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This is me all the day
Having a small blog is a blessing in itself. I can say anything on here and not get any traction to stress me out lol
Superbat with a deathly sick Bruce drabble?
fighting the urge to give this a happy ending lmao
Clark’s head hung low as he slumped in the cold, unforgiving plastic chair. He’d spent days, weeks in this same spot, staring down at the discoloured linoleum at his feet.
The hospital room was silent and hollow, save for the beeping of the rhythmic beating of the heart monitor, the soft, constant woosh of air from the nasal cannulas, and the rattling, wet wheezes that Bruce let out with each struggling breath.
Each one was a testament to his sheer stubbornness and will to live. At the same time, a sign that the fight was being lost.
Day by day, he was growing weaker. His beautiful, intelligent mind that could once outwit demi-gods and metahumans was now clouded with fever and pain. The powerful body he trained relentlessly into a perfect weapon was now frail and colourless, the muscles wasting away beneath a hospital gown. Clark could see with his own eyes, how he seemed to fade further with each breath.
He had never felt more helpless, more powerless, than in this moment. He was Superman for Rao’s sake. He could deflect bullets, redirect meteorites. He could see with X-Ray vision through people, through buildings.
He couldn’t have possibly seen this.
He wished he had. Rao, he wished he had.
But there was no cure, not for something like this.
This… silent insidious killer that had taken root in the man he loved. They had run every test, scanned for everything, but there was no cure to this… decay.
So day by day, he was forced to watch as his best friend, the love of his life, his soulmate, withered away into nothingness. He watched as the fire in Bruce’s eyes dimmed, as his muscles weakened and his wit evaded him.
The moment that Bruce was diagnosed, when the word “Terminal,” Fell from Leslie’s lips, his world had irrevocably changed forever. In that moment, he thought of all the things he could do, of what he had to do to preserve Bruce, to preserve his heart. He had a list in his mind, a desperate, insane list of options.
He knew of the Lazarus Pits, of course. He knew of their mystic ability to bring people back from the brink of death, to restore them to their youth and imbue them with terrifying strength and virility. He had seen what it did to Ra’s al Ghul, to Jason. It was a miracle.
But he also knew that Bruce would never forgive him for something like that. For stealing away his chance to live, and die, as a human. Bruce had faced the pits before and rejected them. He had chosen his mortality time and time again. To force that upon him would be the ultimate betrayal.
Even so, his fingers twitched with the urge to do something, to pick Bruce up and take him to the pits himself. The urge only grew as he listened to each shallow breath, as they rattled weakly from his chest with each passing hour.
He couldn’t help but think, as he choked out a weak sob, smothering the noise with his hand to avoid disturbing the weak man in the bed. Would it be so bad for him to hate me forever, if it only means I get to see him live?
The question went unanswered as he reached out, taking Bruce’s cold, thin hand in his own, squeezing it gently.
The hand didn't squeeze back.
This was beautiful!
Yay! napoland came back 😒
https://www.tumblr.com/kilo-talks-to-little?source=share
Can this girl legit js leave us alone 😭
Idk they seem mentally ill to me
👋🏼 I hope you won't mind me asking you questions for the ask game.
The questions are 22,23,24 and 34.
Thanks
Hey friend<3 I obviously don't mind you playing the game with me 💗
22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with law?
Yes, I have it wasn't my fault, it was because of the stalker situation I wrote about in my last ask.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Um... quite regularly lol. I do work with big personalities on a regular basis
24. Baths or showers
Bath every time, I like to spend hours in the bath it's my way too cool off from the day.
34. Have you ever tried archery?
No, I don't think that I have the arm strength for it. I do like that sport tho.
Damn! I didn't knew you were like a hotshot in real life? Working with celebs all the time must be something 😯
Found this awful post https://www.tumblr.com/thatsastepladder/814863449892995072/shipping-superman-with-literally-anyone-other-than?source=share
It is definitely the straight ship puritarians shit, I seriously don't understand why they act as if clois is some godsent ship or anything. They're just a fictional couple and can be shipped with anyone and everyone.
