#batpost

[zubatts]

the new hyper beam animation is crazy, sylveon fucking killed him

[violentbat]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*

[ratinapinksuit]

Imagine: Dick and Bruce are arguing. They’ve been at it for an hour and thirty minutes, long enough to collect a crowd of siblings and forget what the original problem was. They were probably arguing over a mission, Bruce starting it by voicing his worries and Dick exaggerating it.

At some point, as Dicks voice crescendos, his arms are waving dramatically to and fro as he voices his grievances against his father he yells;

Dick: Damn you, Bruce! Damn you to hell! You’re trying to act like my father

[He points to his siblings]

Dick: Their father! But you’re no good at it! I know that you know that! You’re emotionally distant, you can’t communicate, and you don’t know how to spend time with us! It’s like being raised by a fucking brick!! WHO RAISED YOU?!

The children watching laughed, hiding their giggles and chuckles behind their hands. At that moment, there’s a knock on the door interrupting the moment to announce Alfred’s arrival.

The children smiled, they’re always happy to see Alfred. He’s so kind and thoughtful, like a grandfather.

The butler opened the door and closed it behind himself. “Dinner is ready, sir.” He said.

Bruce gulped, a low sound but a sound that Dick noticed. His head swiveled to his father, watching and analyzing his minute expressions.

“Thank you Alfred.” Bruce said with a strained smile. Muffled voices chorused along thankfulness. Dick kept watching Bruce.

Alfred bowed. “You’re welcome sir.”

Dick saw Bruce flinch twitch. Somewhere behind him Alfred left and his siblings looked back at the spectacle he made with his father. They nudged each other, muttering things that dick chose to ignore to instead focus on the growing pit in his stomach.

Bruce looked at his son, blue eyes meeting a mirror image, and dick (ever observant) sees him shake his head.

His lips pull back, revealing sharp teeth that bite out sharper words. Fuck that, he decided.

“Alfred raised you.”

[brionysea]

Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

[charlierakib]

Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

[sentient-car-hell]

Batwheels text & tumblr quote memes

Yeah mostly brank but i tried

[batpedia]

BAT: Bat (& variations)

GAME OF ORIGIN: Final Fantasy XIV, released 2013 on various platforms; live-service/MMORPG

CLASSIFICATION: simple, shape-based depiction of a standard, semi-realistic bat; hostile enemy, with variations that differ in look and behavior

RANKING: very solid bat. visually distinct while being incredibly simple, without losing out on key details such as ears and wing shape. eyes are very striking, create a very cute look for the creature as a whole. for a standard MMO enemy, a lot of love clearly went into designing this bat.

VERDICT: 7/10 squeaks

[avamedera]

Honestly any batkid at some stage: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Batkid: *punches wall*

Batkid:

Batkid: Take me to the hospital