Yeah! You can marry him!

Damian: Pardon?

Danny: Excuse me?*squeaks and face goes red*

Mar'i: Yeah! Uncle Damian loves animals, and helping people! And Mr. Danny loves animal and helping people! That's a-a um com-on inch-int-imper eh

Danny: In-ter-est

Mar'i: Yeah! Commons Interest! Daddy said thats good for people who get married!

Damian: That is not how relationships work.

Mar'i: You don't like Mr. Danny? *eyes start to water* But hes nice, and he helps me with my maths and he likes the stars and he has a puppy...

Damian: *panicking* I do not dislike him- but- relationships are difficult to-how do I say-

Danny: Mar'i, *Mar'i turns to look at him* When two people get married, it means they're going to be together for a very long time. You need to be very close with that person, and love them a lot. Your Uncle Damian and I don't know eachother that well, so we can't get married, do you understand?

Mar'i: So its like how I gave Lucy a friendship bracelet but not Conner because I'm not good friends with Conner yet?

Danny: Exactly!

Mar'i: Okay, I understand. Mr. Danny if you do ever get married, can I be your flower girl?

Danny: Sure! But that probably won't happen any time soon though.

Mar'i: That's okay! I'm patient!

Damian: *clearing his throat* I appreciate the assistance in explaining the complexities of marriage to Mar'i. I am afraid such situations are *grimaces* not one of my strong suits.

Danny: Don't worry about it! You'd be surprised how many children try to set me up with their family members. It happens to me a lot for some reason, which is weird because my coworkers don't have this problem?

Mar'i: *looking between Damian and Danny with a mischievous little smile*