I understand about being possessive about your ships but acting like a delusional asshole about it is stupid
More superbat fic recs plz!!!!!!!!! I trust you with my whole puss plz
What are your top fucked up omegavers fics? (nwo was the best thing I ever read)
Ahh! I'm very happy with the trust of your whole pussy anon! I shall give you more random superbat recs.
All of @gotham-blight 's superbat fics, trust me just go bonkers on their page. All of them are delicious and if any of you like batfam fics they have that too.
Some of my favourite fucked up omegaverse fics after nigaki's series are—
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41205699 (tw for incest)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43789542
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43646557
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43770549
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48104887
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82653051
I'm sure there are more but these are my favourites and be warned most of them contain underage sex and noncon.
And some random recs lol
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82865291
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82608926 (my FAV trope about Superman x Bruce Wayne)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79316171
https://archiveofourown.org/works/79505866
https://archiveofourown.org/works/80038606
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Clark doing everything in his power to save Bruce and make him happy will never cease to amaze me.
Clark wandering all around the universe to find a cure for Batman's disease because he cannot accept his wife dying at any cost.
Clark comparing Bruce to a moon and telling this much to Bruce, who is speechless at Clark's analogy and softens up completely.
And people have the nerve to say that superbat is bland or there is nothing between them, as if.
Out of curiosity, I decided to check out Superbat stories on AO3 and became more interested in the comments section of one story and found a comment at the end about Bruce being a "scat slave." I tried to remember where I'd seen that and your blog came to mind, maybe the person who sent you that message is now doing the same thing on that site.
The "scat slave" anon is not something new my love.
This person has been harassing the superbat community for closer to a decade now. They apparently staunchly hate the top Superman x bottom Batman dynamics, so instead of being civil about it and follow their like minded people who like bottom Superman x top Batman, they've chosen to become a pathetic, disgusting piece of shit who goes around throwing hate at every single person who dares love top Clark/bottom Bruce.
They're active here on Tumblr, Twitter and Ao3. On Tumblr they send all the hate while remaining anonymous. On Twitter they send unsolicited bottom Clark/top Bruce stolen fanart under most of the top Clark/bottom Bruce posts. They've also harassed minors and have sent death threats to many of the people in the community. On Ao3 they log in as guests and leave disgusting comments and recently it all has been related to scat.
The only way to get rid of them is to ignore their existence like the pos they are, engaging with them will only fuel their sadistic glee. And it is just not worth the energy but if you want to antagonise them and have no problem with their disgusting remarks to frustrate them, no one's stopping you.
Thoughts on unrequited superbat ?
I cannot stand it at all anon.
I literally cannot stand it, unrequited love/cheating/permanent break ups/major character death, these things are not for me at all.
In fact I feel actual pain in my chest of I try to read angst with no happy ending and I'm not even exaggerating this shit, my vagus nerves are fucking unbearable. I got traumatized once while I was an emo teen when I read an impromptu death fic and saw my favourite character dying in his sleep in his lover's arm and I was never the same after that.
So yes I do not fuck with unrequited superbat at all and it will never change. I have gone so far as to block the angst with a sad ending tag lol.
They're soulmates and they need to be together and I love 24/7 in my very humble opinion.
The snow flake disease is very catchy! It got me too :(
SHUT UP BITCH! clois is and will always be THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ship ever. Lois is Clark's only love of his life and no one else. They are PURE! CERTAINLY NOT that snot eating fascist sexist whore Batman?? What does that bitch even do but be a FUCKING asshole and bear up people? Some fucking hero he is. You know what he is? He's a fucking pedo and you are a gay fetisizing cunt who cannot see them as anything but sex objects you stupid cunt. I hope you die and get raped by disgusting men for fetishizing Clark, Lois IS his Queen and everything and she is far better than fucking Batman even if she killed anyone. All of you superbat whore should kill yourself that's all the clois shippers want in their hearts
... that's something.
