Don't Tell My Parents This Exists

Post Limit [ ] So, I don't really understand Tumblr, but I know that I can get lost in it very very very quickly. Have any questions? Ask away! I am in the Supernatural, Sherlock, Merlin, and Hannibal fandoms. In fact, I reblog those as much as I can. But I reblog all kinds of things that spark my interest. I am partially in the Harry Potter and Doctor Who fandoms. If you follow me: expect everything. This isn't even a bio. What IS this? I'm generally polite, but I'm basically just a giant asshole. Let's be friends, eh?

[toastbutteregg]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

god forgive me for this... motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[zzazu]

I think about this tiktok every day.

[mommy4sissyslut]

this was absolutely a life changing and spiritual experience for me

[jame7t]

it’s fun to stay at the Y

[monster-fucker]

M

[jame7t]

M

[yahenni]

M

[nyxwoven]

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

[capt-mal-reynolds]

C

[edgarallanpoultry]

YOUNG MAN

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

[hotvampireadjacent]

FRANKIE MUNIZ??

[cheeseburgers]

[soperasinger]

[nocthawke]

an important update

[s-02]

Y'all…

[queenstravelingdarling]

This is the content I have been waiting for all 2019!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[acreaturecalledgreed]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[quidditygenesis]

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

[truth-is-bitter-blog]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

[alejandr-oh]

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[sanerontheinside]

……… fuck.

[bubblesthemonsterartist]

I’ll just leave this here...

And then, 40 chapters later…

*lays down*

*never gets up*

[natsuhakshiii-blog]

MAH HEART MAH SOUL

[oyasumihaise]

Say, what are you going to do now?

[memewhore]