Man who won't die for something is not fit to live

L.A.Rowle, Branded by the Mark, Former Slytherin, Forever 21 Buried at the home of my executioner Uni AU info

[brrtie]

Oh, good! You’re awake.

[louisrowle]

What the—? Get off me you faggot.

[danielletouchingpeakes-blog]

Let’s find out if I’m delusional then.

[louisrowle]

[danielletouchingpeakes-blog]

Did I sound uncertain enough for you to say think?

[louisrowle]

You have to be delusional if you think you can beat me.

[carolinefawcett]

It’s a common area. Therefore common courtesy should be followed. 

[louisrowle]

There are people who are paid to clean up these places. Eventually they should do their job.

[mousehopkirk-deactivated2015112]

Sophmore. How old are you, anyway?

[louisrowle]

23.

[louisrowle]

My money pays for poor people’s education

[testeraccount123]

I can get behind that. 

[louisrowle]

What's your poison?

[louisrowle]

My money pays for poor people’s education

[thevirtueofprudence-deactivated]

No one’s complaining, though you could be a peach and share.

[louisrowle]

All you have to do is ask.

[louisrowle]

My money pays for poor people’s education

[testeraccount123]

You should cut out the middle man and just hand me a check then. 

[louisrowle]

How about we start with a drink?

[mousehopkirk-deactivated2015112]

Um– right.

[louisrowle]

Perhaps that’s age talking. Are you a freshman?

[carolinefawcett]

There’ll be ants in one day, not one week. It’s horrible in here. 

[louisrowle]

So go somewhere else until the problem is solved.

[brrtie]

I have a question. 

Keep reading

[louisrowle]

[louisrowle]

My money pays for poor people’s education

I’ll smoke in here if I want to smoke in here

[carolinefawcett]

It’s an absolute mess in here. Does anyone know how to pick up after themselves?

[louisrowle]

There was a bit of a party last night. I wouldn’t expect it to be cleaned for another week or so.

[mousehopkirk-deactivated2015112]

I think it’s just a cigarette.

[louisrowle]

It is. This place is getting more boring.

[danielletouchingpeakes-blog]

We could argue about it, but I bet you won’t win.

[louisrowle]

Do you really think so?

[louisrowle]

AU Info

Louis is 23 like he should have been in RP time if he was still alive. He paid his way into an Ivy League school but then got kicked out towards the beginning of his sophomore year because his grades really didn’t make up for the fact that he was an absolute dick, so then the next year he started at the University of Hogwarts and now he’s a senior. His major is Classics. There’s rumours that he’s had a charge for minor assault in the past as well as there being this whole investigation into an accusation of rape (which he was guilty of but he paid lots of money and talked a good talk and basically he’s a dick and he told everyone she wanted it why am I doing this to myself omfg). There’s other rumours that his dad might be in the mafia because he has a lot of money but people seem to go missing around him.

[14:51:22] Steph: revision is so boring and i have this lil voice in the back of my mind going hey you could play on louis for the first time in over a year now [14:58:58] Louise: Oh my god [14:59:01] Louise: Maybe [14:59:06] Louise: You can like [14:59:12] Louise: Do a reward thing?? [14:59:22] Louise: Revise for three hours, play for one? [15:01:03] Steph: i mean it's less than 3 hours now untillll no wait. i've done some, i can revise another 2 hours, then play for the hour before church and then after church i wasn't gonna revise more anyway i just gotta not let myself stay up too late

[louisrowle]

Bold what you’ve done:

Gotten a tattoo ; Had multiple piercings ; Had singular piercings ; Had your nails done ; Dyed your hair ; Cut your own hair ; Been in a jail cell ; Had a family member go to jail ; Been high ; Taken hard drugs ; Gotten sick from drinking too much ; Smoked an entire cigarette ; Smoked a cigar ; Sold drugs ; Driven a car ; Owned a car ; Splinched yourself ; Taken the Knight Bus ; Gotten lost ; Been to a country outside of the UK ; Spent more than 3 Galleons on a single meal ; Eaten a magical creature ; Drank Liquid Luck ; Given someone a love potion ; Taken a love potion ; Had an allergic reaction ; Been admitted to St. Mungo’s ; Worn glasses ; Cast a patronus ; Used non-verbal spells (outside of school) ; Had more than one wand ; Had your own wand (not a hand-me-down) ; Gotten a T on an OWL or NEWT ; Saw a merperson ; Incorrectly answered the riddle to the Ravenclaw common room ; Forgot the password to the Gryffindor common room ; Been doused in vinegar for tapping the wrong barrels to the Hufflepuff common room, Forgot the password to the Slytherin common room ; Had sex in a broom closet ; Had sex in public ; Kissed a complete stranger ; Had a threesome ; Cried in public ; Broken up with someone ; Been broken up with ; Been in love ; Tried to face the Whomping Willow ; Listened to muggle music ; Read a muggle book ; Succeeded in baking a cake ; Seen your family in the last month ; Been an aunt/uncle ; Called someone a “Mudblood” ; Been in a duel ; Been in a fist fight ; Thrown a party ; Used magic for nefarious purposes ; Seen a Thestral ; Entered the Forbidden Forest ; Played Quidditch ; Predicted the future ; Worn socks with sandals ; Flashed someone ; Attended a concert ; Splinched someone else during side-along apparition ; Gambled at Silk and Gold’s ; Won a game of Wizard’s Chess ; Melted a cauldron ; Had a spell backfire ; Attended a funeral (his own) ; Had an STD ; Been pregnant ; Gotten someone pregnant ; Had an abortion ; Used a condom ; Lived alone ; Performed or exhibited a piece of art for an audience (music, drawing, dancing, etc) ; Learned to play an instrument ; Entered the Ministry of Magic ; Been diagnosed with a mental disorder ; Danced in the rain ; Kissed someone in the rain ; Had a snowball fight ; Invented a spell ; Had a near-death experience ; Said Voldemort’s name ; Stayed awake for 48 hours ; Gone to work hungover ; Gone to class hungover ; Been in a wedding ; Been a godparent ; Bought a cursed object ; Used an Unforgivable ; Had an Unforgivable used on you ; Held a Ministry position ; Woke up in a stranger’s bed ; Woke up outside ; Had detention ; Skived a class ; Skived off work ; Lived outside of the UK for at least a year ; Been jealous of a close friend ; Drank before you were of age ; Stolen something ; Been obliviated ; Told a muggle about the Wizarding world (excluding family)