My god, I never thought that fandoms will ever get this disgusting and hard to be in 20 years ago. Can you even read the shit you sent to an actual person? I don't even know what to say to this but, please, get some mental help because you're clearly in need of that, if this is your reaction to fictional characters of all things. This reads as some kind of mental breakdown. Your homophobia is shining very well from this block of text and the disgusting behaviour of telling a human to kill themselves over shipping wars. You really need help.
I cannot believe that people would go to this length just because someone called out their fandoms behaviour and while I STILL understand that not all clois shippers are like this, it just proves my point further of their fandom having the worst kind of people 😔 like what is this?? This is just so depressing, why can't you all just co exist in peace?
See that's the kind of shit I was talking about that the canon pair shippers pull.
In love with size difference in relationships, but let’s focus on Superbat.
Clark being bigger than Bruce would genuinely change that emos brain chemistry. Kinks he didn’t know he could have would sprout and the warm fuzzy feeling of being small and protected would make his brain numb. Next thing he knows he’s cuddled up in bed with Clark naked or wearing his boyfriends large shirt figuring out when to propose and how to propose
Size difference is even tastier when comparing dicks 🤭 either Bruce has a small cock or Clark is just that big. Either way, Bruce is getting railed so hard he can’t feel his legs and is somehow pregnant
Kryptonian sperm don't need to follow the laws of nature
Clois shippers don't just attack the superbat fans, it's just that the fans of other superman ships have gotten tired of their bad behavior for a long time and don't allow them to bully them. Clois shippers never accept criticism, but it is true that it is better to label properly, so as not to be equal to them.
No the thing is clois shippers do attack superbat fans. I have seen so many posts of clois shippers hating on superbat for no fucking reason. More than half of the time we don't even do anything. Clois shippers have this thing that they think clois is some pure ship or something and shipping Clark with Bruce is inherently a dirty thing?
Also the "real superbat fan never speaks ill of Lois" is a widely accepted thing in the superbat fandom, Lois is one of the best treated female character in the fandom and STILL clois and Lois fans act like superbat fans are being "mysogynistic" towards her which is fucking stupid.
There are so many instances of clois fans unashamedly telling superbat fans to off themselves and mocking us and when someone retaliates against them they all act like they're the victims.
For them in every superbat fic Lois should get a shrine of her own just because she's so damn important 😭 like you cannot ship two men in peace because if you do you are automatically a mysogynistic piece of shit. And this is not at all an exaggeration I have literally seen a clois fan say that "in every superbat fic Lois is made to be this awesome best friend/wingwoman who will happily step aside and let Clark and Bruce be together" they were actually angry about it, that in a SUPERBAT fic Lois was portrayed as Clark's best friend? Like what the hell do you want then? For her to pine after Clark always? Be the female best friend who has no personality except yearning for the male lead? Idk man some of them have very delusional takes on them.
Bruce Wayne's recurring wet dream is being stuck in the Eiffel tower pose between mild-mannered-built-like-an-ox Clark Kent and can-snap-him-like-a-twig Superman and have them use him to their heart's content.
I find it very funny that my last post pissed off so many clois shippers and I wasn't even outright insulting anyone while I've seen clois shippers send death threats in superbat tag,call it mid without thinking about "stupid ship wars" and genuinely mock Bruce's whole character.
It doesn't feel good when it happens to your favourite ship does it? But many of y'all have been doing the same shit while also tagging the main superbat tag and then crying about the damn injustice when in reality half of you all are the assholes. I cannot count the number of times me or my friends have encountered clois shippers in the wild whose whole life purpose is to shit on superbat to make it seem like clois is way better. Which ship what you want but atleast be respectful about it.
And before anyone comes at me that not all shippers are like that, I know. But that didn't stop from so many of clois shippers from shitting on other ship tags.
So5 like maybe reflect on your own shitty behaviour before calling others out.
silver fox bruce who struggles w his feelings for clark and tries to keep a comfortable distance bc of the age gap
clark who instantly wants to hunt this old man for sexual sport
Clark is about to pound that old man into the bed so good.