Hey, don’t sell yourself so short. I’m sure that it takes actual skill to burn water like you do. A top secret ninja? Now Lou, that would require you to actually be all super quiet and shit, which I don’t you’d be able to do. Maybe pick another long life dream?
Well, not going to lie -- I can make a mean Pot Noodle should the occasion rise. What you're missing out on there is that you're falling right into my trap, it's the perfect setup. No-one would ever suspect me simply for the fact that the job requires some form of inner peace.




















