Spillage of Milk

Who's the captain of this sinking ship? Me? Shit.

[everythingfox]

Rating flower hats

(via)

[israelgorex100pre]

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY

[iheartmoonlight-deactivated2020]

mario kart irl

[a-single-bloom]

The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end

[rasebas]

Chaotic good rogue

[notlostonanadventure]

What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this

[red-mercer]

I can not copy this technique but I can and will admire it

[guerrillatech]

[anarchistmemedistro]

etc

[funnypeopletwitter]

This sounds like the theme song to a sitcom in the 90s-00s. Super cute #bestoftiktok

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

[your-disobedient-servant]

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/

[your-disobedient-servant]

Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer

[rbgif]

[spartanlocke]

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[klubbhead]

[catchymemes]

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[formerlymaustown]

[actualmermaid]

Do you read :D as an open-mouthed smile or a smile with teeth?

[thepioden]

[lizardtater-deactivated20240414]

Chance would’ve inspired some dope Renaissance paintings 👼🏼

[serin-drive]

ok I may have gotten a little carried away with this

[everythingfox]

Purrcussion

(via)

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[headspace-hotel]

she DEMAND to be Percussed

[lemonsharks]

She’s clearly into it

[simonalkenmayer]

Cats are insane.

[teashoesandhair]

She MUST be PERCUSSED

[everythingfox]

Kitty realizes she has more than one paw

(via)

[evelynparkerismywife]

I did it. I made one.

[xphantasmagoria]

Just imagine V treating Johnny like he’s Siri or Alexa, always asking him random questions he has absolutely no knowledge of.

V: “Johnny, what’s the weather like in the Badlands?”

Johnny: “Go fuck yourself, V.”