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I hate these things. Just look at the page, you'll figure it out.

[sandandglass]

[freakinmilkonthatshizz]

llamas gone wild

[beachdeath]

did you miss the part where beto o’rourke, in the middle of hurricane harvey, called up a woman he’d met at a shelter to asked if she and her family needed anything, and she said, “well i’m fine but my sister-in-law has six kids and a tree fell on their house and destroyed the roof and thankfully no one was hurt but now they’re staying with a family friend and they’re rapidly running out of supplies which is such a shame because it’s her birthday” and beto o’rourke proceeded to drive to the sister-in-law’s house with a truckload of supplies and a birthday cake & he and his campaign staff sang happy birthday to her. that’s like the david sheldrick wildlife trust elephant adoption of public service.

[dancinbutterfly]

But Texas goddamn elected Ted ZODIAC KILLER Cruz OVER THIS FUCKING GOOD BOY. Because i guess my Americans hate sweetness and kindness and generosity and honesty so so much they couldnt stand it?????

[princess-nell]

Nope, because we have a profoundly flawed electoral system that isn’t truly democratic. And because Americans tend to look at election results and fail to analyze what is truly happening — and give up. Beto broke my heart, but he’s started a profound change in Texas. The Democratic Party was barely even trying in Texas before. We have an enormous, outdated, unwieldy electoral system that suppresses the vote nationwide. We need to show the fuck up for more than one midterm election before things change.

[systlin]

Beto was fighting uphill, against the wind, with the sun in his eyes the whole while. 

And he still almost did it. 

The fact that the race was close…in TEXAS…is absolutely astounding. 

You’re absolutely correct. Beto sparked something, and I anticipate that something causing an absolutely remarkable shift. 

If he runs again, next time around…and I think he should…I can see him winning. 

[bisexuanal]

You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.

It also ignores the mental toll that poverty takes like maybe your home made veggie filled recipe isn’t crazy expensive but it also involves prep time and cooking time and organization in terms of fresh food that a lotta poor people can’t manage.

Not to mention if you can only afford to get to the store once every couple weeks via bus or cab then you can’t keep fresh veg on deck.

But ya know.. poor people are just dumb and lazy.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

You’re healing every time you

get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.

don’t think about people who left.

clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.

smile at yourself and random people.

do something kind and out of the blue to make someone happy.

work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.

calm yourself down when you’re thoughts race.

remember to drink water.

don’t dwell on things you can’t control.

do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.

tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.

[afairfight]

Hasan Minhaj feat. “Okay, but Tan, I’ll look like _____” +

[whitepeopletwitter]

“Socialized medicine”

[yall-mothafuckas-need-misha]

Do people not understand that this argument is basically saying “I’m completely okay with poor people dying of very preventable diseases if it means I don’t have to wait to see the doctor” ??

[digitised-celluloid]

Kedi. Dir. Ceyda Torun. 2016.

[bigxanniee]

I would die for this cat

[beachdeath]

[emtmercy]

ICONIC

[sarahviahhday]

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

[cluegrrl]

Yeah.

[drunkwario-deactivated20210407]

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

[airspaniel]

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

[sixyearsofcollegedownthedrain]

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

[girlbossjodiarias]

My #brand

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Telegrams were pricey too. They paid a lot to say fuck you as soon as possible

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

Pretty much the day I met her.

[metadefumaca]

[narcissusroad]

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

[dealanexmachina]

Bonus:

[captainlordauditor]

[thechronicleofshe]

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

[afronerdism]

You are a genius and I’m using this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[allthingshyper]

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

[hushpupper-deactivated20240118]

anyone remember that american idol bonus scene on the shrek 2 dvd

[aunclesquishy]

it wasnt just a scene, it was a whole game, and one of the endings u could get was simon cowell making himself the winner

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[dadcrone]

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

[goddamngeckogirl]

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

[littlekiwi37-archive]

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

[agarotado27dejunho]

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

[kryptonians]

Germany is a place of obscure sorrows

[yekkes]

I think a very revealing moment on Queer Eye was when Tan said to the man they were making over: “I look good for my husband, what are you doing to keep her?” And it like. Absolutely astounded, dumbfounded this man that he should possibly be doing anything for his wife other than merely Exist as her husband

[drunkenhills]

Queer Eye is redefining masculinity one Georgian slacker at a time and I am HERE for it

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[candiikismet]

Please get this away from me