Welcome to my world! Wipe your feet.

I love you, I really do.

[avvviso]

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[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[louisawithlove]

I love the fact that the ads on tumblr always load first and flawlessly, but the only thing I want to see is the picture of a goddamn cat and it won't load.

[louisawithlove]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[ishkia]

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

[moranion]

i mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty. 

[call-me-when-you-are-high]

[uglyrad]

no one cared who i was until i put on the mask

[strangeparker]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Brother of the year. (via sugarsiah)

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemaps by Myles Donovan

[dekkmod-deactivated20200306]

[crowfootinmouth]

satin is a treadmill for snakes

[owlmylove]

please watch this

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

They’re probably so angry

[chasekip]

[owners-lil-kitten-deactivated20]

When you want owner’s attention.

[retrogamingblog]

For the Ditto Cards in the Delta Species , clay modeler Yuka Morii was hired to create these clay figures of Ditto transformed into other Pokemon

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[saddest-cat-hours]

[cucumber]

me taking a selfie

[nippled]

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend