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Harry: i'm telling you, Malfoy, you must have messed it up.
Draco: impossible! even Granger couldn't reach my level accuracy with potions!
Harry: *shrugs and looks around the classroom* well, everyone else got their love potions to work, and i don't feel any different. you must be off your game.
Snape: *overhears*
Snape: *sighs and pinches the top of his nose*
What’s tiring is that they’re literally trying to make us look crazy. Listen, I don’t believe this pregnancy and birth was sketchy as hell because I believe that Larry is real, I believe that is sketchy because IT IS. Because this whole stunt is a sequence of stunts that are not cohesive or smart or well planned or well executed. There is not a single thing that has made sense since July 14th, and the fact that they are trying to convince me that none of this is strange and that I’m delusional or “crazy” bothers to no fucking end. I am a lot of things, but I’m not stupid. Add that they’re exploiting a real baby into the mix.
WHY
WHY did this ‘shy’ girl smile and pose for paps in May?
WHY did the mother of this baby & her family have to be so fame hungry it rivaled the Kardashians?
WHY did no one congratulate him that was close to him?
WHY did his band mates never address it?
WHY did his own mother never gush about his upcoming baby? Or even mention it?
WHY did his bandmates always look uncomfortable when they subject was brought up?
WHY was he buzzing when asked about this baby when it looked like he wanted to jump off a cliff?
WHY was he not excited in the entire nine months this has been going on?
WHY did someone who loves children not even act excited that he was going to be a father? Not once?
WHY was the subject blacklisted?
WHY did he look like he was at death’s door whenever the topic came up, intentionally or not?
WHY did her bump constantly change?
WHY were no pictures of her ever shown with her full face during the pregnancy?
WHY were headless pictures constantly posted?
WHY did the photos they posted were always stolen from somewhere else?
WHY were they never photographed together after May?
WHY did he never do anything baby related with her?
WHY was he not active in the pregnancy?
WHY did he throw a baby doll on stage and kept chanting ‘it’s not real’?
WHY was she papped several times when she isn’t even famous?
WHY was she flown to London for some OTRA shows when there were plenty of shows in the summer she could have gone to?
WHY did she not have any pregnancy bump at Christmas, a month before she gave birth?
WHY was her sex tape swept under the rug when it’s very obvious it was her?
WHY did he go to a Sunglass Hut the day after this birth?
WHY was going sunglasses shopping a primal need after becoming a father?
WHY did he wear a hospital bracelet with handwriting when all hospital bracelets are typed & barcoded?
WHY did the 1D Twitter tweet exactly two minutes after his confirmation tweet?
WHY did none of his bandmates, family, or close friends congratulate him?
WHY was this baby’s name allowed to be ridiculed with the numerous name rumors?
WHY did other people close to him congratulate other people on their babies, but not his?
WHY did they need to go to a doctor’s office TWICE in the same week when most newborn checkups are two weeks later?
WHY did he need to bring his personal assistant to a doctor’s appointment?
WHY did he carry the baby carrier like a shopping cart and so nonchalantly like it didn’t weight anything with one hand?
WHY did the mother of the baby carry a baby carrier that is with a baby supposedly inside with just three fingers and holding a phone at the same time?
WHY was there a blanket covering this baby, which could make it suffocate with not enough air?
WHY was the mother of this baby completely dressed in heels, with her makeup and hair done?
WHY was the mother of this baby in tight pants or jeans, which would be extremely uncomfortable after delivering a baby?
WHY is the mother of this baby not showing any postpartum weight?
WHY is the mother of this baby the same weight after birth as she was five months prior?
WHY did the mother of the baby not look absolutely exhausted like most new moms?
WHY was the mother of the baby strutting in pictures from the paparazzi?
WHY was the mother of this baby in a dress when she would be having extremely heavy bleeding?
WHY did they have two charter cars?
WHY were at least two of these pap walks done the same day?
WHY did they need to get papped multiple times at a place that is a private property?
WHY was there no diaper or baby bag in sight?
WHY did he look upset or angry every time he was papped with this baby carrier?
WHY is he so buzzing in all of these pap walks that he has a permanent frown?
WHY is the only picture of him recently where he looks happy is when he is alone?
WHY was this baby brought out in public so many times, when it should be kept away from the outside for two weeks?
WHY does he not look happy in his photo reveal?
WHY didn’t they post the picture from the delivery room immediately instead of 6 days later?
WHY did update accounts alert people that the baby was being born?
WHY did the mother’s grandmother announce that it was a boy through comments on Instagram?
WHY was the History music video released in the middle of this?
WHY was the mother’s family calling him a deadbeat dad last week but now he’s a wonderful father?
WHY was there 3 pap walks in ONE day?
WHY did it take so long for the baby name to come out?
WHY don’t we know the weight and time of birth like most babies from celeb birth announcements?
WHY is the official rep always fucking asleep?
WHY doesn’t anything add up?
I’m going to add a quote from Judge Judy:
“If it doesn’t make sense, it’s not true”
If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
1d: all i ever wanted was the truth
me: lmao the audacity????????
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Hey! I was wondering if you could help me find a fic? If I remember correctly, Draco speaks French and says all of these cheeky things to Harry, assuming that he doesn't understand, but later, he finds out that Harry also speaks French and has understood the entire time? Thanks very much. xx
Hey @bottompotter, pretty sure that’s the parce-que series by curioslyfic:
Parce-que by curiouslyfic - 1.8k, PG-13 - Harry blames the salad. Everyone else blames Harry. Featuring bad salad, oblivious!Harry, and appalling French.
parce-que potter by curiouslyfic - M, 7k - Draco blames it on Harry. Everyone else blames it on Draco.
Hope that helps! They’re great stories, enjoy!
remember when he use to do this
#[gun shots] #[children crying]
Friendly reminder that when the Wanted once talked shit about Harry’s voice, Louis humiliated them over twitter and fundamentally ended their career.
Freddie, a child, has been the victim of international mockery for the last SIX MONTHS and people suddenly say Louis’ just gotten very good at ‘biting his tongue’.
We're Larries
It’s okay, you’re okay.
We’re literally made of Parma ham, glances, touches that never were, smiley stickers, we have the blood of Sherlock Holmes pumping through our veins, tattoo ink, secret dates, hickeys, fond smiles, gay Rainbow bear fluff, serenades, he saw it in his eyes…
As long as Harry is in Louis’ heart, I will be a Larrie. Always.
The reason you started being a Larrie is still here, in fact it’s probably more present now than ever.
We are Strong, Happily. We are Fireproof. If we could fly we would be flying straight Home. Since they were 18, They don’t know about them. But they will.
Remember, everything will be okay in the end and if it’s not okay yet it is because it’s not yet the end.
I just started crying
I really needed to read this, thank you 💚💙
I’m in tears
i m still here…..
I’m not susprised. This shit needs to stop.