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@love-nerdy-talk
Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.
Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.
vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car
the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree
Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose
The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.
1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.
op are you ok
im a hamster now
*GASP* !!!!!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN VIDEO OF THEM IN THEIR LEAF BEFORE!!!!!!!!!
@megatraven
ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.
https://xkcd.com/150/
I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me
Spousul unit and I bought a house in the beginning of the year and have turned the formal dining room into a game room affectionately nicknamed “the tavern” that is most filled with old timey style video game ladies portraits.
It’s where we play DnD
How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.
tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.
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REBLOG TO SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!
SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE SHIT
self-defense is important.
Is this relevant to my blog? No. but currently there are 13K of you following me and this could help some of you.
I didn’t even hesitate to reblog. You need to study this. Save yourself from this awful world and the people in it.
Boost.
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.
zuko having his 18th “oh that wasn’t a normal thing that was, like, trauma” realization of the week courtesy of Team Avatar:
on this topic:
zuko: don’t get me wrong, I really like you guys, but y’all are so fucking weird. i mean, you like … like each other and willingly share your emotions with each other and stuff, and you apologize to each other? what’s that all about?
sokka: yeah that’s because we’re friends. that’s what friends do. that’s like the definition of friendship.
zuko:
HUMAN BODY EMBARRASS, NOT A SNEK!
If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.
thats creepy
This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN
No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.
GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃
Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days. Let’s see what happens this time.
Abuse begins with insecurity
My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS
TRUTH!!!
Absolutely this. Or, at the very least, have an Uber, Lyft, or someone you can depend on to pick you up and take you far away at a moment’s notice.
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i have no idea why you guys love this so much but it makes my heart feel fuzzy, tysm
If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer
When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)
One thing I really like about being a millenial is that everyone just kinda like, Knows their Hogwarts house. Casually. Even people who were never that into Harry Potter.
If you reblog this, you are contractually obligated to put your house in the tags
IM SORRY BUT I NEED CONTEXT FOR THIS LOLOL
Context! Haruhi decides that in order to be a good lawyer someday (and also good enough for Tamaki), she needs more life experience and gets crazy hyped about the club activities. She suggests they all dress up as characters in the Momotaro story, and assigns Tamaki as the turtle. I know she has her reasoning for each assignment but I can’t currently remember off the top of my head. Hope that helps!
Thank you for the context! ^^^ @sillyotakukitty
also shoutout to @kimchi-oppa for messaging me and sending me a link to the part of the manga with the tamaki turtle!
https://www.mangareader.net/ouran-high-school-host-club/59/17
“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“
Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.
Holy shit
Why is conservative logic pretty much “you can live on a minimum wage if you cut out LIVING”??
