♡ always in my heart ♡

i'm so whipped for louis oh god (◡‿◡✿)

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[mosoli]

[lazyjord]

[hotelhalsey]

[facebookstaff-blog]

Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

[fuckoffedna-deactivated20160116]

Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.

[facebookstaff-blog]

What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..

[darthtnt]

Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers

[pyxell-deactivated20150620]

yeah i never got this.

sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.

[romanticwound]

“i don’t drink girly drinks” = “i shun alcoholic beverages that actually taste good and would prefer to suffer in the name of masculinity”

[chloeniccole]

a can of wheat tea

[tesahrey]

[westcoastharry]

if larry isnt real who tf is if i could fly about

[gorch-fork]

[zouisalmightie]

me: *is still a larrie* also me: *will protect freddie reign until the end of time*

[theboyfriendstagram]

Me: *sees pictures of Louis and his newborn son Freddie*

Me: Yaaas

Me: *still a larrie*

[th3chariot]

When you say you can still be a larrie and believe this kid is his, what do you exactly mean? Do you think HL are genuinely together and Louis cheated? Do you think they were together but are not anymore? Do you just ship them like any other ship that isn't actually real? I am just trying to understand your point of view, no hate!

I’m a larrie because I still want harryandlouis to be the endgame. Because I’m still rooting for them because I absolutely love their chemistry. Because I love watching them be flirty with each other but also be absolutely sarcastic shits with each other. Because when they look at each other it feels like the world stops spinning. Because when louis touches harry, he touches him as if he’s made of something delicate. Because there was a time when Louis didn’t like tattoos but ended up getting nautical theme tattoos with Harry. Because Louis wrote fucking Home and he has a compass pointing home. Because ALWAYS IN MY HEART SINCERELY LOUIS. Because they got the ship and compass 24 hours apart in the midst’s of the most annoying ass stunt ever.  Because chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash. Because they looked at each other in the barbara walters interview with so much sweetness and love when they were asked about wanting to get married and have children even as young as they are. Because Louis looked at harry when he said he has settled down.

I can’t really explain but basically my heart believes in them. My heart is all for h/l but my brain says to be logical. I need to stay open minded through this situation and I can’t expect everyone to understand where I’m coming from. But please, respect my decision.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

I don't listen to country music because I'm not aroused by tractors

[notwithhastex-deactivated201505]

This is fucking stupid lmao

[druidcity-blog]

looks like we got a tractor fucker here

[macleod]

[emeraldnightmare]

thats exactly what someone who fucks tractors would say

[jesuisunefemmejesuisperdue]

[freddiesmyqueen]

Well this is awkward. 

[ruinedchildhood]

When your mom forgets to ask for her change back

[bananastagram]

are you seeing where i’m going with this pattern?

[mytinysunlouis]

is this the same child??

[habelm-deactivated20180624]

how we gon know

all babies look like fuckin knees

[th3chariot]

No, the ears are different and Freddie has a bald spot on his head and the baby on the right doesn’t.